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Allstate - Mayhem 'What?!'

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Topic: Allstate - Mayhem 'What?!'
Posted By: crainbebo
Subject: Allstate - Mayhem 'What?!'
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2019 at 6:01pm
We already have an EARLY, EARLY winner for the worst of 2019! Instant mute! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2019 at 6:04pm
We have Allstate...I hate them so much!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2019 at 6:26pm
*I* LOVE this commercial!

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2019 at 10:00pm
Mayhem's back.  Ouch  Does this mean we have another year of this guy?  Unhappy


Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2019 at 3:19am
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2019 at 12:27pm
Originally posted by (0)(0) (0)(0) wrote:

Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

We already have an EARLY, EARLY winner for the worst of 2019! Instant mute! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

 

OH NO!!! Some of us SO CALLED experts give the "Annoyed Beyond All Common Since Sense Belief" to Flo. Hands down and going away.
Winkcorrected - you are welcome, but you get an 'F-' in Engrish.
 
Not sure what you were trying to say or who you were trying to suck up to agree with, but I did take the opportunity to help you.


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Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2019 at 9:37pm
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2019 at 12:43am
^^^LOLYou're an idiot..."But back to the SUBJECT AT HAND!!!!!"Wink

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2019 at 10:12pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Mayhem's back.  Ouch  Does this mean we have another year of this guy?  Unhappy
 
Personally, keep Mayhem going. He could be replaced by warbely vocal fry froggy chick singers, more rap crap or a spokesperson from hell like Lisping Guido from Verizon Fios, that weird pan sexual buddy of Flo who's featured in that animated retro style commercial and of course Flo. Face wise, Flo is still keeping it young. I guess Botox shots and plastic surgery or actually I feel she's blessed with good genes. Also, I noticed Flo has lost a little bit of weight but we'll never know as she dresses like Ellen DeGenerous would if she were Progressive's spokesperson. Flo could up her status if she showed some cleavage and especially leggage. Even Toyota Jan shows off her long shapely legs in short skirts.


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Posted By: jon1
Date Posted: 24 May 2019 at 10:22pm
The what? what? what? idiocy has to go. I'd rather ask why? why? why? as to the bad writing here. 


Posted By: True Lies
Date Posted: 25 May 2019 at 12:11am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Mayhem's back.  Ouch  Does this mean we have another year of this guy?  Unhappy
 
Personally, keep Mayhem going. He could be replaced by warbely vocal fry froggy chick singers, more rap crap or a spokesperson from hell like Lisping Guido from Verizon Fios, that weird pan sexual buddy of Flo who's featured in that animated retro style commercial and of course Flo. Face wise, Flo is still keeping it young. I guess Botox shots and plastic surgery or actually I feel she's blessed with good genes. Also, I noticed Flo has lost a little bit of weight but we'll never know as she dresses like Ellen DeGenerous would if she were Progressive's spokesperson. Flo could up her status if she showed some cleavage and especially leggage. Even Toyota Jan shows off her long shapely legs in short skirts.
 
Now there's a mental picture to put an end to a perfectly good day...…….


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Posted By: True Lies
Date Posted: 25 May 2019 at 12:41am
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

We already have an EARLY, EARLY winner for the worst of 2019! Instant mute! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

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Oh I don't know...…………………This is better that some movie star looking deep into a camera and trying to sound sincere.....
 
Remember when you see this...…... "THEIR ACTORS!!!!"


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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 26 May 2019 at 11:29pm
Originally posted by True Lies True Lies wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Mayhem's back.  Ouch  Does this mean we have another year of this guy?  Unhappy

 
[COLOR=#336633]Personally, keep Mayhem going. He could be replaced by warbely vocal fry froggy chick singers, more rap crap or a spokesperson from hell like Lisping Guido from Verizon Fios, that weird pan sexual buddy of Flo who's featured in that animated retro style commercial and of course Flo. Face wise, Flo is still keeping it young. I guess Botox shots and plastic surgery or actually I feel she's blessed with good genes. Also, I noticed Flo has lost a little bit of weight but we'll never know as she dresses like Ellen DeGenerous would if she were Progressive's spokesperson. Flo could up her status if she showed some cleavageand especially leggage. Even Toyota Jan shows off her long shapely legs in short skirts.
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Now there's a mental picture to put an end to a perfectly good day...…….

I second that. (Barf)

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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 26 May 2019 at 11:34pm
At least neither character does that long drawn-out "Whaaaaaaaat?!" I can't remember what the advert was for, but it blitzed the viewer with that abomination before one could mute it.

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Posted By: msubulldog
Date Posted: 17 Jun 2019 at 12:30am
Mayhem is as annoying a part of college football as Nick Saban is.


Posted By: !Tommy
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2019 at 4:33pm
Both Mayham and that other fool need that flag pole shoved up their ass.


Posted By: coppersnowboarder
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2019 at 8:03pm
If the victim in this ad is out at a stadium watching a game, then why is his car in the driveway waiting for Mayhem to steal it???


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2019 at 9:13pm
Originally posted by coppersnowboarder coppersnowboarder wrote:

If the victim in this ad is out at a stadium watching a game, then why is his car in the driveway waiting for Mayhem to steal it???
Commercials have no requirement to portray reality. Recently I searched FCC Truth in Advertising. The law is still current but never enforced. Angry

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2019 at 6:06am
Stadium parking can be a bitch.  He could have carpooled with friends or took an Uber...


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Posted By: True Lies
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2019 at 6:43pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Stadium parking can be a bitch.  He could have carpooled with friends or took an Uber...
Car Jacking ????


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2019 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Stadium parking can be a bitch.  He could have carpooled with friends or took an Uber...
WinkABSOLUTELY!
Sounds like MrT has also been to a sporting event...as one who has been to a few games, I'm proud to say I've never driven to any game - always subway or public transport. I still love this commercial and see the ugly realities in it.


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Posted By: ridley
Date Posted: 14 Aug 2019 at 8:36pm
imagine the outrage if the victim and car thief's races were switched


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Aug 2019 at 8:45pm
Originally posted by ridley ridley wrote:

imagine the outrage if the victim and car thief's races were switched
I'm certain that very thought crosses MANY minds...


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Posted By: Number6
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2019 at 5:02am
I love the "Mayhem" "Allstate" series, but I really hate this commercial.


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2019 at 8:34pm
I still hate this one. As soon as I hear that ding at the start of the ad, it's muted. And it stays muted. WHATTTTT?! my a$$. I said it was an early winner for the worst of 2019, and while there are some even-stupider ones than this, I'm sure it will be on my top 10 list.

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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2019 at 12:34am
... What? ... Tongue


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2019 at 3:11am
Don't HATE.
This is really a great commercial - why feel so ugly towards it? Does anyone here believe they live in a nice suburban neighborhood where this is just so far from reality that it is ridiculous? Well, it isn't. Maybe many of us have never been close to a stolen car situation (either side of the fence) before? I find it emotionally very realistic, from both perspectives - and 'ugly' hurts, but *I* like to think this is 'funny ugly' and the probability of this very situation exists. Heck, we have camera capabilities on almost anything and Applications on our Personal Devices where we can follow events in real time.
This type of crime is one of the most prevalent around my current location...well, that is, outside of The Estate in the Swamp (and the surrounding neighborhood), where the kind locals take care of each other and where nobody knows anything about 'missing criminals', when asked. 
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Mayhem feeds on realistic situations - I always keep that in mind. Humor in the ugly-side of reality. 
As one who has very often driven great distances monthly, for many years...this one really touched 'home'.


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