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Topic: Jerusalem Tel Aviv
Posted By: Dan Blather
Subject: Jerusalem Tel Aviv
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 12:20am
The two hotties in the Jerusalem/Tel Aviv tourism commercials seem like they're just using you to buy them meals and drinks. At that rooftop party, they'll either bail on you, or introduce you to their boyfriends Lavie and Yosef.

Oh, and the commercials don't really describe why Jerusalem or Tel Aviv are so special. The commercial could just as well be advertising any European hot spot, like Ibiza or whatever.

Sonny? WTF does that song have to do with Israel anyhow?



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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 1:26am
Originally posted by Dan Blather Dan Blather wrote:

The two hotties in the Jerusalem/Tel Aviv tourism commercials seem like they're just using you to buy them meals and drinks. At that rooftop party, they'll either bail on you, or introduce you to their boyfriends Lavie and Yosef.

Oh, and the commercials don't really describe why Jerusalem or Tel Aviv are so special. The commercial could just as well be advertising any European hot spot, like Ibiza or whatever.

Sonny? WTF does that song have to do with Israel anyhow?
Another totally confusing commercial. Are the two hotties supposed to be Israelis or tourists? At my age it really doesn't matter. Although we met an Israeli couple in Granada, Spain. The man was about 70 years old and the very hot woman was about mid to late twenties. We assumed it was his daughter or granddaughter. They were at our hotel and like us wanted to see the Gypsy cave flamenco dancers. We had a car and of course invited them to ride with us. During those couple of hours we learned they were married. You go old Jewish guy!

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Posted By: 133
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 2:42am
Yes this commercial sucks, especially the music used.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 3:36am
Hey Bitsy lets dodge ANTI AIRCRAFT BOMBS and watch out for TERRORIST ATTACKS while enjoying the BEACH


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 4:24pm
These days the two lassies in the ad very well could have been a couple on their honeymoon.
Having said that, unless they both work for CNN, they're naive and simply went for a hit and a shot...lead one, that is.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 4:45pm
I don't want to get into trouble for showing a video with too much booty exposed...


https://postimages.org/" rel="nofollow">


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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 2:31am
Which is bigger? The chicks' chests or noses?

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Posted By: CapeCat
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 2:50am
Those young ladies appear to be especially fond of each other, don't they ...Shocked Shocked and it doesn't matter where they are traveling .... Tel Aviv, Paris, South Beach,  or anyplace else.  They don't care...they are just going to have a mighty fine time together, thank you very much!

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 3:15pm
well exactly --J/TA look a lot like either Miami or SoCal--plus an inherent element of DANGER constantly


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 3:41pm
Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Those young ladies appear to be especially fond of each other, don't they ...Shocked Shocked and it doesn't matter where they are traveling .... Tel Aviv, Paris, South Beach,  or anyplace else.  They don't care...they are just going to have a mighty fine time together, thank you very much!


The underlying message must be that Jerusalem and Tel Aviv are "lesbian friendly".

Probably trying to cash in on their relatively close proximity to Greece and the island of Lesbos.

Maybe catch some side-trip business.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Those young ladies appear to be especially fond of each other, don't they ...Shocked Shockedand it doesn't matter where they are traveling .... Tel Aviv, Paris, South Beach,  or anyplace else.  They don't care...they are just going to have a mighty fine time together, thank you very much!
Originally posted by Another observant poster of knowledge & fame Another observant poster of knowledge & fame wrote:

These days the two lassies in the ad very well could have been a couple on their honeymoon...
Originally posted by And yet ANOTHER wise poster with a clear view And yet ANOTHER wise poster with a clear view wrote:



The underlying message must be that Jerusalem and Tel Aviv are "lesbian friendly".

Probably trying to cash in on their relatively close proximity to Greece and the island of Lesbos...


Shocked(Wink)
We live in 'delicate times of thin skins and acronyms'! 
We *must* choose our words and express our true feelings with caution and trepidation, doncha know! Say the wrong thing or the right thing wrong and you too can find yourself 'cruisin' to Jerusalem' for 30 days...take it from the 'Howl of Experience' ('cept *I* got sent to France).
I DO hold 'Sensitivity & Diversity Training Classes' for the terminally-abusive 'old skool'-types.
Do YOU need to attend? I failed, too, but I can teach (doesn't mean I can learn).
 
