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Topic: Hi Everyone on CIH!
Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Subject: Hi Everyone on CIH!
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 3:42pm
An update on Mechanical Chicken!My wonderful band has been touring in Europe and Asia!  We have been on a busy tour for almost four months now! MC members are HUGE superstars in Europe and Asia and have thousands of fans!  We are on a quick break back to US for some much needed rest and relaxation! Such hard working tour!  What a wonderful labor of love!

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 4:25pm
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 4:34pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

An update on Mechanical Chicken!My wonderful band has been touring in Europe and Asia!ย  We have been on a busy tour for almost four months now! MC members are HUGE superstars in Europe and Asia and have thousands of fans!ย  We are on a quick break back to US for some much needed rest and relaxation! Such hard working tour!ย  What a wonderful labor of love!


So why is it that when I Googled "Mechanical Chicken band", I got nothing in response?

For such a supposedly popular band, there sure isn't any buzz about them.

Can you post some links to reviews about them or fan reactions, etc, etc?

Or are you just reverting back to your old ways, Donathan?



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Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 7:02pm
Confused
What have I gone and inspired? I was joking - really!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 7:09pm
We give you a chance, include you in the conversation.
You obviously have some sort of problem.

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


I wasn't feeling too good and had been eating lots of soup, corn, and noodles...so I kinda spray-sharted from here to Kentucky...I apologize, kinda.Embarrassed
And yes, I DO think painting the walls brown will make the job easier because what you can't see you can't clean.


That's it! I'm putting a doo doo dog bag behind your butt! No more messy accidents in the executive bathroom!


Get ahold of yourself, man!  It's the same old donna, just a different day.

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 7:19pm
He's BSing us

IT DOESN'T EXIST!

