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Topic: Hot new fashions for the style-concious CIH'rs
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: Hot new fashions for the style-concious CIH'rs
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 6:25pm
Hey Kiddies! It's 'Summer 2017' and I just KNOW everyone wants to look their best as they 'hunt & peck' at their keyboards...so never fear! PaW is here to lead you down the 'fashion trail' - 'the road to success', doncha know...
Now, this year's theme is 'Post as if You are from FloriLand' 
You can post right along as if you were sitting right next to ol'Mule, Regulus, Donathan - we have SO many  Florida members and you just KNOW they are 'dressed to the nines'! 
 
Here's my FIRST suggestion, thanks to my very own brother in Tampa. Now, I can't answer if that silly Tampon is wearing something like this at this moment, but he SWEARS you would fit right in at St. Wrinklesburg Beach (some locals call it 'St. Pete Beach'). *I* think anyone could go 'sponge diving' over in Tampon Tarpon Springs in one of these, then go straight to lunch without skipping a beat!
 
https://www.marthaofmiami.com/products/el-guamper" rel="nofollow - https://www.marthaofmiami.com/products/el-guamper
 
El Guamper


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 6:29pm
I should add to the above:
Just because you don't live in Florida doesn't mean you can't dress as if you do. If Tiz were still around, I'd bet he could wear such an outfit while framing a house and not get beat up or picked on more than twice a day in Richmond, doncha know...


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 6:31pm
Looks comfortable.

Wouldn't wear it outside or in public, though.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 6:43pm
I suspect there isn't much ballroom.
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 6:57pm


They wouldn't look so bad if they were disguised to look like regular shorts and a shirt.

Make the bottom half all different colors from the top half.

Maybe with a fake "belt" around the waist.

Maybe even have some with the bottom half made of fake denim looking fabric that gave the appearance of cut off blue jean shorts.

As they are, they look like boys pajamas.

Come to think of it, when I was around 10 y/o I had a pair that was very similar.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 9:38pm
God, that's awful.  LOL
 
Inspired by some 60-ish Guido that came into Walmart awhile back, I may buy some lime green shorts to go with my lime green t-shirt.  To complete the ensemble, I may buy these mirrored aviator sunglasses with a lime green metal frame that they sell for $5 at Walmart.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 11:04pm
don't forget the pink baseball cap, especially if your shorts are tighty-shorty

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 11:18pm
No...I want all lime green.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 11:19pm
Except for the thick, gold chains and medallions.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 11:22pm
I was just thinking that I'd forgotten to mention that Walmart Guido's gold chains! 
 
I'll bet he drove a white Porsche.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 11:23pm
Well, when you say Guido, gold chains are a given.

Just like oily hair.

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2017 at 11:55pm
Don't frame anymore, Pa. But I wish these were out back then. They look so airy - you could fart and no one could tell where it came from.


The fruit dressed yellow must be feeling for a roll of quarters- gay person.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 12:03am
Who would ever wear anything like that?  Gay Puerto Ricans in the 60s? 
 
 
 


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 1:12am
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Don't frame anymore, Pa. But I wish these were out back then. They look so airy - you could fart and no one could tell where it came from.


The fruit dressed yellow must be feeling for a roll of quarters- gay person.
The Village People?

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

This must have been before the Gay Pride flag was invented.  LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 1:34am
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Don't frame anymore, Pa. But I wish these were out back then. They look so airy - you could fart and no one could tell where it came from.


The fruit dressed yellow must be feeling for a roll of quarters- gay person.


When I look at that pic, all I can think of is this...






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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 6:05pm
Oh my!!

Go ahead and post it, Jimbo. I will copy and send it to my postimage account.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 6:18pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Oh my!!

Go ahead and post it, Jimbo. I will copy and send it to my postimage account.


Not sure what you mean by "Go ahead and post it".

I did post it.

Is it not showing up???





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 6:31pm
The pic with Sulu?  Saying "Oh my".


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 6:42pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

The pic with Sulu?  Saying "Oh my".


Ahhhhh..... OK.

I get it now.

I'm kinda slow sometimes, a-ron.



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 7:08pm
That's the one...Thanks, Jimbo.  It even moves!
 
Postimage won't even let me in until I switch to Mozilla. Angry
 
https://postimg.org/image/4hjgk9411/" rel="nofollow">


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 10:36pm
WinkSteppin' out on the town, tonight? Don't forget your 'Dwight D Eisen Trousers'...
 
expanded product image


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2017 at 10:39pm
Womens Meowica TankFor the ladies...

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 12:09am
That tank top would go great with those pants.

If I had a little extra money to waste, maybe I'd get one of each.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 12:20am
There was a variation of the slacks called 'Ulysses S Pants' and they also sell 'Judicial Joggers', which I thought *I* might simply stunning styling.
Now the top? I found that in women's clothing, but I think it is fine for almost anyone to wear it.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 12:26am
Wherever he is from, I don't want to go there.
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 9:04am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Wherever he is from, I don't want to go there.
 
 
Boy Georgia?
 
 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 9:24am
LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 5:55pm
If men are really going to go Romping around in the Romper...I suggest another alternative.
 
