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Topic: Summer's Eve- Because? (video)Posted By: aka ron
Subject: Summer's Eve- Because? (video)
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 6:50pm
I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam.
Replies: Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 6:58pm
A Talking Clam for these ads would be pretty darn funny. "Don't be shellfish ! Share your Summer's Eve with your co-workers at lunch !"
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 7:11pm
It is so great that we have some women here with a good sense of humor.
"Shellfish?"
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 7:24pm
"Salmon Chanted Evening.."
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Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 8:41pm
Reminds me of that old joke....
A mother and her 13 year old daughter are walking along the beach. The daughter says, "Mom, do you think I'm old enough to start doucheing?"
Her mother replies, "Why don't you ask all those seagulls that are following you?"
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 8:59pm
^
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 9:04pm
Once, when I was working at a drug store while in high school, a black woman came up to me and asked "Do you have dishbags?" I kept asking her to repeat, and finally asked "what are dishbags?". "You know---dishbags.", she answered. We used to sell all sorts of random stuff there, so a bag to store dishes wasn't so preposterous. I had to get the drug store owner to figure out what she was looking for.
Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 9:30pm
aka ron wrote:
I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam.
Ad Woman's Thought Bubble: "Hmm, I never thought about how nasty my Hail To The V Area gets on a daily basis! Good thing I saw this display here for Summer's Eve so I can freshen it up! Because...ya never know what could happen tonight!"
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 9:48pm
^ I think DRS has a hot date. Send me a PM, don't leave out any details!
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 10:42pm
Reminds me of an old SNL sketch from back in the 70's with Gilda Radner. It was a spoof commercial for a carbonated douche called "Autumn Fizz".
Can't find a video, but here's a transcript...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 11:20pm
I swear I remember that skit ! "Don't leave him holding the bag". That show used to be so good. My faves were Bass O Matic and New Shimmer--the floor wax/dessert topping.
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 12:47am
DarkRealmStar wrote:
aka ron wrote:
I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam.
Ad Woman's Thought Bubble: "Hmm, I never thought about how nasty my Hail To The V Area gets on a daily basis! Good thing I saw this display here for Summer's Eve so I can freshen it up! Because...ya never know what could happen tonight!"
No! That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble. I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up. (A thought bubble, that is.)
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:24am
DarkRealmStar wrote:
No! That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble. I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up. (A thought bubble, that is.)
Your wish is my command, m'lady....
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:31am
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:43am
A friend of mine used to occasionally do this little sing-song kind of chant that went....
"Come on baby, wash that thang!!! Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:50am
"Come on baby, wash that thang!!! Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"
That's the way to woo a woman. With elegant lyrics. Moon. June. Spoon. POON.
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:02am
I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.
It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!
Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: ALE515
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:03am
Virginia Dare II wrote:
I'm calling it Mimsy from now on!
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:09am
Well, if there was ever a perfect opportunity to toss in a collection of Mrs Slocombe's pussy clips, it's now...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:33am
How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy !
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:41am
Virginia Dare II wrote:
How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy!
She was a grand old dame, wasn't she?
Though she could be a bit "catty" sometimes...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:13am
Summer's Eve?
What a name - sounds like words from a verse of bad poetry...
One Summer's Eve
A decision poorly made caused me grieve
When I took out Julie only to find her real name was Steve...
...or, maybe that little artsy café by the bay...
"Sweetheart? For tonight, I've made reservations for a twilight dinner on the deck facing the water at 'Summer's Eve'. We'll dine on some fresh fish and enjoy a warm and occasionally misty sea breeze! What do you think?! Can you FEEL it? Can't you just SMELL it?! Let's go!"
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 7:37am
Thanks Jimbo! You're a peach!
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 8:52am
Jimbo wrote:
I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.
It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!
Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.
Seconded! I'd walk a mile for that vertical smile!
Who knew that feminine hygiene could be so funny? Well done, people!
Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 12:19pm
Ain't no soap this side of Hell
Gonna wash away that fishy smell
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:34pm
What this thread needs is a little bit of https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109" rel="nofollow - Colonel Angus !!!! (tap or click image at link to watch)
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 1:35pm
DarkRealmStar wrote:
Thanks Jimbo! You're a peach!
T'was my pleasure, m'lass!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:03pm
Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 2:13pm
aka ron wrote:
Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.
You should see the same image that's in my post.
Click or tap on it to start the video.
Or copy/paste this link into your browser url field:
https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 5:25pm
I remember watching a comedian years ago who told the joke that Tully Blanchard referenced, except that pelicans were substituted for seagulls. Can't recall the comedian's name, though.
------------- "I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 5:45pm
Jimbo wrote:
aka ron wrote:
Jimbo, the link takes me to a Hulu free trial page.
You should see the same image that's in my post.
Click or tap on it to start the video.
Or copy/paste this link into your browser url field:
https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109
I still can't open the video but I've looked around enough to know that I might have seen this before.
Christopher Walken...Colonel Angus = Cunnilingus?
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 5:54pm
This thread can't die without this being posted.
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:16am
I have a solution for all these annoying ads. Make companies combine their products in commercials. For example, you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables. Or in very bad cases, she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder. Just a thought...
------------- " Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:20pm
Virginia Dare II wrote:
I have a solution for all these annoying ads. Make companies combine their products in commercials. For example, you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables. Or in very bad cases, she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder. Just a thought...
In certain cases, Raid would be good too.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:28pm
Tully Blanchard wrote:
Virginia Dare II wrote:
I have a solution for all these annoying ads. Make companies combine their products in commercials. For example, you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables. Or in very bad cases, she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder. Just a thought...
In certain cases, Raid would be good too.
OH NO YOU DI' INT!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:35pm
Virginia Dare II wrote:
I have a solution for all these annoying ads. Make companies combine their products in commercials. For example, you can have a Summer's Eve woman also spraying her Lady Bits with Fabreeze Unstoppables. Or in very bad cases, she could pop a Tide Detergent Pod up yonder. Just a thought...
A place everyone seems to want to be...
(it is often equated with Heaven...)
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States