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Topic: ZOOSK? First Comes Like video
Posted By: sgtrock21
Subject: ZOOSK? First Comes Like video
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 1:11am


How can this be Zoosk? Where is the no holds barred sex match? The human dart board? All I'm getting is a rather sappy boy meets girl. Boy and girl really enjoy each other. Boy and girl fall in love. Is there some hidden tongue in cheek that I'm missing?

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Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 4:31am
This has been out for a while. I've never liked it. Maybe I just don't get it. It's just a bit better than Eharmony. What happened to people just meeting in real life? I guess we just need social media for everything now. 

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 5:15am
Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

This has been out for a while. I've never liked it. Maybe I just don't get it. It's just a bit better than Eharmony. What happened to people just meeting in real life? I guess we just need social media for everything now. 

According to YouTube it is 8 months old. I saw it for the first time today. Twice. Two times to many. It seems fantasy life is rapidly replacing real life. How sad.

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:18pm
Yesterday I saw for the first and so far last time a Match.com ad with a similar concept.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:37pm
PaW posted the Zoosk ad in the 'Talk' section.
 
It never really bothered me either.
 
I am soooo happy I don't have to enter the dating world at this age.
 
Plenty of Fish is the place I would go now, guys say they have never had to pay for a piece of ass.
 
Not true, one way or the other, you pay.
 


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:46pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

PaW posted the Zoosk ad in the 'Talk' section.
 

It never really bothered me either.

 

I am soooo happy I don't have to enter the dating world at this age.

 

Plenty of Fish is the place I would go now, guys say they have never had to pay for a piece of ass.

 

Not true, one way or the other, you pay.


It does make sense financially to just rent as needed. I have never tried it. Maybe I should someday.

The only way the ZOOSK ad is offensive is that it is excessively boring.

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Posted By: Somegirly
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2015 at 5:26am
This will sound excessively petty but, I don't like how she says "Today". It's this tiny little child way to say it and, it bugs me. I know most people won't understand what I'm saying but, listen for it.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2015 at 5:26pm
Evil SmileI want the web site that has the slogan. "First comes test hook-up".
Gotta make sure ya got compatible 'pieces & parts', eh?


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Posted By: treos
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2015 at 1:50am
couldn't. care. less.

annoying commercials showing off how humanity is so pathetic that it now requires websites to find love. (mates, partners, etc. take your pick, it's all basically the same really. just different words for the same thing.)

if (and mind you this is a decently sized, IF, given how strong my misanthropy towards my fellow humans is) i ever get lonely and/or desperate enough to actually want a mate (note: on the other hand, i'd gladly prefer a non-human partner any time should anthros ever come to exist in this world some day.), i doubt it'll be found via a stupid website.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2015 at 6:13pm
A new one comes on with vocal fry. So sick of THIS TREND!

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