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Topic: Kay Jewelers asking son's permission....
Posted By: Jimbo
Subject: Kay Jewelers asking son's permission....
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2018 at 4:24pm
...to marry his mother.



I had the "hook" to this one figured out as soon as the fashionably unshaven but sensitive sissy "man" said the words "...and I wanted to ask you... before I asked her..."

I knew immediately it was gonna be a kid. My only surprise is that the kid is a boy. Much more typical nowadays to have a man, (or in the case a "man") subjugate himself to a girl.

And why does he refer to the kid's mom by her first name? Does the kid call his mom Julie too?

All in all, looking at the two "actors" they chose for this sap fest, and given the current societal trends, I'm surprised he wasn't asking the boy for permission to marry his DAD.



Barf.



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Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2018 at 6:55pm
So technically, is that kid a bastard?


Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2018 at 7:13pm
I saw that too for the first time and figured it out too before the "payoff"

What a dork Ermm

Anyone remember the Kays jewelry ad from around 10 years ago where a couple is in a lighthouse during a thunderstorm and the woman gets scared like a child and the guy holds her and flatly intones like a stalker "I love you....and I always will" with the worst acting ever?  LOL




Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 10:20am
(WARNING: The following contains an-asked for commercial for a thread about a commercial I hate so as to drum up business on *my* thread)
Wink
I wanna see the 'Long Version' where the kid runs out into the front room to gleefully announce this to everyone, including his real father, who was an LSU Linebacker, and his construction crew, along with his soon-to-be-engaged again mother, who are all watching the football game on his real father's (here comes the 'jump the thread' commercial for another disliked commercial) Samsung QLED T.V. (http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=26894&PID=400858&title=samsung-qled-mustache-cant-look-away-videos#400858). 

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 10:23am
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 11:28am
Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

So technically, is that kid a bastard?
LOLLOL

This dumb future dad has got it all wrong! You shower the young lad with expensive gifts!

And screw you Kay!  What if he said NO?  I know the answer to that too! Evil Smile

You tell the little brat that things are going to change around here...Then beat him like a red headed step-child!








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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 1:13pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

And screw you Kay!  What if he said NO?  I know the answer to that too! Evil Smile

You tell the little brat that things are going to change around here...Then beat him like a red headed step-child!




Ya whup dat boy's ass like Donald Trump in a hotel room with a porn star...






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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 4:43pm
LOL




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Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 11:36pm
Guy has such a goofy look on his face, like he knows it's all a joke. Kid grins because he thinks the ring is his.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 11:50pm
^^^I don't think it is Kay, but there is another Jeweler hawking their wares. Looks like it was shot in The Hamptons, at a very upscale XMAS party. If that isn't bad enough, take a look at the 'girlfriend'! Either this ad is into this new way of 'older women with younger men', or this guy is giving his Mom (wearing a tight red dress) a necklace. She give him that 'come hither'-look and he smiles somewhat innocently. Anyone else think she had maybe 1/2 inch thick layer of face makeup on? Anyone else planning on skipping the winterizing of your cars just to go buy a loved one a necklace? 

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 9:54pm
I find this ad to be treacly and a bit icky..this one gets thrown in the 'overacting' bin with the 'monster dad' on the Citi phone app ad --these cheeseballs over sell the concept


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Posted By: sarita la cubanita
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2019 at 6:21am
LOL  And the child they chose reminds me of one of the scary spirits in The Shining!  My hb and I were trying to figure out if it was a girl or boy.  


Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 4:36pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

...to marry his mother.

I had the "hook" to this one figured out as soon as the fashionably unshaven but sensitive sissy "man" said the words "...and I wanted to ask you... before I asked her..."


Fashionably unshaven?  I think that look has gotten old.  At least I hope it has.  I hate that unshaven look.  Either shave or have a beard!  Don't sit around looking like a bum.  Sexy?  I think not!  Thumbs Down


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 4:42pm
I'm thinking the guy asking permission is really more interested in the little boy.
Send out the 'Perv Alert' before it becomes necessary to issue an 'Amber Alert'.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 4:47pm
LOL

Stranger Danger!




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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 10:05pm
Castrate this delicate little snowflake so he can't reproduce.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 10:26pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Castrate this delicate little snowflake so he can't reproduce.


Save him a lot of money later in life when he would've had it done anyway as part of his transgender surgery.



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 10:58pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Castrate this delicate little snowflake so he can't reproduce.


Save him a lot of money later in life when he has it done anyway as part of his transgender surgery.

CryMaddy's statement scares me and is very disturbing! I thought for sure she went to Catholic-y School, like St. Thor...anyway...

ConfusedI'm so confused - which one are you talking about?

Dangerous mister "Let me be your Daddy"

or

Little mister "I'm never going to be anyone's Daddy'?

If my vote counts, well...the commercial is kind of dimly-lit, so I say let's bury them both in the basement.

(WinkDon't be alarmed - I got kicked out of Catholic-y School in 2nd grade, so what *I* suggest is ok)


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 7:34am
I was talking about the whipped older gent. I hope she said no.

I did go to Catholic school! Maybe I need some refresher courses.








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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 2:22pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I was talking about the whipped older gent. I hope she said no.

I did go to Catholic school! Maybe I need some refresher courses.


ApproveWell, given I just ran into TheBigJ a little while ago, I stood up for you and ASKED on your behalf!
He said, "Naaawwwwwww....Maddy's good in *my* books....but what are YOU doing after lunch, Paw?..."
ConfusedAnd we're on a first-name basis?! Looks like *I* could be up for the 'refresher'.
He DID tell me to give you the pin-on, bumper sticker, and a sample 2019 Prayer Card which doubles as a Xmas card, which he swears will be 'Top Sellers' (I had no idea he had a 'Marketing Degree'!)...and also to remind you to have MrWee see the commercial as you never know when your stalker will send some unknown kid to your door to tell you he's given his approval for your stalker ask permission to take things to the 'next level'. And also to tell MrWee to keep that metal meat pounder handy.


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Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 3:43pm
Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Fashionably unshaven?  I think that look has gotten old.  At least I hope it has.  I hate that unshaven look.  Either shave or have a beard!  Don't sit around looking like a bum.  Sexy?  I think not!  Thumbs Down

This is as bad as it gets. Do women like the homeless look?



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 4:30pm
^ LOL

I think they found a new scruff meister, at least he doesn't have the neck hair. 





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Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 4:37pm
I think he's the same guy.  And this must be a Car Gurus thing. Afterall, aren't gurus back to nature, monthly bathing hippie types?


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2019 at 5:19pm
I'm doing the scruffy look because I'm having trouble finding blades for my Gillette Sensor. I have a beard trimmer that keeps my facial hair at about a 1/16th of an inch. I shave my neck when I shower, every 2 or 3 days.  Yeah, sounds nasty, huh?  Things change when you get to be my age. I'm not working everyday, I'm not repulsive to my wife. I'm saving money on heating water.


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