Coolots for men! Tongue
 
Don't you remember all of those cute girls in school who wore these cute little shorts/skirt combination?
 
I bet the air flow is wonderful, especially if you go commando.
 
https://postimg.org/image/47ia8mitz/" rel="nofollow">


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

If men are really going to go Romping around in the Romper...I suggest another alternative.
 
Coolots for men! Tongue
 
Don't you remember all of those cute girls in school who wore these cute little shorts/skirt combination?
 
I bet the air flow is wonderful, especially if you go commando.
 
https://postimg.org/image/47ia8mitz/" rel="nofollow">
 
I'm sure they exist, aka...prolly anyone who didn't grow up 'sheltered from 'mos' would know for sure.
 
 
 
oh yea - here's something for our very own 'Guido from Rockaway'...Summertime WalmartWear
(I DIDN'T go looking for these...)
http://www.internationaljock.com/gregg-homme-torrid-hyperstretch-low-cut-brief-blue,37715.html?track=froogle&utm_source=frooglesite&utm_medium=feed&gclid=CPq016qmsdQCFYaIswodBpYAeg" rel="nofollow - http://www.internationaljock.com/gregg-homme-torrid-hyperstretch-low-cut-brief-blue,37715.html?track=froogle&utm_source=frooglesite&utm_medium=feed&gclid=CPq016qmsdQCFYaIswodBpYAeg


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2017 at 8:27pm
^ From the website:

Due to the transparent nature of this brief's fabric, the image of the pouch has been altered to maintain the site's PG rating.

Then below they have pics of a guy holding his pud.  Confused  Shocked

Due to the soft gay porn nature of the picture, the images of the guy holding his package (in black and red!) has not been uploaded to my post to maintain CIH's PG rating.



Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2019 at 4:27pm
WinkHere at CIH, we offer style tips for everyone.
(view at your own risk)
https://causticboy.wordpress.com/tag/madrid-fashion-week/
Wink...I know I'm resurrecting an old thread, but I forgive myself because I'm POSITIVE Thor will appreciate this - maybe even 'style out' in Yallmart! I just don't see ol'Mule picking up a pair for Bingo unless he plans to make cut-offs from them...
 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2019 at 5:59pm
I remember some double knit pants my mom bought me when I was a kid,  I hated those pants!


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2019 at 7:27pm
I would never have worn those in the 70s.  I would, however, wear them now.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2019 at 8:26pm
I think if you DID wear them now, a few of those old lady neighbors would be beating you in the street and calling the police for stealing their drapes.

*I* think you should consider these for more fun workdays at Yallmart...tell everyone your personal designer is attempting to make you a real 2019 'MetroBoy'! You're certain to win new friends and influence people. 

https://causticboy.wordpress.com/tag/madrid-fashion-week/


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2019 at 11:13pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WinkHere at CIH, we offer style tips for everyone.
(view at your own risk)https://causticboy.wordpress.com/tag/madrid-fashion-week/


Where...

In...

The...

HELL...

...do you FIND that kinda stuff, Pa????

Lord only knows what kind of Google searches you do!!!!



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 5:19am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WinkHere at CIH, we offer style tips for everyone.
(view at your own risk)https://causticboy.wordpress.com/tag/madrid-fashion-week/


Where...

In...

The...

HELL...

...do you FIND that kinda stuff, Pa????

Lord only knows what kind of Google searches you do!!!!

LOLAhhhhh, as the days grow longer, the memory grows shorter, I see....I originally posted that in a thread about 6-7 years ago when I ran across it in a foreign newspaper that was covering a fashion show in Spain...I just never forgot it because it actually horrified ME. I recall Thor having some choice comments...again, I'm fully convinced I've always lived a 'Bizarro Life' and end up in places and situations never encountered by most folk.


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 5:49am
Double Knit Guy looks like Geraldo Rivera ...on stilts.  LOL


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 6:05pm
Shocked Oh no! Haute couture for truckers in 2019???!!!


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 8:18pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Double Knit Guy looks like Geraldo Rivera ...on stilts.  LOL
 
I thought so, too!  But somehow, that head doesn't seem to belong on that body.  Also, he seems kind of old.
 
 


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 3:56pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Shocked Oh no! Haute couture for truckers in 2019???!!!
Somebody's Great Grandmother is missing her tablecloth.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 5:55pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Shocked Oh no! Haute couture for truckers in 2019???!!!
Somebody's Great Grandmother is missing her tablecloth.
LOL

I had a shower curtain with that pattern!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2019 at 10:17pm
Big smileSummer 2019 is right around the corner, kiddies & corpses!

Are YOU ready to walk into Walmart?

https://www.trendings.net/a/fried-chicken-drumstick-pants-are-a-must-have-item-for-2019?1430&fbclid=IwAR0T0OuiSu8bHDPEQI8u0gLI_p8yZ_ZInYhEzpgvVL1o9K-Z0raE72EhomA" rel="nofollow - https://www.trendings.net/a/fried-chicken-drumstick-pants-are-a-must-have-item-for-2019?1430&fbclid=IwAR0T0OuiSu8bHDPEQI8u0gLI_p8yZ_ZInYhEzpgvVL1o9K-Z0raE72EhomA

Fried Chicken Drumstick Pants Are A 'Must-Have' Item For 2019




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2019 at 5:14pm
LOL

Like I need another reason to go down on some female thighs!  Evil Smile



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2019 at 4:40pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

Like I need another reason to go down on some female thighs!  Evil Smile

How do you know those are female thighs?


