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Topic: Your complete guide to my "Friends."Posted By: Donathan
Subject: Your complete guide to my "Friends."
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:12am
There has been confusion regarding my "friends..." Here is a guide for them.
Alex. Was a 28 year old movie theater usher with smooth, beautiful milk chocolate skin, who looked like a hybrid of Usher Raymond and Tiger Woods.
Anna. Was a 24 year old with brown hair and brown eyes. She expressed disdain with her period, LOL. Truth be told, I felt the Anna character was becoming useless so I started a disgusting period thread as Nathan bait to get him to ban the "friend." It worked. :)
Bryan. Not really much about him, mostly known for denying he knew Donathan.
Calvin. Most known for the rivalry betwwen Donathan and himself.
Cqldbakc. Claimed he got his name from removing and rearranging some letters from"Coldwell Banker.
Evan Evian. Huge fan of Evian water and pizza. Claimed he got his name from his mother drinking Evian when she was extremely dehydrated while pregnant with him.
Ken 1802. Was a Walgreens Cashier who hid lottery tickets in magazines and sold lollipops in a strip club when he was running low on cash right before payday. Also best known for starting the "Random Things You Did Today?" Thread, the most responded to CIH post in CIH history, also most known for calling like 4 different numbers, trying to get to talk to a girl he knew in high school. Guy was like 29. Was finally cursed out by girl's friend for being so desperate and naive.
Krice. Best known for showing disgust and terror at how filthy the houses were on Hoarders.
Monica. Best known for wanting amnesty at a bar she loved, for her wild, drunken girl past antics, as she had now grown up and matured, and was no longer her old rowdy self, and just wanted the bar owner to lift his ban against her.
Nasha. Was best known for claiming an old lady screamed at her when she let her go on the bus ahead of her out of respect.
Nostrious Notorious. Never posted, because I forgot the password to the Email account.
Notorious Nostrious. Best known for going a bit off the handle when "Donathan" was mentioned.
Number One Navy Seal. Most known for the rivalry between himself and Donathan. Also very known for claiming to be a Navy Seal(Which is odd considering that Navy SEALS(Sea Air and Land don't spell it as Seal(Aquatic mammal), as many CIH posters pointed out) He later confessed he was never an actual Navy Seal and was soon banned. Also went on a tirade rant on CIH posters and even Forum Admin himself(I was getting tired of NONS at this point and was trying to get him BANNED. I felt he was becoming useless at this point. This is one of the only times I actively tried to get one of my "Friends" banned. :P It didn't work and I as Donathan said something like,"Geeze, you would think a tirade rant like that would be grounds for automatic banning!" I later got my wish when NONS was banned after admitting he wasn't an actual Navy Seal(SEAL). :)
Randy Crawford. Best known for talking about how horrified a Gambler who lost his money on a bad paying slot feels. Also best known for posting a CIH thread about annoying Commercial trends.
Sandra. Most known for her Pony Avatar. Also best known for thinking CVS Pharmacy was an idiot for ceasing to sell tobacco products, knowing how Tobacco was a multi billion dollar industry, and just gave their direct competition, Walgreens(Who still sold tobacco products) more business. Called CVS morally rich, financially stupid.
Stim. Was a potty mouth waiter who chased a Customer who skipped out on purpose on his bill, and threatened to call police if he wasn't paid.
Talisha. Showed disgust by Politicians who mudslinged their opponents, without talking about how they themselves were better.
Towhlparfo. Was a Mexican who was born in 1954 in Mexico City and came to America as a young adult. He was hard working, his parents and children were also hard working. His grandchildren were also hard studying kids. He was best known for doodooing on a neighbor's lawn after eating too much ice cream, and not being able to make it home. LOL.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Replies: Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:32am
That's a hell of a list. You sure you got everyone?
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:42am
Were any of these "friends with benefits"?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:47am
You should write a novel with all of them as characters.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:51am
And post it all here for our enjoyment!
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:51am
Thor wrote:
Were any of these "friends with benefits"?
Considering he's single, I think it's safe to assume he's had his way with each and every one of them.
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:53am
^ Occasionally, with all of them at once.
Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:55am
This could be a classic thread, folks.
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 12:58am
Well, it's been 16 alts in the making.
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 1:08am
This could turn out to be the most successful thread in CIH history!!!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 3:59am
Wow - this equates to 'coming out of the (internet) closet'! Now the question is: if your child brings home this individual to sit at the dinner table, or as a date, would YOU be able to keep an 'Open Mind'?
