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Topic: Explain the Kay Jewelers commercial.
Posted By: Banderboy
Subject: Explain the Kay Jewelers commercial.
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 4:17pm
I dare you. A bunch of losers are playing basketball. The ball get thrown at a semi, which crashes into the basket pole. Then the losers descend on Kay Jewelers en-mass. What does it mean?

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 4:23pm


IIRC the crane from the semi crashes into the basketball hoop. Decimating it. Reason? I have no clue! Reason for going to Kay after that? I haven't a clue about that either. Makes no sense!

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Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 4:29pm
I haven't seen it yet but I would dare say that it's another case of guys being made to feel guilty for "hanging out with the boys" and having to buy jewelry for their SO's as "penance". 

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 5:20pm
I've been looking for this video. JC Penney has a new VD commercial out too.

Yeah....It's supposed to shame all of the men into buying expensive jewelry for the one they love.
Some things are more important than material things.

Sum-bitch, I found it!




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Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 5:51pm
Okay, apparently half the hilarity of this commercial is supposed to come from the fact that these guys are "Dude Perfect". They're so famous that you're just supposed to know who they are. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude_Perfect


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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 5:53pm
We can make this the unofficial Valentine's Day VD thread, I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw this.




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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 7:43pm
I don't know what's worse:

Being a singleton and having VD crammed down your throat which reminds you how un-hooked up (and lonely and forlorn) you are Cry  OR

Being hooked up (married, living together) and having VD crammed down your throat with the pressure of having to live up to all the hype, especially if you can't afford a new diamond jewelry gift for that special someone in your life Ermm  OR

Dating a chick and having that chick expect to get something for VD, but you're just not that into her.  Broken Heart




Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 7:46pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I've been looking for this video. JC Penney has a new VD commercial out too.

Yeah....It's supposed to shame all of the men into buying expensive jewelry for the one they love.
Some things are more important than material things.

Sum-bitch, I found it!


What a lame-ass commercial.  A bunch of circle jerkers run into a jewelry store to buy their girls a present.  Did they all compare who has the most money and gets the biggest diamond?  If those "dudes" are that into each other, maybe they should buy each other a diamond.  Shocked


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 8:16pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I don't know what's worse:

Being a singleton and having VD crammed down your throat which reminds you how un-hooked up (and lonely and forlorn) you are Cry  OR

Being hooked up (married, living together) and having VD crammed down your throat with the pressure of having to live up to all the hype, especially if you can't afford a new diamond jewelry gift for that special someone in your life Ermm  OR

Dating a chick and having that chick expect to get something for VD, but you're just not that into her.  Broken Heart


I would hook up with you in a heartbeat! If I weren't married to a wonderful, attractive woman.

If I weren't 3000 miles away.  If I was still young and attractive.  Shoot, the list goes on.


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 9:04pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I've been looking for this video. JC Penney has a new VD commercial out too.

Yeah....It's supposed to shame all of the men into buying expensive jewelry for the one they love.
Some things are more important than material things.

Sum-bitch, I found it!


What a lame-ass commercial.  A bunch of circle jerkers run into a jewelry store to buy their girls a present.  Did they all compare who has the most money and gets the biggest diamond?  If those "dudes" are that into each other, maybe they should buy each other a diamond.  Shocked




BTW Dude Perfect (lame name) I'm familiar with them commercial-wise they did spot for Xfinity last year. Where a guy in helicopter above an Xfinity Store (not sure if those exist in real life) threw a basketball into a basketball hoop at street level. I wonder how many tries it took (would love to see the blooper reel).

That poor streetlight!how dare they abuse street furniture like that!

PETSF People for The Ethical Treatment of Street Furniture

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Posted By: msmith
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 12:34am
Looks like they wore their finest sweats to get their jewelry.


Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 5:59am


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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".


Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 2:00pm
Originally posted by msmith msmith wrote:

Looks like they wore their finest sweats to get their jewelry.

Big beard guy must be their leader,


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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".


Posted By: ALE515
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2018 at 2:22am
I didn't know they were supposed to be well known. I just thought they were random guys doing a G rated Jackass stunt, then bought each other best friends bracelets. 


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2018 at 2:33am
LOLLOL


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2018 at 2:26pm
does the 'bro' market really entice Kay to make this train wreck to spur jewel purchases from A-holes?


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2018 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

Originally posted by msmith msmith wrote:

Looks like they wore their finest sweats to get their jewelry.

Big beard guy must be their leader,
ConfusedDang - I guessed wrong again. I was positive he was the girlfriend because he threw a basketball at the semi driver. The only semi drivers I've ever known have been sort of real men and their 'women' had better be smiling, or else! (beard or no beard). I get so confused in these 'new & confused sex days'...


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2018 at 6:17pm
Another pussy whipped man, she likes to wear a lot of lipstick?

Not for me, sorry. I was never attracted to a high maintenance woman.




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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2018 at 8:24pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Another pussy whipped man, she likes to wear a lot of lipstick?

Not for me, sorry. I was never attracted to a high maintenance woman.


He looks so gay.  (Not that there's anything wrong with it.)  All the guys in the department store ads, such as Macy's with the ubiquitous black guy prancing around with his "girlfriend" all the time must be gay.  Confused


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2018 at 2:11am
"All the guys in the department store ads, such as Macy's with the ubiquitous black guy prancing around with his "girlfriend" all the time must be gay.  Confused"


right on captain OBVIOUS Clap


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Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2018 at 2:18am
You can't see beyond the hair. Are we sure that's a woman? The guy looks like Sheldon Cooper.

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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2018 at 6:14pm
OK, enough with the fancy ass jewelry and lipdick.

FOOD!!  That's what she wants! So do I!!  If Mama is willing, she will pick up some nice steaks and potatoes from Outback.  She's already half way there.




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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 1:55am
^I cracked up last time I saw that ad. It's an obvious spoof on those schmaltzy jewelery ads! Her reaction is priceless!

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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 1:09pm
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

 

BTW Dude Perfect (lame name) I'm familiar with them commercial-wise they did spot for Xfinity last year. Where a guy in helicopter above an Xfinity Store (not sure if those exist in real life) threw a basketball into a basketball hoop at street level. I wonder how many tries it took (would love to see the blooper reel).

That poor streetlight!how dare they abuse street furniture like that!

PETSF People for The Ethical Treatment of Street Furniture

I am beyond confused how they tied in this d bag with a jewelry store. "Trick shots are hard, but VDay doesn't have to be." Ah....clever?Confused

Yeah I'm not familiar with this goofball either or why he's popular. He annoyed the living hell out of me in that Xfinity ad a few months ago. He reminds me a little like Chevy wuss Potsch - if he sported baggy clothes and his hat backwards like he's a former washed up member of House Of Pain.

If he's all about stupid extreme tricks and nonsense. I'd wish he would sit down and eat a nice big bowl of TidePods with some milk and go away.



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 3:56pm
I wanna see one instance where he flubs up the helicopter to basketball hoop shot. He misses the shot and hits a person in the head street level!

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2018 at 5:29am
Quote I wanna see one instance where he flubs up the helicopter to basketball hoop shot. He misses the shot and hits a person in the head street level!

^^Not dramatic enough.

Need to have the basketball ricochet off something, hit the helicopter, and have it spin down in flames...  LOL


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2018 at 6:15pm
I wasn't impressed with that red velvet crap, I might eat me some of this chocolate cake. Evil Smile




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