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Toyota Jan Back from maternal leave!

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Topic: Toyota Jan Back from maternal leave!
Posted By: tikibagger
Subject: Toyota Jan Back from maternal leave!
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2018 at 3:56pm
Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!


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Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2018 at 6:05pm
To be honest, she really isn't THAT hard to look at.     Big smile

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2018 at 6:15pm
I could "go places" with her, she may not want me to go there.  She's a baby making machine, I would have told her OB/GYN to add an extra stitch. Tongue


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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2018 at 12:11am
Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

To be honest, she really isn't THAT hard to look at.     Big smile

Her God-given looks aren't what I dislike. It's her personality/speech/acting that makes me wonder how any guy could [TMI censored out].

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2018 at 12:18am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!
How do you know she didn't just skip up the street to the local abortion clinic to get the little intruder vacuumed out?
If she decided to keep it, she may lose commercial opportunities and 'Daddy' wont get as much breast milk.


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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2018 at 12:34am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!

How do you know she didn't just skip up the street to the local abortion clinic to get the little intruder vacuumed out?
If she decided to keep it, she may lose commercial opportunities and 'Daddy' wont get as much breast milk.

Oh, gross! Was gonna get dinner but I think I'll wait a bit.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2018 at 3:40am
weeell since shes been pregnant TWICE now in her Toyota 'buffoon' career--i kinda doubt shes anything but a serial MOM

that said, shes just insect like to me--theres an actress on the CW Green Arrow that has that mandible mouth as well--like a set of FANGS


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 07 Aug 2018 at 2:58am
Isn't the empty car transporter an old ad? Or did they for some reason do a re-make?

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Aug 2018 at 5:41pm
Maybe she's really Chinese and we need to report her...or maybe she will sacrifice up her youngest.
"China does still have the 1 child per family policy. A couple can have another child but they are heavily taxed for that child, and the child's education is not free."


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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 12:37am
Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.

EXACTLYClap that covers it pretty well--like PAT and his 'i'm so funny' for a LOBOTOMY PATIENT schtick


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Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2018 at 11:17pm


Her face alone just annoys me. 
She gets filed right next to Seth Myers and Keith Olbermann in my "please someone throw a pie at this smug mug" catagoryAngry


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2018 at 1:40am
Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.
Wasn't there an old commercial where she stood on her desk pretending to be a cheerleader? Quite the attention whore. Does she pay Toyota to be the perpetual "star" of their ads?

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2018 at 10:39pm
Toyotas whole ad campaign has a perpetual 'bad smell' to ALL their attempts


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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2018 at 1:05am
"Laurel Coppock is known for her work on 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.'"
.....nope, no she's not.

She will NEVER get rid of "Toyota Jan."

I guess they pay her some big bucks for her to stay with these ads, the horrible writing and extreme cringeworthy humor.   




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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2018 at 3:51pm
a new term for her 'appeal'..
she grins with her JANDIBLES

'The Office'? No recollection whatsoever of 'Jan' appearing there and i have seen ALL Offices


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Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2018 at 11:21pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

The Office'? No recollection whatsoever of 'Jan' appearing there and i have seen ALL Offices


Probably just a 1 time minor appearance, like a waiter who brought them their food when they went out to eat or someone briefly on the elevator with one of the main characters or something. Something that wouldn't stand out or be memorable. Plus she may have had her hair dyed or done differently or w/e so you might not even know it was her if she wasn't pointed out to you.


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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 2:52am
I think "Jen" bugs me more than "Flo"!!!

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 2:57pm
Right now during sales times when i see 'Jen' about 20 times A DAY..yes
Flo still inherently more repellent..she is like Pennywise in IT


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 5:49pm
Same here! I've just about had it with Jan's perky attitude and the woman thanking the salesman...at least 15-20 times per day on local Yakima stations! 

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2019 at 3:22pm
Shes BAAACK and shes GONE COUNTRY!
nope.. not even gonna post it--U will be INUNDATED with it soon enuf
i kinda guessed there was some redneck in that chick
the Japanese must think the entire US is a bunch of dumb hicks


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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2019 at 12:59am
The one I saw about 45 min ago was her and bunch of people jumping, clapping hands, high fives to that crappy Fitz and The Tantrums song.  The ad ends about when the ad ends - "Sept. 3." Wonderful, a full month of this garbage. AngryDead 

** Edit- here, enjoy the heavy amount of cringe.








Every ad "Jan" does comes off corny and annoying as f--k!!




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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2019 at 1:50am
so shes douchey too? COOL


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2019 at 3:02pm
So.. i am not sure whats more obnoxious--the 'hand clap-fist bump' extravaganza that urban areas get
OR the 'hillbilly' CW singalong crapfest that WE in the west are 'TREATED' to by Jan and Kletus

I gotta go with the latter as a hater of hick music-to assume ALL Merikans will luv this dreck is
pretty reediculous


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2019 at 6:16pm
We live in Yakima, so we get the country bumpkin hillbilly fest that I've already seen twice during Sunday night news...and it's awful. Well the weekend news around here is awful too, but that commercial is MUTE worthy. I cringe it. 
Hey, anyone still like Jan?

(crickets)


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2019 at 6:33pm
Yeah!  At least it was a Chevy that beat a Toyota at Watkins Glen.  Freaking c*ntry bumpkins!




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Posted By: Erick Cartman
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2019 at 8:56pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

"Laurel Coppock is known for her work on 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.'"
.....nope, no she's not.

She will NEVER get rid of "Toyota Jan."

I guess they pay her some big bucks for her to stay with these ads, the horrible writing and extreme cringeworthy humor.   


