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Topic: Special K "women eat"
Posted By: Needcoffee
Subject: Special K "women eat"
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 7:57am
This commercial is so grating! We are women and we eat and we own it? SO OUT OF CONTROL STUPID!



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 5:57pm


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 7:25pm
Women, grow babies in their body! But not without the help of the long gone baby daddy!
See the One A Day "feng shui" thread.


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 8:55pm
Originally posted by Needcoffee Needcoffee wrote:

This commercial is so grating! We are women and we eat and we own it? SO OUT OF CONTROL STUPID!
So that's how the fairer sex has stayed around since Eve gave Adam that apple?  We EAT?  Oh My God!  That's just amazing!  Unbelievable!!  Shocked

Seriously, this women empowerment crap has gone way too far.  Dead

Also, why is Kellogg's pandering just to females to eat their cereal?  Isn't that:

Gender Discrimination?!?

What happened to equality?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 10:05pm
You go, girl!!!!!





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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:12am
Are they telling us that none of us ever thought women eat?  Is there something empowering about women admitting that they require sustenance?  Of course, the sustenance women should be eating is Kellogg's light, healthy cereals and snack bars with strawberries and (ooooh!) chocolate.
 
This commercial makes me wanna purge.
 
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:19am
Regular ol' average, everyday women eat, but not, sexy, petite young chicks.

Because if they did eat, that would mean they sh*t too. And I know for a fact that beautiful petite young ladies do not sh*t.

Nope. Never.

Why?

Because nothing so vile would ever come out of such a fine, beautiful, wonderful and mythical place.

If I were to find out otherwise, a lifetime of illusions would be shattered.




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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:35am
Of course they sh*t.  They sh*t cute little rabbit pellets.  Pink ones.  With sparkles.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:40am


And they're delicious, too!!!!

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:43am
And they even form that configuration when they drop into the toilet.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:47am
And sometimes, they come out on their own little sticks...



... to make them easier to eat!!!!



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 1:22am
What?  You men are NOt paying attention!  Haven't you learned anything from your commercial viewing?



Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 8:55am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And sometimes, they come out on their own little sticks...



... to make them easier to eat!!!!

 
 
That's because women are too weak to force them out like we men do.  They have to insert those sticks to pull them out.
 
And yes, easier to eat.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 8:58am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

What?  You men are NOt paying attention!  Haven't you learned anything from your commercial viewing?

 
Yes, filled with cake.  Angel food or devil's food cake, depending on the gal's mood.
 
 


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 3:03pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Needcoffee Needcoffee wrote:

This commercial is so grating! We are women and we eat and we own it? SO OUT OF CONTROL STUPID!
So that's how the fairer sex has stayed around since Eve gave Adam that apple?  We EAT?  Oh My God!  That's just amazing!  Unbelievable!!  Shocked

Seriously, this women empowerment crap has gone way too far.  Dead

Also, why is Kellogg's pandering just to females to eat their cereal?  Isn't that:

Gender Discrimination?!?

What happened to equality?
I really liked Special K blueberry then it was suddenly discontinued. That happens to me far to often.Angry

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Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 5:24pm
Well there's 30 seconds of my life which I'll never get back.
 
Seriously, if they want to show women as empowered, capable and all that, and to drive home that point that "women eat", then perhaps they should show them devouring steaks and cheeseburgers......LOL


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 5:51pm
Special Y  'Eat women'  Tongue


Posted By: CapeCat
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2017 at 6:39pm
They're playing the hell out of this ad, as if it were Something We All Really Ought To Know.  I cannot stand that woman with her in-your-face attitude and her pooched-out lips as she chews and chews that cereal (silt and slurry, actually...look up how they make this stuff and you may lose your appetite).    And for good measure, they throw in the pregnancy card ("we grow babies!!"  Oh...you do???  News to me, wow!!)  AND the nursing mother card (oh jeez...Mom, apple pie AND breastfeeding, all at once.  Can't argue with THAT, can we?!).  Yes, of course women eat.  I'll just choose to eat something other than Special K, thanks!AngryAngryAngry

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2017 at 7:33pm
^ Damn! You tell them! CC.
 Ronism #26    Don't piss off an attorney! Wink


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2017 at 7:48am
Not only is the in-your-faceness of the commercial grating, that background noise that's supposed to be some kind of song(?) is annoying as hell.  Angry

How about the line:  "We eat and sweat" as the chick pulls off her bra from underneath her shirt.  What a lovely announcement.  Dead

I, as a woman, hate all this woman power and woman in your face crap that's been coming along lately.  We don't need to have it all spelled out for us.  I still don't get the idea of this commercial announcing to TV Land that females eat food.  It just doesn't make sense.  Shocked  


Posted By: mardi
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2017 at 3:02am
This commercial is wrong on so many levels. "Women eat." This is ridiculous. Do men not eat? Children? Animals? Also it's a bad message for people with eating disorders of all kinds. Is it meant to say it's okay to eat junk? To stuff one's face anywhere, any time? Is it meant to convey (subliminally) that women are gross pigs and eating is disgusting? Sorry. They missed the boat with this one, and I hope they take it off soon. I can't believe the eating disorder communities aren't raising holy hell.


Posted By: the raytownian
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2017 at 5:44am
More faux-empowerment geared towards spoiled, first-world millennial women suffering from indoctrinated victim complexes. Victim complexes which, by design, make them easy to rile up, and even easier to control (RIOTS NOT DIETS, AMIRITE, GRRRLZ?!).

Tumblr is that-a way. Get off my TV with that manipulative BS.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 24 Jun 2017 at 6:36pm
The first 2 young women who took advantage of me, they were both named Jackie.
The first was several years older than me...I was very shy! Evil Smile

The second Jackie lived across Johnson's bay at Wawasee. Long story short, her younger sister pulled her bra off with her shirt on. It was a delightful night for a 15 year old finding his way in the world.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 29 Jul 2017 at 6:34pm
I have to call a foul on this commercial, the woman at 5 seconds..."We run marathons"

I'm sorry, but that fat woman could never run a marathon.

She might be good at making babies or blowjobs but she is not an athlete.


Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 9:31am
Dear adholes at Kellogg's, I know women eat. OK? And believe me, the results are not pretty. At least not around here. Just sayin'. Tongue


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 4:41pm
I hate this over-empowering BS. 
And yeah, "we eat chocolate." Well whoopie freggin doo!




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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 4:48pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I hate this over-empowering BS. 
And yeah, "we eat chocolate." Well whoopie freggin doo!


 
 
The accomplishments never end.  LOL
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 5:35pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I hate this over-empowering BS. 
And yeah, "we eat chocolate." Well whoopie freggin doo!



It just makes me feel glad to know that the gal in that gif also feels empowered enough to unapologetically wear skimpy, sexy, revealing outfits without feeling guilty about it.

You go, girl!!!!



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 5:47pm
^ Donna is taking her to Sizzler tonight!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 5:50pm


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 6:26pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I hate this over-empowering BS. 
And yeah, "we eat chocolate." Well whoopie freggin doo!


She looks like she is listening to Freddy Mercury & Queen singing "Somebody To Love" and she's feeling every note through the lard and to the bone.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2017 at 6:29pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I hate this over-empowering BS. 
And yeah, "we eat chocolate." Well whoopie freggin doo!


She looks like she is listening to Freddy Mercury & Queen singing "Somebody To Love" and she's feeling every note through the lard and to the bone.
LOLLOL

Don't you mean 'Fat Bottom Girls'? Wink



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