Print Page | Close Window

Movantik (OIC medication) - "Frank"

Printed From: Commercials I Hate!
Category: The Message Board
Forum Name: Commercials You Hate !!!!!
Forum Description: Go here to voice your opinions
URL: http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=24291
Printed Date: 20 Oct 2017 at 6:21am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 11.04 - http://www.webwizforums.com


Topic: Movantik (OIC medication) - "Frank"
Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Subject: Movantik (OIC medication) - "Frank"
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 1:11am
Frank is an ass and due to his pill popping, nothing is coming out of it. Poor Frank and his opioid-induced constipation.

"I talked to my doctor and she said 'How long have you been holding this in?'" 
Oh, I see what you did there...silly doctor, that's a good one. Clap 

Freggin idiots!ConfusedAngry





-------------
------
"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.



Replies:
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2017 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Frank is an ass and due to his pill popping, nothing is coming out of it. Poor Frank and his opioid-induced constipation.

"I talked to my doctor and she said 'How long have you been holding this in?'" 
Oh, I see what you did there...silly doctor, that's a good one. Clap 

Freggin idiots!ConfusedAngry



 
"That was my Movantik moment".   STFU! And that goofy laugh...hehehehe. Angry
 
It's like one of the scientist was moved to marketing for a day, duh huh. I made a sh*t joke!


-------------
Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2017 at 4:37am
This guy is creepy just like the Trivago Guy.  How about laying off the OPIOIDS?  Then you won't have the latest disease:  OIC!


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2017 at 2:03pm
This guy made a spoof out if it. LOL
I f'ing hate "Frank!"




-------------
------
"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2017 at 5:52pm
^ LOLLOL
Is that the same guy that did the Chevy spoof?

-------------
Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2017 at 3:32am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^ LOLLOL
Is that the same guy that did the Chevy spoof?

Yeah, it's hysterical!


-------------
------
"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2017 at 4:26am

Quote ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Frank is an ass and due to his pill popping, nothing is coming out of it. Poor Frank and his opioid-induced constipation.

"I talked to my doctor and she said 'How long have you been holding this in?'" 
Oh, I see what you did there...silly doctor, that's a good one. Clap 

Freggin idiots!ConfusedAngry

Oh, but the doctor did cure him.  When he saw the bill, he crapped his pants...  LOL



-------------
http://mrtim1k.blogspot.com/ - WKRP closing theme lyrics HERE!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2017 at 7:42am
Another thing that annoys me about this commercial:  The doctor is, as usual, a woman.  There are no more male docs in TV Land; due to the political correct tides, they've all been washed out to sea and replaced by all female doctors, who are of course, brilliant and beautiful, some of them even looking like models!  LOL


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 3:22am
^^  Maybe some of them are transgender.  That's supposed to be a new PC thing going on now...  LOL

-------------
http://mrtim1k.blogspot.com/ - WKRP closing theme lyrics HERE!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 7:54am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Another thing that annoys me about this commercial:  The doctor is, as usual, a woman.  There are no more male docs in TV Land; due to the political correct tides, they've all been washed out to sea and replaced by all female doctors, who are of course, brilliant and beautiful, some of them even looking like models!  LOL
 
If they're male, they're black.
 
On the other hand, if there's a criminal being depicted, he'll be white.
 
 


Posted By: stan319
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 6:19pm
Hi, I'm Frank and I take so many drugs that I can't poop. So, I'll take another drug to help (?) me.


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 7:13pm
Insult Frank all you'd like.  He doesn't give a sh*t.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 7:20pm
Frank doesn't give a sh*t anymore...the hot doctor makes poop jokes!
 
He can't wait for the next prostate exam!
 
http://postimage.org/" rel="nofollow">
http://postimage.org/" rel="nofollow - upload pics


-------------
Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 11:48pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Another thing that annoys me about this commercial:  The doctor is, as usual, a woman.  There are no more male docs in TV Land; due to the political correct tides, they've all been washed out to sea and replaced by all female doctors, who are of course, brilliant and beautiful, some of them even looking like models!  LOL
 
If they're male, they're black.
 