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2019 at 5:27pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

Like I need another reason to go down on some female thighs!  Evil Smile

How do you know those are female thighs?
LOL

It's just one of those things, PaW.  Or (hopefully) there is no thing! Wink

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2019 at 6:36pm
How 'bout 'Something from Santa', this year? *I* personally know how mean the sun can be during the summer, but my body must remain topless.
https://rare.us/rare-humor/lingerie-for-men/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=sendible&utm_term=rmedia&utm_campaign=rmedia&fbclid=IwAR1caFhwzLtOYxEPlS2_boom-ZVK2VA0XunCg9_OJfe0MAV33YfcUxoyo7A" rel="nofollow - https://rare.us/rare-humor/lingerie-for-men/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=sendible&utm_term=rmedia&utm_campaign=rmedia&fbclid=IwAR1caFhwzLtOYxEPlS2_boom-ZVK2VA0XunCg9_OJfe0MAV33YfcUxoyo7A
 


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 May 2019 at 4:55am

For today's 'beach boys' and more...

This Summer’s Hottest Men’s Fashion Trend: Crochet Shorts!

https://www.sadanduseless.com/crochet-shorts-funny/?fbclid=IwAR1QmdWe1fWB1lxu-obGcLZSqdRUwPCPtGsRJ3GV4VhfFTQWilLmYYxO3w4" rel="nofollow - https://www.sadanduseless.com/crochet-shorts-funny/?fbclid=IwAR1QmdWe1fWB1lxu-obGcLZSqdRUwPCPtGsRJ3GV4VhfFTQWilLmYYxO3w4
Hottest mens fashion trend: crochet shorts!


Hottest mens fashion trend: crochet shorts!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 May 2019 at 5:14pm
This reminds me of a wonderful time in my youth. I was hired by Merrill's Marina for work after school and on weekends. 9th grade, a freshman in high school!  The work was awful, scrubbing the bottom of boats and detailing new ones coming in.  It did have it's perks...This boat pulls up for some gas with a woman wearing this knit bikini that was barely there.  It left very little to the imagination! At 15, this was my first view of an almost naked adult woman in my life!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 May 2019 at 7:56pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This reminds me of a wonderful time in my youth. I was hired by Merrill's Marina for work after school and on weekends. 9th grade, a freshman in high school!  The work was awful, scrubbing the bottom of boats and detailing new ones coming in.  It did have it's perks...This boat pulls up for some gas with a woman wearing this knit bikini that was barely there.  It left very little to the imagination! At 15, this was my first view of an almost naked adult woman in my life!
Confused...but those were WOMEN wearing knit bikinis - not fudgepackers!LOLWink


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2019 at 1:14am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WinkHere at CIH, we offer style tips for everyone.
(view at your own risk)https://causticboy.wordpress.com/tag/madrid-fashion-week/


Where...

In...

The...

HELL...

...do you FIND that kinda stuff, Pa????

Lord only knows what kind of Google searches you do!!!!

Big smileLOLI think I may have mentioned that my beloved brother (the PWolf), who is a Psych/Lawyer and still occasionally broadcasts on Public Access and NPR, and is one of the leading MENSA members in FloriLand, is also quite a 'shock jock'. He frequents little sites like this, among others, so aside from all the news I read, I get plenty more sent to me...

  https://www.barnorama.com/ever-wonder-what-your-dad-was-wearing-in-the-70s/?fbclid=IwAR2Wi2WKroT4rIteLSwDzlEc8eIsn6u8rHxRZsYQPJdH45g1fdPILkkK1nc" rel="nofollow - https://www.barnorama.com/ever-wonder-what-your-dad-was-wearing-in-the-70s/?fbclid=IwAR2Wi2WKroT4rIteLSwDzlEc8eIsn6u8rHxRZsYQPJdH45g1fdPILkkK1nc
Wearing-70s


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 02 Oct 2019 at 7:17pm
Confused....why, here is something new we haven't considered! (Now *I* had 'Muttonchops', but NEVER let anyone 'style' my hair - we beat up on those goys).

http://awkwardmom.com/15-mens-haircuts-from-the-1970s-that-deserve-a-comeback/?fbclid=IwAR3UK9ylRLlslQL4QogrhxlNaLWRhAxKeU4QZaJ0LNnnfXJ-VFdGMgNeD94" rel="nofollow - http://awkwardmom.com/15-mens-haircuts-from-the-1970s-that-deserve-a-comeback/?fbclid=IwAR3UK9ylRLlslQL4QogrhxlNaLWRhAxKeU4QZaJ0LNnnfXJ-VFdGMgNeD94

15. The “What If Jesus Got A Makeover?”





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