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Topic: Intel- Serena Williams 'Outdated Equipment' (video
Posted By: aka ron
Subject: Intel- Serena Williams 'Outdated Equipment' (video
Date Posted: 15 May 2017 at 7:24pm
Tell me about it!!



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 17 May 2017 at 5:06am
This and that heinous ping pong charge card ad where she and steph curry abuse the 'green room' table tennis facilities to the WORST MUSIC EVER points me in the decision that Serena is non-marketable. She looks like she could snap Curry like a TWIG and if I were Sheldumb here, I would not get in her rather 'angry bovine' PATH.


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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 21 May 2017 at 2:07am
I'm willing to fix her equipme - oh wait, we were talking about the racket, weren't we? Carry on


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 May 2017 at 5:17pm
I've seen commercials where a monkey had more intelligent lines than she had in this one...

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 21 May 2017 at 5:37pm
Her grunting is epic


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 May 2017 at 6:06pm
Sometimes I grunt like that when I'm droppin' a loaf, especially when I've been eating too much cheese 

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 4:57pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

This and that heinous ping pong charge card ad where she and steph curry abuse the 'green room' table tennis facilities to the WORST MUSIC EVER points me in the decision that Serena is non-marketable. She looks like she could snap Curry like a TWIG and if I were Sheldumb here, I would not get in her rather 'angry bovine' PATH.
If I had recognized Serena this dumb commercial would have at least made a bit of sense. To late now.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 7:11pm
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 7:17pm
Why hunt the grunt of a _unt, swinging a tennis racket?


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 9:52pm
FTS! This crapola is what goes for humor nowadays? Gimmie a break! I'd rather watch the Orlando Jones series of 7 Up ads those were gut bustingly hilarious that and the late 90s GEICO ads! Advertising today pretty much sucks! It's too PC.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2017 at 2:44pm


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2017 at 4:15pm
I couldn't even watch the ad in the OP.

I'm sick of hearing about Serena Williams and I loathe Jim Parsons.

Thank God they don't show that commercial around here.


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2017 at 3:12am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I couldn't even watch the ad in the OP.

I'm sick of hearing about Serena Williams and I loathe Jim Parsons.

Thank God they don't show that commercial around here.
I can do you better.  I loathe Jim Parsons, Serena Williams and her sister Venus.  I hate the tennis playing Williams sisters.  They have no class.  Jim Parsons is a doink.  I can't even watch The Big Bang Theory because he's so obnoxiously irritating.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2017 at 4:07am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I can do you better.  I loathe Jim Parsons, Serena Williams and her sister Venus.  I hate the tennis playing Williams sisters.  They have no class.  Jim Parsons is a doink.  I can't even watch The Big Bang Theory because he's so obnoxiously irritating.


I am PROUD to be able to truthfully say that I have ever seen an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

Hopefully, I never will.

(It's Thor's favorite show, btw)


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2017 at 5:06am
Quote Thank God they don't show that commercial around here.
 
They have, but it's not in heavy rotation (yet  Tongue)...


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2017 at 10:47pm
I agree plenty that has been said, especially about PeeWee Parsons, but the LeBron James 'Foul' actually made me snicker.

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