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Topic: Senekot 1st dates
Posted By: Lowellchris
Subject: Senekot 1st dates
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2018 at 1:39am
Open , guy and girl are walking to seats in a coffee shop " on a first date " , the girl says . man I don't know what to say , I'm all blocked up . so backed up all up in there . then she asks the guy if it too much TMI ? hes all uncomfortable about answering this 1st date nut job .
He should have said , " don't worry , after coffee and tonight with me poking around down there , you'll sh*t so hard you'll be happy if you have a spine left in your body !! "
I once had a date . going great , dinner , walking around a just opened carnival . fireworks etc . we go back to her place and it's on !! We make our way down the hall and I say " hang on , bathroom " , she is like Yes I'll be in the bedroom . I go in and close the door . flip up the toilet seat and BOOM !!! A huge turd floating waves Hello ??? I peed , flushed and washed my hands . turned in the hall and right out the front door . no goodbye , not a word ... Ugh . I didn't need an estimation of her butthole this early in the relationship ....yuck

It grinds my gears

Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2018 at 2:25am
Oh God.  Dead

You probably did the right thing.  Thumbs Up

Who wants to live with a slob like that?  Thumbs Down

TMI?  Shocked

How about Too Much Number Two?  Ouch  Embarrassed

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