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 6:49am
Your complete guide to my "Fiends."
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 7:09am
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 1:34pm
A more appropriate title there, aka...
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 1:58pm
aka ron wrote:
Your complete guide to my "Fiends."
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:01pm
aka ron wrote:
Your complete guide to my "Fiends."
Yes! All those other personas are his fiends more than his friends.
In Donnie's case, he keeps his friends close, but his fiends closer---like inside of him.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:08pm
That could be an interesting title for his novel... "The Fiends of Donathan".
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:36pm
Thor wrote:
aka ron wrote:
Your complete guide to my "Fiends."
Yes! All those other personas are his fiends more than his friends.
In Donnie's case, he keeps his friends close, but his fiends closer---like inside of him.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fiendish one of all?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:42pm
I dont know about Donnie, but personally, all my rowdy fiends have settled down.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:46pm
aka ron wrote:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fiendish one of all?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:48pm
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:50pm
Aye, but what does the fiend need?
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:53pm
I've got fiends in low places.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:56pm
We are such a fiendishly clever bunch, are we not?
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 2:59pm
Goddamn, you even went as far as listing them in alphabetical order
Is this thread self therapy Donna, for you'refiending to create a new friend?
------------- "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 3:19pm
insanity213 wrote:
Goddamn, you even went as far as listing them in alphabetical orderΒ
Can't say that he isn't organized & efficient, can we?
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 3:23pm
Donathan needs to give us an update on them all---a "Where are they now?" sorta thing.
I miss them terribly.
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 3:38pm
Maybe even a dedicated thread for each, complete with their life story and love lives..
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 3:46pm
^
Don't encourage him.
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 4:41pm
Donathang & The Sweet Sixteen: A Day in the Life of Denial, Lollipops, and That Time of the Month
------------- "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 5:07pm
insanity213 wrote:
Donathang & The Sweet Sixteen: A Day in the Life of Denial, Lollipops, and That Time of the Month
Hey Donna, find me on Facebook, you can fiend me.
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 5:33pm
aka ron wrote:
^
Don't encourage him.
When I was working in Psych, one of the things I learned was that, if I need to find out how a patient's hallucinations and delusions are doing, I don't ask them in a way that would allow them to elaborate or embellish upon their delusions. They is, you don't want a delusional person to "develop" or build upon their delusions.
Here, we'd be doing exactly the wrong thing.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 5:39pm
^
He has to be at a loss as to where to go, in personna.
Let alone the ideas he lets go in his creative stories.
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 6:18pm
aka ron wrote:
Hey Donna, find me on Facebook, you can fiend me.
Careful, he may have an unrevealed "Beatrice" who could be quick to unfiend you.
That could be Nasha standing on the right, and Sandra sitting in the bottom right corner:
------------- "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 6:23pm
^
"That's not how any of this works"
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2015 at 6:26pm
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2015 at 1:58am
It's always interesting to see what a Donation topic will degrade to.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2015 at 2:10am
I've gotta admit, Ken 1802 was my favorite "Friend," and the one most like me.... I really did hide Lottery tickets in magazines, sell lollipops in a strip club when I was running low on cash right before payday, I do work at Walgreens, and I did call about 4 numbers trying to get to talk to my high school crush, Noelle.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2015 at 3:02am
Donathan, all this talk about you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, while entertaining at times, is really starting to get tiresome.
Do you think you can take a break and stop with all these Donathan-centric threads for awhile?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2015 at 3:11am
Yeah, find another object of your worship, Donnie.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Number One Navy Seal
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2015 at 12:30am
Seriously, Donathan? Really? You confessed to being 16/17 accounts. Dude, what is wrong with you? ......You seem mentally disturbed....
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2015 at 12:54am
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2015 at 12:56am
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
------------- I have 168 characters remaining.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2015 at 1:28am
Well, NONS, I only had those accounts so that I could post on here.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2015 at 12:44am
Donnie wrote:
............ and I did call about 4 numbers trying to get to talk to my high school crush, Noelle.
Don't remember that story. You didn't stalk her, did ya?
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2015 at 1:05am
Tiz, it must have become forgotten about due to my selling lollipops in a strip club because I was days away from payday, and needed money, and hiding my lottery tickets in a magazine at Walgreens, and being accused of shoplifting by Loss Prevention, who was posing as a Customer..... I was forced to empty out my wallet and my pockets to prove I wwasn't shoplifting.....