Paw, sitting around & trying to convince a young lass that she would certainly be better off going to Fargo with Frisky Fran.N.Furter (looking in at her), rather than Julia from Jerusalem/Tell Aviv - she ain't got a 'Beach Body' and, well..just ain't built for the beach.


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Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 5:43pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Are the two hotties supposed to be Israelis or tourists?

That was my observation too the last time this ad was discussed. 

http://www.commercialsihate.com/jerusalem-tel-aviv_topic26786_post399908.html?KW=tel+aviv#399908" rel="nofollow - http://www.commercialsihate.com/jerusalem-tel-aviv_topic26786_post399908.html?KW=tel+aviv#399908


Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 10:21pm

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Shocked(Wink)
We live in 'delicate times of thin skins and acronyms'! 
We *must* choose our words and express our true feelings with caution and trepidation, doncha know! Say the wrong thing or the right thing wrong, etc.


Pa, may I please plagiarize this quote from you?  It's perfect for my neighborhood forum group the next time someone gets their panties in a twist about something.



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 12:54am
Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Quote Shocked(Wink)
We live in 'delicate times of thin skins and acronyms'!
We *must* choose our words and express our true feelings with caution and trepidation, doncha know! Say the wrong thing or the right thing wrong, etc.


Pa, may I please plagiarize this quote from you?  It's perfect for my neighborhood forum group the next time someone gets their panties in a twist about something.


If you're looking to piss someone off, PaW is definitely the guy to quote!!!




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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 1:03am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I don't want to get into trouble for showing a video with too much booty exposed...

https://postimages.org/" rel="nofollow">




Who says animals are dumb???


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 5:21pm
Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:


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Shocked(Wink)
We live in 'delicate times of thin skins and acronyms'! 
We *must* choose our words and express our true feelings with caution and trepidation, doncha know! Say the wrong thing or the right thing wrong, etc.


Pa, may I please plagiarize this quote from you?  It's perfect for my neighborhood forum group the next time someone gets their panties in a twist about something.

WinkBig smileOf course you may! I feel honored - I have no 'patent' on what I say or write (well...for given topics, my organization does, but here in the public domain? Like us all, I do not write to read what I wrote, nor do I speak simply to hear myself) and knowing it made a difference? Priceless! Far beyond that of business. YOU have just made my Valentine's DayHeart (and ol'Mule was just trying to scare you...I'm NOT a horrid, crotchety-type individual - he always wants to be 'first on your 'good side'', doncha know...)  


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 5:59pm
^LOL
Dang, PaW!  Another reason for you to check in more often!  We need to find a girlfriend for Jimbo! Wink



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 8:54pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:


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Shocked(Wink)
We live in 'delicate times of thin skins and acronyms'! 
We *must* choose our words and express our true feelings with caution and trepidation, doncha know! Say the wrong thing or the right thing wrong, etc.


Pa, may I please plagiarize this quote from you?  It's perfect...
WinkBig smile(with correction)Of course you may! I feel honored ...and ol'Mule was just trying to scare you...I'm NOT a horrid, crotchety-type individual - he always wants to be 'first on your 'good side'', doncha know...and we all love him most of the time. 
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

...We need to find a girlfriend for Jimbo...
Big smileHeeeeyyyy! There ya go, aka!
C? Are ya single or have a hubby who doesn't care if you take off for Florilando to meet up with a nice gentleman who is lucky at Bingo (I hear winning at Bingo is fun & profitable) and with whom ED supplements no longer serve a purpose? He's a great lad and I can vouch for him given we got banned together for a month, last year. He had to sit in the corner for a minute...
Related image 

...while I got lost trying to find my way to my assigned corner. Next thing ya know, we made the news 'cause Jimbo is 'adventurous' and loads of fun!

Elderly German men escape nursing home to attend heavy metal concert

https://www.upi.com/Elderly-German-men-escape-nursing-home-to-attend-heavy-metal-concert/4991533531723/" rel="nofollow - https://www.upi.com/Elderly-German-men-escape-nursing-home-to-attend-heavy-metal-concert/4991533531723/

Of course we fooled them - we weren't really German.
Indeed! I think Jimbo would like a nice Elder Care Day Nurse girlfriend like you! Whatcha say???!Big smileWink


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 9:32pm
that pig clip is one of the funniest things EVER


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 5:46am
Quote Pa, may I please plagiarize this quote from you?  It's perfect for my neighborhood forum group the next time someone gets their panties in a twist about something.


