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Topic: we are jail bait....i mean, we are 18 commercial.
Posted By: MrPink
Subject: we are jail bait....i mean, we are 18 commercial.
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 7:25am
i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 7:35am
Those young girls don't even have asses yet.
 


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 7:58am
^ THat's 'cause they don't squat.



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 8:07am
Gluteus MAXimus...

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 2:53pm

Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.




Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 4:12pm
OH...MY...GOD!!!!!
I need more than a shower after watching that.
To quote TED, "This country is imploding"


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Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 4:36pm
I didn't know porn sites did ads?

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 5:25pm
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

^ THat's 'cause they don't squat.




Ahhh so many weightlifting double entendres are popping into my head right now Evil Smile






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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 5:41pm
A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk.
Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember.
 


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Posted By: EMCEE
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 11:04pm
In the commercial, one of the jailbaiters was holding a banana...with a bite taken out of it. Um, less teeth, young'un

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2014 at 11:09pm
I honestly have not gotten into the Olympic lifts. Too much potential for f**k-ups due to the VERY exacting form they require. The most adventurous I get is some powerlifting moves and form

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Posted By: LeeboKC
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 2:55am
Oh Good God y'all...

Will the FBI confiscate my hard drive for watching this? Embarrassed

See, they don't show that stuff here in the Bible Belt.

And re: all these double entendres? For shame..
Now: drop and give me twenty...meanwhile I'll be bench pressing..with the Olympian.. (or is that bench pressing the Olympian..)


Posted By: MrPink
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 5:47am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.


those were pretty sleazy, with all the subtlety of being hit with a sledge hammer.





Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 2:27pm
At 1:27 into the stupid sodding teddy bear commercial, it shows part of the box -- you can see a hole in it and the phrase, "AIR HOLE" printed on it. An AIR HOLE for a stuffed bear for Christ sakes?!? Shocked

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 3:22pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk.
Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember.
 


And when used suggestively, it's enough to get censored LOL

(Said part is around 1:20, but the whole thing is good)




It's as if that game was made for Brad Sherwood - he has a knack for "mind in the gutter" jokes. I love how Colin and Ryan both had to turn around and walk away LOL







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Posted By: TV_Casualty
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 8:44pm
18 is ok. Why not? Legal age.






Posted By: Godagesil
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2019 at 6:23pm
None of them are jailbait. The beautiful blond and the others are porn stars.  The blonde goes by the name Elsa Jean and she can take a black shlong as big as her arm.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2019 at 6:30pm
A 5 year old thread?


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2019 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


I usually feel like I need a penicillin shot after I watch them.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2019 at 6:54pm
WHY did you resurrect this thread???! 
LOL
Noticed it as I was just listening to the perfect 'day-after' theme song! It became *MY* official 'day-after' theme about 35 years back when I gave the Missus a *beautiful*, very shiny jet-back vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day, I swear! It cost a lot of money, back then (I think somewhere around $200) and I had researched it very heavily without stopping my drinking until I bought it and presented it.
"How thoughtful, you miserable drunk. Why didn't you get TWO?! One for the upstairs...but now, show me how it works....".
I'm not one to look back and wish I had made a different choice, but in this case, I probably should have taken her to dinner, instead. 


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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2019 at 1:32am
All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 13 Sep 2019 at 12:42am
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Sep 2019 at 5:58pm
Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!




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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 15 Sep 2019 at 7:04pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!



14 sec. mark. "Let's be real, It's too late to find a date...enjoy your time alone." 
--- Translation - Let's be real, you can't get a date, stay home as usual and rub one out.

Dear LORD...if I did get a woman with that voice, I'm sorry I'll be blunt...I wouldn't be able to get a chubby! Vocal Fry on crack!




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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 15 Sep 2019 at 7:14pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

A 5 year old thread?
 
Yeah, these girls are now probably way past the age that their target demograph is looking for.  When they say "We are 18", they mean "We just became legal and we're not a day older than 18".  LOL
 
 


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2019 at 11:17pm
Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


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Bet they use Teen Spirit by Mennon! Prostitots on display. They could easily star in their own Lifetime movie.Now to your thread therenare so many of them out there but 2 contenders: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DI_-p5NPJvZY&ved=0ahUKEwjU8rivjoHlAhWCuVkKHTTOCmoQo7QBCCAwAQ&usg=AOvVaw0zjLsAum5R4jB5DldXGdCc

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2019 at 11:35pm
Here's the link for this hated commercial. Abother on my Hatoraide list.

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Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2019 at 3:36pm
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Here's the link for this hated commercial. Abother on my Hatoraide list.


I see the Honda ad has the standard issue token black friend to go along with the standard issue generic 30-something couple in their picture-esque upper middle class neighborhood 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2019 at 3:10pm
Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

I see the Honda ad has the standard issue token black friend to go along with the standard issue generic 30-something couple in their picture-esque upper middle class neighborhood 

ConfusedCall me 'curious', but did you recently get mugged by a black 30-something in a pretty community, or lose a promotion to a pretty black 30-something, or maybe rejected by her? You've a few posts that lend one to believe there may be a touch of animosity toward specific peoples... Wink


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2019 at 3:19am
That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2019 at 4:22am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up

Why, why, why-oh-why.... would you describe that commercial without posting the video?????? Angry

Now I have to go look it up myself!!!!! Ouch


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2019 at 4:44am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up

Why, why, why-oh-why.... would you describe that commercial without posting the video?????? Angry

Now I have to go look it up myself!!!!! Ouch
LOL

Bags has a BIG imagination! Wink





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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 13 Oct 2019 at 8:43am
Tell me u FAIL TO SEE the flippy floppy of teen body parts in this ad
the LOVING SLOW motion of Disney age T&A...i bet the director saw it!!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2019 at 6:32pm
^ Yeah man!

We old dudes are supposed to leave the young girls alone!


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2019 at 3:36am
i can see where i MAY have overreacted as there is a micro amt. of said T&A BUT..
slo-mo those white clad arse cheeks and WOO HOO that is the STAR of this super bland Trulicity ad


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