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Topic: KIA 'Cadenza - Confidence' (video)
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: KIA 'Cadenza - Confidence' (video)
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 7:58pm
Iiiiiiiiiiiit's' the 'KIA Call Girl'!
ConfusedHoly crap! Look at all the gawkers eye-humping the 'white cow to be'!
With a body like that, you better jump it and dump it in a hurry, or you could get stuck with what is certain to become a 250-pound Oreo-eater at the age of 35 or 40.
Oh yea - notice her red purse? What about her shoes? Anyone other than a whore (you can admit it, if you are) ever wore 'Tiger Stripe' or 'Leopard Spot' anything?
 
 
 


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 8:11pm
Kia shmia.

Her strut is all a fake, poser put on.

She probably does have the nicest car in the trailer park, though.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 8:19pm
^^^LOLUntil that warm (the window AC unit in the trailer is out) quiet evening when the repo man shows up...

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 8:20pm
Who would have a personal driver for any of those little cars?
 
If she is wearing "Tiger Stripe or Leopard Spots" underwear...I'd like to see it!
The site went down for nearly a half an hour...I was having a serious CIH jones!


Posted By: flychinook
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 6:09am
I guess they're implying that those are "hired" cars? Who the hell runs a hire car service with a 3 series? 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 6:27pm
It's all coming to me now...She played a key role on Mad Men.
 
She is still getting a lot of press because of her massive mammaries.  I like her!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 7:08pm
I've wondered this before and I still can't figure out where the hell these car companies come up with these goofy names for their car models.

Cadenza???

Sounds like a piece of damned furniture!!!



Introducing the new.... KIA CREDENZA!!!!! ClapClapClap

Ermm




Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 7:24pm
LOLLOL
And what was Ford thinking when they named a car the Probe?


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 7:29pm
ShockedLook at the Memories in that Credenza!

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 7:33pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:




Introducing the new.... IKEA CREDENZA!!!!! ClapClapClap

Ermm


^ I fixed that for you...Wink


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 7:47pm


Didn't think of the company name similarity.







Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 9:17pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOLLOL
And what was Ford thinking when they named a car the Probe?
 
And what about the Aspire?
 
https://postimg.org/image/oh7pqbdmv/" rel="nofollow">
 
 
Aspires to be a car?
 
 


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2017 at 4:17pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



Didn't think of the company name similarity.





I cracked up when KIAs first appeared. KIA is the military acronym for Killed In Action.

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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2017 at 10:49pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOLLOL
And what was Ford thinking when they named a car the Probe?
 
And what about the Aspire?
 
https://postimg.org/image/oh7pqbdmv/" rel="nofollow">
 
 
Aspires to be a car?
 
 
 
Aspires to simply move.
You're aiming too high.


Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2017 at 2:39am
She's a plus-sized model, and a damn pretty one! I love ginger's!Heart

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2017 at 10:44am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's' the 'KIA Call Girl'!
ConfusedHoly crap! Look at all the gawkers eye-humping the 'white cow to be'!
With a body like that, you better jump it and dump it in a hurry, or you could get stuck with what is certain to become a 250-pound Oreo-eater at the age of 35 or 40.
 
 
 
 
 
She's already in her 40s.  So...so far, so good.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 12:43pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's' the 'KIA Call Girl'!
ConfusedHoly crap! Look at all the gawkers eye-humping the 'white cow to be'!
With a body like that, you better jump it and dump it in a hurry, or you could get stuck with what is certain to become a 250-pound Oreo-eater at the age of 35 or 40.
 
 
 
 
 
She's already in her 40s.  So...so far, so good.
 
 
I think she's somewhere around 180 - not 240,  yet...but you can have her - she's TOO thick in all the wrong places. Clearly 'breeding stock'.
 


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 12:54pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's' the 'KIA Call Girl'![/BConfusedHoly crap! Look at all the gawkers eye-humping the 'white cow to be'!
With a body like that, you better jump it and dump it in a hurry, or you could get stuck with what is certain to become a 250-pound Oreo-eater at the age of 35 or 40.


She's already in her 40s.  So...so far, so good.


I think she's somewhere around 180 - not 240,  yet...but you can have her - she's TOO thick in all the wrong places. Clearly 'breeding stock'.


Careful there, Pa... objectifying women is a no-no these days!!!

No telling what kind of trouble you could get into!!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 1:02pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's' the 'KIA Call Girl'![/BConfusedHoly crap! Look at all the gawkers eye-humping the 'white cow to be'!
With a body like that, you better jump it and dump it in a hurry, or you could get stuck with what is certain to become a 250-pound Oreo-eater at the age of 35 or 40.


She's already in her 40s.  So...so far, so good.


I think she's somewhere around 180 - not 240,  yet...but you can have her - she's TOO thick in all the wrong places. Clearly 'breeding stock'.


Careful there, Pa... objectifying women is a no-no these days!!!

No telling what kind of trouble you could get into!!!
Wink
Objectifying?!ConfusedEmbarrassed
I've committed my crime and done my time and left 5 pups wigglin' around. I know 'breedin' stock' when I see it and let them go as they will to the point of 'letting females be 'happy', but remain ready to breed whenever we are in need. You got to know when to pull in the 'bitch leash', Brobo!


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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 4:02pm
This commercial's playing on an every fifteen minute rotation during the NHL playoffs.  That and the stupid Progressive fake Flo doll commercial that has every stupid popular vocal inflection and rap stupidity in it.  I have to go see if I can find that one on here somewhere.  The NHL playoffs don't get all of the "cool" advertisers like the NFL.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 6:00pm
Jimbo your picture is cracking me up! Your photoshop skills are genius!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 8:24pm
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Jimbo your picture is cracking me up! Your photoshop skills are genius!




Thenk yoo...



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 8:30pm
LOL
Hey! I'm the gif stealer!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2017 at 9:07pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

Hey! I'm the gif stealer!


Well then I guess that makes me the stealer of gif stealing...



Posted By: ILUVTOMH77
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2017 at 4:57pm
Her name is Christina Hendricks and yes, she used to be on Mad Men.  I think she's beautiful.  She's a hell of a lot more attractive then these ugly twigs. Ewwww, chest bones and ribs sticking out.  Do people actually think this attractive?
 
 


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