I haven't looked, but there probably is a panty-twisting forum somewhere on the 'net...  LOL


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Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 8:11pm
Thanks, Pa!  You're a sweetie!  I'm sure your quote will settle down a few of my more...I might say, enthusiastically aggressive, neighbors!  LOL 


Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 11:18pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Those young ladies appear to be especially fond of each other, don't they ...Shocked Shockedand it doesn't matter where they are traveling .... Tel Aviv, Paris, South Beach,  or anyplace else.  They don't care...they are just going to have a mighty fine time together, thank you very much!
Originally posted by Another observant poster of knowledge & fame Another observant poster of knowledge & fame wrote:

These days the two lassies in the ad very well could have been a couple on their honeymoon...
[QUOTE=And yet ANOTHER wise poster with a clear view]

The underlying message must be that Jerusalem and Tel Aviv are "lesbian friendly".

Probably trying to cash in on their relatively close proximity to Greece and the island of Lesbos...


That's how I interpreted this ad, notice the Jerusalem/Tel Aviv is in rainbow colors?  Not that there's anything wrong with that...



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Feb 2019 at 12:21am
I'm anxious to see the Isle of Lesbos tourism promotion ads.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/44/57/cb44577748bd07c290c2bf3aa4374d62.jpg" rel="nofollow"> <--- clickity

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/4666166_lesbianlovespells_jpg08f94e0c840eb078c343438940386ef7" rel="nofollow"> <--- clickity

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/8e/1a/dd8e1a4b0fd58a5f36a5df93ea36ac14.jpg" rel="nofollow"> <--- clickity

(pant!! pant!!) <--- no clickity


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2019 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Which is bigger? The chicks' chests or noses?
So you were just looking for an opportunity to express antisemitism. Got it.


Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2019 at 5:46pm
Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Which is bigger? The chicks' chests or noses?
So you were just looking for an opportunity to express antisemitism. Got it.
Wasn't trying to be anti semitic, but REALLY!!!


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Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2019 at 10:17pm
I've never had a desire to travel to Isreal, but those lovely lasses would be a big plus!

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2019 at 2:06am
Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Those young ladies appear to be especially fond of each other, don't they ...Shocked Shocked and it doesn't matter where they are traveling .... Tel Aviv, Paris, South Beach,  or anyplace else.  They don't care...they are just going to have a mighty fine time together, thank you very much!
 
I'm a not so nice Jewish guy. I'd like to be the corn beef of this sandwich. A dynamic twosome.


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2019 at 2:15am
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Dan Blather Dan Blather wrote:

The two hotties in the Jerusalem/Tel Aviv tourism commercials seem like they're just using you to buy them meals and drinks. At that rooftop party, they'll either bail on you, or introduce you to their boyfriends Lavie and Yosef.

Oh, and the commercials don't really describe why Jerusalem or Tel Aviv are so special. The commercial could just as well be advertising any European hot spot, like Ibiza or whatever.

Sonny? WTF does that song have to do with Israel anyhow?
Another totally confusing commercial. Are the two hotties supposed to be Israelis or tourists? At my age it really doesn't matter. Although we met an Israeli couple in Granada, Spain. The man was about 70 years old and the very hot woman was about mid to late twenties. We assumed it was his daughter or granddaughter. They were at our hotel and like us wanted to see the Gypsy cave flamenco dancers. We had a car and of course invited them to ride with us. During those couple of hours we learned they were married. You go old Jewish guy!
How do you think we've survived in a world that thinks we have horns? Such sh*t as Hitler, the corrupt UN, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd, the freshman neo facist congresswomen Ocasio Cortez and that wench from the Detroit area? Back to this commercial. though Israel has some nasty neighbors that want to push Israel into the sea, this nation is a hell of a lot safer than many areas in the USA. For example, my town Baltimore is giving Berut Lebanon a run for the money and Detroit to name a few. And though I've never been to my people's homeland, I'd rather spend my tourist dollars in happening Israel than Iceland! What's the big ado about Iceland? It's expensive and cold with hot springs. I work in the airline industry and one of my co-workers told me it's a $140 cab ride from KEF airport to wherever the happening stuff is in Iceland!


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