Never heard it on local or national TV News. Nothing on any radio station, zilch on internet advertising, not ONE commercial promoting it, nothing, nada, zippo. You'd think for a popular band you'd hear SOMETHING about it. Other than this forum there is nothing about this band anywhere!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 8:44pm
Now come on...some of us rode the MC-thing the last time it got boring here...it got a little absurd and a little fun. I know Thor and I played off of it a lot. We know what we have here - if YOU have to even go chase it down on the Internet for research, do all a favor and don't tell anyone what you don't find.
Don't beat up CranedyP...maybe all should go back and review that thread. And FOLLOWERS? Why even jump in just to jump on? THAT is ORGANIC CHICKEN sh*t - you types should play along or play in other threads.
 
~~~
 
Now, MY questions about MC:
Still got female/shemale/hemale lead singer stand-in?
Is Mark still in rehab because he was ingesting too much coke via his Pepsi?


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 9:11pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Now come on...some of us rode the MC-thing the last time it got boring here...it got a little absurd and a little fun. I know Thor and I played off of it a lot. We know what we have here - if YOU have to even go chase it down on the Internet for research, do all a favor and don't tell anyone what you don't find.
Don't beat up CranedyP...maybe all should go back and review that thread. And FOLLOWERS? Why even jump in just to jump on? THAT is ORGANIC CHICKEN sh*t - you types should play along or play in other threads.

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Now, MY questions about MC:
Still got female/shemale/hemale lead singer stand-in?
Is Mark still in rehab because he was ingesting too muchย coke via his Pepsi?


My my my.

Look who has suddenly become a convert to going easy on Donathan and his sock puppets.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 9:17pm

You were one of his first defenders as I recall...are you 'dumbing down' and being more cruel now?



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 9:26pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You were one of his first defenders as I recall...are you 'dumbing down' and being more cruel now?


No, dummy.

I was merely asking a valid question.

I was under the impression that Donathan had decided to turn over a new leaf and not do anything to get you and others back into the kind of constant uproar you used to live in because of his "fun and games".

Personally, I couldn't care less what he posts or who he posts as.

I just don't want to see things get back to where they used to be just because he can't resist playing games.


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 9:30pm
You guys DO realize that I am NOT Cranedy, right?

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 10:51pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You were one of his first defenders as I recall...are you 'dumbing down' and being more cruel now?


No, dummy.

I was merely asking a valid question.

I was under the impression that Donathan had decided to turn over a new leaf and not do anything to get you and others back into the kind of constant uproar you used to live in because of his "fun and games".

Personally, I couldn't care less what he posts or who he posts as.

I just don't want to see things get back to where they used to be just because he can't resist playing games.
I see it is time to resort to name-calling.
Myself and others?
Hmmm....I was one who ignored but got over getting upset long ago.
What are you trying to do now?
What kind of example are you setting?
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 10:55pm
fun? you call this "fun"?

I am DONE with this! I've had enough of playing his stupid games.

For my sanity I'm avoiding this thread I'm not giving this person any more fodder!

No wonder other members left!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I see it is time to resort to name-calling.
Myself and others?
Hmmm....I was one who ignored but got over getting upset long ago.
What are you trying to do now?
What kind of exampleย are you setting?


Re: name calling... what's the difference between suggesting one is "dumbing down" and just saying "dummy" in response?

Is suggesting "dumbing down" just a sneaky way to call someone dumb without actually saying it?

Was my use of "dummy" meant in a good natured way?

I don't know and neither do you.

Also, you're rewriting history.

That's OK though.

I'm not going to get drawn into anything.

I'm abandoning this thread, too.

He's already got an argument brewing.

Congratulations.






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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 11:22pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

You guys DO realize that I am NOT Cranedy, right?
 
Not really.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 12:18am
Quote

...Also, you're rewriting history.

That's OK though.

I'm not going to get drawn into anything.

I'm abandoning this thread, too..


 

WinkPlease re-read those four lines.
What's happening here?
 


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 12:23am
Donathan,
 
My personal suggestion:
 
Please behave yourself - it sure appears all support the 'single, more serious' you.
 
Let it all die, let it be 'water under the bridge', don't even deny anything.
 
 


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 5:00am
Quote So why is it that when I Googled "Mechanical Chicken band", I got nothing in response?

For such a supposedly popular band, there sure isn't any buzz about them.
 
Probably can't find it because the websites are in Chinese* and Albanian**...  Ermm
 
*  "MC band" translates into "Throbbling Dildo-shaped Ji Leg"
**  Similarly, the name is an Albanian palindrome that translates into "Caca- phoney" or "Phoney Caca".  Either reading is acceptable.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 5:40am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

...**  Similarly, the name is an Albanian palindrome that translates into "Caca- phoney" or "Phoney Caca".  Either reading is acceptable.
ShockedShockedShockedAlbanian?!!! Basque Pyrenees-region I bet! 
They all have an extra disc in their spine and most have Rh-negative blood.
Aliens - the only explanation!
Don't make babies with one.
They're living in the U.S.
They talk funny.
Illegal Aliens.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 6:28pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You were one of his first defenders as I recall...are you 'dumbing down' and being more cruel now?


No, you big dummy.


I was merely asking a valid question.

I was under the impression that Donathan had decided to turn over a new leaf and not do anything to get you and others back into the kind of constant uproar you used to live in because of his "fun and games".


Tongue


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 6:38pm
I think that Euroepan/Asian tour took place somewhere strapped to a guerney in some Hoo Ha Hotel in the middle of nowhere, decorated with pretty, glittering barbed wire fencing.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 6:48pm
Yes. Who really believes that Donna and the Pouth man are not one in the same?

Who would make up such outrageious stories?

The parallels are too obvious.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 6:54pm
The trick is in not caring.

