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Microsoft Windows 10 with Toney Jackson!

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Topic: Microsoft Windows 10 with Toney Jackson!
Posted By: MrCleveland
Subject: Microsoft Windows 10 with Toney Jackson!
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 4:44pm

I was watching Crackle and they play this commercial more than once!

Is it me or does Crackle play the sh*ttiest commercials out there?


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 5:14pm
Is that guy's hair for real! Confused The Afro Poney Tail Bun?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 5:30pm
They call it the "Pile-O'-Poo".

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 5:50pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They call it the "Pile-O'-Poo".
LOLLOL

Can I have weird hair styles for a thousand, Victor? Tongue

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 6:00pm
That Toney Jackson guy seems rather impressed with himself.

Even the way he spells "Tony" with the extra e...

Toney: marked by an aristocratic or high-toned manner or style, i.e. toney private schools.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 6:15pm
^LOL

Yeah! He needs to get off of his high poney!  Embarrassed


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 6:28pm
And leave us aloney with all that BALONEY!!!!

Go have some Devour macaroney.

The big phoney.


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 9:12pm
I hate man buns.  Ponytails on guys with long hair is OK, but not man buns.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 9:27pm
Worse yet, man BOOBS with man buns!!!



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 9:31pm
LOL

Worse yet, man BOOBS with man buns!!!

It looks like he is ready to take a dump! Shocked



Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 10:04pm
First, yea, the guy's physical appearance leaves an impression the kids will never forget.
Self-confidence/assured is important when in a leading or teaching position, so I have nothing negative to say here, either. I actually commend the man even though I'm not a huge fan of his hair.
Having said this, all I can add is you think HE is something, you ought to get a handful of me. Every woman's dream who keeps all the worms in line.
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"I'll take Toney Jackson over a guy like THIS who clearly has no 'sense of direction' but is attempting to 'fill the same shoes'..."
 


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 11:44pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Is that guy's hair for real! Confused The Afro Poney Tail Bun?
 
I guess we're not supposed to notice that ridiculous 'do.  'Course, it then becomes...
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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 13 Aug 2017 at 7:16pm
In my day, certain classmates would've made his hair "spitwad practice." 

Not me, of course. Embarrassed


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 13 Aug 2017 at 7:24pm
LOL

Oh no!  Not another Man Bun!!

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Posted By: Joser65
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 2:30am
toney...To-NAY is a tool.

And his hair looks completely stupid, ridiculous and stupid.

He'd a been beat up had he gone to my school for being such loser.


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 2:38am
When I had my hair done on Tuesday, my hairstylist, a guy (and yes, he's gay) told me the man bun thing was going out of style.  I certainly hope so!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 4:26am
Then we'll have to find something else to make fun of.

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 9:00am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

When I had my hair done on Tuesday, my hairstylist, a guy (and yes, he's gay) told me the man bun thing was going out of style.  I certainly hope so!
 
Yeah, well, the mullet was out of style 20 years before it actually left.  I still see them on occasion.  LOL
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 12:08pm
Mostly in the mirror!!!!

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2017 at 8:47pm
Nope.  Never had one.  Kinda wish I had, though.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2017 at 3:19am

Let's face the facts:

If a male works as a 'hair stylist' or a 'beautician', he's a fag.
 
If he's 50, works in a barber shop, give a shave with a straight razor and his name is Sal, he's 'made' and they'll find your remains in pieces if you are caught with his daughter unless you're the stylist coming to do Sal's hair. If that's the case, don't refer to that pansy as a fag because you'll hurt its feelings and Sal will hear about it. 
They find your remains in pieces.
With a bad haircut.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2017 at 9:45am
^  Ha!  The barber shop I went to to as a kid had two barbers---Gus and Sal.  Sal had a nameplate over his station that read "Your Pal Sal".  Two bucks for a haircut there.
 
 



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