 
I watched Crazy, Stupid,Love, and for the life of me, cannot remember what role she portrayed.


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2019 at 3:34am
tbere is NUTHIN more grating than the tards doing the TWOFER with this suckfest...
U know when they play it TWICE during a break? that has been occurring
A LOT with this yee-ha yippee i yay


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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2019 at 4:17am
I saw the country ad earlier tonight, so lame!! Guess no matter where you live, you have to deal with both of these sh*t ads. 

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2019 at 8:51am
I THINK she is in a new 'Year End Blowout' commercial that has a country song hawking this Japanese product - it seems all so wrong (but I own two).

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2019 at 10:41am
thats the thing-THEY ARE GOOD CARS
with literally the worst advertising known to man


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 07 Aug 2019 at 7:41pm
Who's worse - Potsch Boyd for Chevy or Toyota Jan? I'm sick of both of them and this country yeehaw thing is getting on my nerves. I've had to deal with Potsch Boyd for years and it's about time Chevy finds a new ad campaign...oh, I mean Toyota too!

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 07 Aug 2019 at 11:06pm
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Who's worse - Potsch Boyd for Chevy or Toyota Jan? I'm sick of both of them and this country yeehaw thing is getting on my nerves. I've had to deal with Potsch Boyd for years and it's about time Chevy finds a new ad campaign...oh, I mean Toyota too!


"Potsch Boyd for Chevy or Toyota Jan"

THAT is really a tough one. I have to lean towards Potsch. Like you said, he's been on longer and the idiot "real people, not actors" with the over exaggerated reactions makes the ads 100 times more annoying. Plus I have owned 2 Chevy's (One Pontiac)..all GM, all 3 were absolute unreliable junk! 

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2019 at 10:25am
i pick Jan--Potsch has no discernible ambition to be any more than a talking log and never really 'tries' anymore than standing on his spindly legs and yapping  while 'super talented' Jan, like her obvious idol the Flomeister, sings, zip lines and kvetches her way thru all sorts of 'talent showcases'-all of which she is really only adequate at. She, like Pat, has found a niche for her 'art' and will be impossible as cancer to remove.


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Posted By: Dejoh
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2019 at 8:04pm
I tend to think her usefulness for Toyota is a tad over.  Time for their ad agency to earn their money.

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2019 at 9:04pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Yeah!  At least it was a Chevy that beat a Toyota at Watkins Glen.  Freaking c*ntry bumpkins!
Last weekend was a road course extravaganza! Saturday NASCAR Xfinity and Sunday Cup races at Watkins Glen followed by an IMSA sports car race at Road America.Smile   

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2019 at 4:30am
Originally posted by Dejoh Dejoh wrote:

I tend to think her usefulness for Toyota is a tad over.  Time for their ad agency to earn their money.

I have been saying this for the last 5 years--whoever does them sucks REAL BAD

i wonder if they have to prease the Japanese execs and thats why their ads veer towards the queso-like


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2019 at 2:11am
The latest spate of these has TJ in her tightest VJ pants and vacillate from Christmas 'humor' to her HI-LAIR ice skating CGI skills-in other words the same old CRAP
wtf gives CARS for gifts?


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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 3:45am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

The latest spate of these has TJ in her tightest VJ pants and vacillate from Christmas 'humor' to her HI-LAIR ice skating CGI skills-in other words the same old CRAP
wtf gives CARS for gifts?


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 6:21pm
OH!  The drama!  Damn!  Does this make me want to buy a Toyota? I don't think so!




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Posted By: Dejoh
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 7:39pm
The most integrated commercial I've seen in a while.  Covering all the bases.



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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 10:35pm
Originally posted by Dejoh Dejoh wrote:

The most integrated commercial I've seen in a while.  Covering all the bases.



There's a Honda commercial that follows those "minority inclusion" guidelines too. It loses it's effectiveness when it's so blatant

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 2:27pm
That sappy Toyota ad does nothing for me.
(Sorry, they are actors and I couldn't give a rats a** about them)

However, any Toyota Jan ad makes me cringe. 




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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 2:31pm
yep this is the ONE...her schticking and that really weak cgi 'skate' work..the WORST


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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2019 at 12:56am
Jen has put on quite a bit "Junk in da trunk"

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 2:55pm
um JAN? and yeah thems CHILD BIRTHIN HIPS


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 6:45pm
Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Jen has put on quite a bit "Junk in da trunk"

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

um JAN? and yeah thems CHILD BIRTHIN HIPS

I've always noticed that about her too.

Maybe that's why they've always got her in black pants.

Makes it harder to see.


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2019 at 1:36am
...but you WILL note how FORM FITTING those pants are . Jan
is suffering a milf delusion..look how dat hoe sashays toward the camera


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2019 at 2:04am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

...but you WILL note how FORM FITTING those pants are . Jan
is suffering a milf delusion..look how dat hoe sashays toward the camera

Dem long, black britches be tight alright!!!

Gettin 'em off mus' take all night!!!

Pullin' and a-tuggin', man, what a fight!!!

But if it's worth de wait, den wait I might!!! Evil Smile



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2019 at 2:21pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

...but you WILL note how FORM FITTING those pants are . Jan
is suffering a milf delusion..look how dat hoe sashays toward the camera

Dem long, black britches be tight alright!!!

Gettin 'em off mus' take all night!!!

Pullin' and a-tuggin', man, what a fight!!!

But if it's worth de wait, den wait I might!!! Evil Smile


jingle bells, jingle....BALLS?


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