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 7:13pm
I don't care. It does bother a lot of other people. That does bother me.

Look at what long time member Maddy had to say. I care what she thinks!  We know how DRS feels about him/her/it.

Why should we put up with all of the BS Donna/Pouth brings to the table?

It goes against everything this site stands for...honest, real people speaking their minds.  Not some psycho with visions of rock bands and gay sex partners.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 7:26pm
Well I agree with all that, but I was just speaking to anyone in general who might happen to read it.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 8:08pm
You ungrateful Fiends! You ask "Where's Cranedy?" And when Cranedy posts an update, what do you guys do? You jump down his throat!

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 8:50pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I think that Euroepan/Asian tour took place somewhere strapped to a guerney in some Hoo Ha Hotel in the middle of nowhere, decorated with pretty, glittering barbed wire fencing.
Maybe someplace where people paid by selling their kidneys, but got to wake up in a free ice bath.
 
Then again, check out #6 on the hit parade, in the following link.
 
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/10-body-parts-you-can-legally-sell-for-big-bucks/" rel="nofollow - http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/10-body-parts-you-can-legally-sell-for-big-bucks/


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 8:54pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

You ungrateful Fiends! You ask "Where's Cranedy?" And when Cranedy posts an update, what do you guys do? You jump down his throat!
Confused

And why would that bother you? No need to respond Cranathan!


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 10:06pm
Frankly I'm tired of the fake band, crapping on lawns, and other misadventures. It just gets OLD! I'm more annoyed by Cranedy than anything else!

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Okay I am more relaxed now. At this point I don't care.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2017 at 6:23am
Quote Donathan, the Shunned Mutant Ninja Turtle, wrote:

You ungrateful Fiends! You ask "Where's Cranedy?" And when Cranedy posts an update, what do you guys do? You jump down his throat!
 
Just trying to save him from choking on a Throbbling Ji leg...
 


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2017 at 4:05pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

You guys DO realize that I am NOT Cranedy, right?
 
Not really.
 
 
Some things never change.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2017 at 4:43pm
Hey! Quit trying to pull Jimbo back into this thread! He's ignoring it.WinkLOL

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2017 at 6:03pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

You guys DO realize that I am NOT Cranedy, right?


Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Will you guys ever let me live down Number One Navy Seal fiasco? That "Friend" was a failed experiment. LOL.


It's a vicious circle jerk!  Shocked


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2017 at 7:34pm
I am NOT Cranedy! I promise! Believe me!Cry

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 12:16am


Donna and his "friends".


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 12:44am
The guy holding the sign looks like Eric Trump.

If it is, he might as well forget about being taken seriously...



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 1:03am
I AM NOT CRANEDY! DO I HAVE TO SAY OT THROUGH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS?

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 5:29am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I AM NOT CRANEDY! DO I HAVE TO SAY OT THROUGH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS?
No you don't have to say anything through all capital letters because no one believes a damn word you write, in all caps or regular text.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 11:10am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am NOT Cranedy! I promise! Believe me!Cry
 
And why should we ever believe you?
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 4:02pm

 



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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 4:18pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am NOT Cranedy! I promise! Believe me!Cry

ย 
And why should we ever believe you?
ย 
ย 


Because I am DONE with Multiple Accounts and Trolling after my mother got Cancer. Having my mother battling Cancer(She's much better now) opened my eyes to how stupid Trolling and Multiple Accounts really is.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 2:15am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am NOT Cranedy! I promise! Believe me!Cry

 
And why should we ever believe you?
 
 


Because I am DONE with Multiple Accounts and Trolling after my mother got Cancer. Having my mother battling Cancer(She's much better now) opened my eyes to how stupid Trolling and Multiple Accounts really is.
Yeah, because the two are so connected.  Confused  Gotcha.  Ouch

What about your made up stories?  All lies.  No one can believe anything you say because all you do is make up stories and lie about them, and yourself, and your aliases, and everything.

People here have given you so many chances, and made excuses for you, and all you do is continue the ...



Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 2:17am
Also, don't get a big head about my version of your inane signature.  I made it to mock you.  Mock you, mocking you, you are a pile of mocking bird doo doo.  Angry  Thumbs Down  Dead


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 3:03am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

What about your made up stories? ย All lies. ย No one can believe anything you say because all you do is make up stories and lie about them, and yourself, and your aliases, and everything.

People here have given you so many chances, and made excuses for you, and all you do is continue the ...



While I am certainly a fan of early 80's New Wave music like that (love The Thompson Twins), I think there's another much older song with a similar theme that sounds more fitting to the situation here...



...expresses the mood a bit more forcefully, maybe.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 8:07pm
AngryWould you folks quit baitin' Jimbo?! He promised he wasn't coming back to this thread and everyone keeps dragging him back and making him break his promises. This has GOT to stop! It COULD cause depression...STOP THE BAITIN'!


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 10:36pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I AM NOT CRANEDY! DO I HAVE TO SAY OT THROUGH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS?


You emphatically said you weren't NONS and you were! Why should we believe you now? If you can, PROVE IT!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 31 Jul 2017 at 12:04am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I AM NOT CRANEDY! DO I HAVE TO SAY OT THROUGH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS?


You emphatically said you weren't NONS and you were! Why should we believe you now? If you can, PROVE IT!
.

To be fair, NONS was created BEFORE my Mom got Cancer.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€







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