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2017 at 1:05pm
I really should update this to include NONS and Calvin!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 6:23am
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 1:12pm
LOL, Mr. Tim.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 6:18pm
~~~DO NOT ANSWER THIS, DO NOT POST A DAMNED THING~~~
WHY did you see the need to start another thread about YOU?
WHY do you want to kill this board by making it all about YOU?
This place is NOT about YOU, much less ME, or anyone else.
Just stop it.
Like the rest of us...
You are not 'famous'
You are not 'senior'
There is only harm in attempting to 'establish yourself'
I thought you grew up, or maybe the meds were working.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 7:41pm
Yes, it's probably my fault Donna bumped his own thread. He's too damned lazy to look it up him/herself.
Are you a little pissed today? PaW.
I'm having such a good day, I can't stop talking!
PaWolf wrote:
Can we get away from 'DonathanBashing', please?
Bad enough we have
our very own little psycho, but it is ours. After that, this schoolyard
'follow the leader bully sh*t' is juvenile.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 8:52pm
Truth be told, I kind of miss being able to have multiple "Friends." They were fun!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 9:41pm
Donathan wrote:
Truth be told, I kind of miss being able to have multiple "Friends." They were fun!
Go find another playground forum to play in! After your Karen video, some of us thought you were reformed and were going to be a normal member. We were wrong.
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 9:52pm
aka ron wrote:
Yes, it's probably my fault Donna bumped his own thread. He's too damned lazy to look it up him/herself.
It's part my fault. I mentioned to DRS in another thread a few days ago that somewhere here there was a synopsis of all of Donathan's peeps.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2017 at 11:01pm
DarkRealmStar wrote:
Donathan wrote:
Truth be told, I kind of miss being able to have multiple "Friends." They were fun!
Go find anotherΒ playground forum to playΒ Β in! Β After your Karen video, some of us thought you were reformed and were going to be a normal member. Β We were wrong. Β
To be fair, I said "They WERE fun." No way am I going down that route again.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 6:50pm
Donathan wrote:
DarkRealmStar wrote:
Donathan wrote:
Truth be told, I kind of miss being able to have multiple "Friends." They were fun!
To be fair, I said "They WERE fun." No way am I going down that route again.
aka ron wrote:
DarkRealmStar wrote:
aka ron wrote:
Commercialsmeh wrote:
Well, to be fair. This commercial has actually been airing the past 2 or 3 years. I don't care for it, though.
Donathan wrote:
To be fair I didn't know WHAT he was shilling for as I only saw the last few seconds of the commercial.
Two Floridians too. What are the odds?
In a topic called 'Names'! Some things just fall into place.
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 7:17pm
I wish FA would lock this thread
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 7:27pm
He has a birthday coming up, He is getting some heat.
I hate it when some f**kstick is giving our fearless leader some sh*t.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 8:38pm
I am not commercialsmeh, I PROMISE!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 9:49pm
~~~DO NOT ANSWER THIS, DO NOT POST A DAMNED THING~~~
WHY did you see the need to start another thread about YOU?
WHY do you want to kill this board by making it all about YOU?
This place is NOT about YOU, much less ME, or anyone else.
Just stop it.
Like the rest of us...
You are not 'famous'
You are not 'senior'
There is only harm in attempting to 'establish yourself'
I thought you grew up, or maybe the meds were working.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 9:56pm
Well, I thought that this thread would be fun which is why I started it.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2017 at 10:20pm
~~~DO NOT ANSWER THIS, DO NOT POST A DAMNED THING~~~
WHY did you see the need to start another thread about YOU?
WHY do you want to kill this board by making it all about YOU?
This place is NOT about YOU, much less ME, or anyone else.
Just stop it.
Like the rest of us...
You are not 'famous'
You are not 'senior'
There is only harm in attempting to 'establish yourself'
I thought you grew up, or maybe the meds were working.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2017 at 7:07pm
Oh shait! I was randomly looking up stolen valor a few seconds ago on Google after watching a hidden camera/staged show called What Would You Do? on Youtube about a Veteran who couldn't afford all of his groceries(People who didn't know it was the staged show WWYD paid for some/all of his groceries) and a lot of posters commented that the "Veteran" in the clip looked like he committed stolen valor and realized that I kind of committed stolen valor by pretending to be a Navy Seal on here! I am shocked!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2017 at 7:17pm
Shait? I'm sorry, but you're just an idiot!
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2017 at 7:50pm
Everyone KNOWS that shait is obviously supposed to be the S word that is censored on MANY websites. sh*t.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2017 at 4:39pm
Towhlparfo actually has a hidden meaning in the name.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2017 at 5:30pm