On the other hand, if there's a criminal being depicted, he'll be white.
 
 
And your friendly neighborhood pharmacist is Asian!  LOL


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 11:52pm
Thanks for the laughs guys!  I want to see a men's ED drug ad with the aging white guy going to the supermodel-looking female doctor for his ED prob.  They can banter and Mr. ED can act all embarrassed and coy while Dr. Hottie puts on her gloves!  LOL  LOL

ETA:  I also want to see the real ED drug come on ad with the aging guy trying to look hip and cool, trying to snare his jail bait.  None of those sexy middle-aged gals purring into the camera or putting on those goofy "I'm gonna get laid tonight!" smirks!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 2:52am
Hey Frank...

three words:

Warm

Water

Enema

Make that shît slide right on outta ya.

And you don't have to waste an entire afternoon in a doctor's office waiting room or shove even more pills down your throat.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 4:25am
^^  Here's a horrible thought:  Don't use the hot tub with or after Frank...  Shocked

-------------
http://mrtim1k.blogspot.com/ - WKRP closing theme lyrics HERE!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 5:22am
Frankie Gets the Fudgies!  LOL

Next stop:  Walgreens' adult diapers section.  Gotta stay on the job, bro.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 1:22pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^  Here's a horrible thought:  Don't use the hot tub with or after Frank...  Shocked







Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 1:40pm
LOL
That will go well with my morning snack. Ouch

-------------
Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 1:49pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
That will go well with my morning snack. Ouch


Nutella on toast with chocolate milk?


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 2:09pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
That will go well with my morning snack. Ouch


Nutella on toast with chocolate milk?
LOL
I keep these Little Debbie Donut Sticks in the house. Every 3 or 4 days I go to the store like this morning and I always get some fresh Glazed Persians.
With white milk of course. Thumbs Up

-------------
Multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2...Say what?


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 8:21pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Another thing that annoys me about this commercial:  The doctor is, as usual, a woman.  There are no more male docs in TV Land; due to the political correct tides, they've all been washed out to sea and replaced by all female doctors, who are of course, brilliant and beautiful, some of them even looking like models!  LOL
 
If they're male, they're black.
 
On the other hand, if there's a criminal being depicted, he'll be white.
 
 
And your friendly neighborhood pharmacist is Asian!  LOL
 
Yup.  At Walmart, they're all Indian (red-dot, not pow-wow).
 
 


Posted By: StacyM
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 11:52pm
Aw, I think Frank is kind of cute! All doctors depicted on TV are not women.


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2017 at 12:13am
Frank can't get rid of STANK


-------------
Baggin the tiki since the 90s


Posted By: SRDP
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2017 at 1:02am
Exactly! I can care less about his stupid sorry ass , I broke my back and went on 30mg. Oxys for 1 year and 2.5months before healing and going off and if I had an issue I used a bit of milk of magesia or lots of fruit and got my business done. Idiots like Frank are the reason why drug companies profit when they should not.


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2017 at 10:37pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Frank doesn't give a sh*t anymore...the hot doctor makes poop jokes!
 
He can't wait for the next prostate exam!
 
http://postimage.org/" rel="nofollow">
http://postimage.org/" rel="nofollow - upload pics


So unrealistic - just like this damn ad! If I got a female doctor she would look more like Kathy Bates.




-------------
------
"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 3:56pm
When I was a young professional in Europe, getting caught stoned on opium would get you fired and you would realize you were fired the next day. Getting caught with opium would get you buried under the jail.
 
Today?  "olly olly oxen free!" ~or, for the terminally-slow and constipated~ "All Ye All Ye In Come Free!"
 
All of God's little fudge-packed addicts are finally admitting they have 'Lincoln Logs Stuck In Their Cogs' and have a serious need to 'liquefy'. 
I couldn't be more tired of seeing how serious the opioid issue is.


-------------
X               <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike



Print Page | Close Window

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd. - http://www.webwiz.co.uk