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    Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 1:21am
This ad is only obnoxious due to the incredibly lame-o 'grunge' outfits and Leia buns at the end, but really tries the patience in the really poor 'live' performance where the only words to their crappy music seem to be 'AAHHHH'..HEY Humira actors! Try to sell this 'rock star' concept just a TEENIE bit better
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 4:45am
The Crohnsing Bumpkins!  LOL

The chick singer is acting like she's some special star with all the posturing and kisses to her adoring fans.  All she sings is Aahhh and takes off for the crapper in the middle of a show!

I hope that black fingernail polish isn't hiding something nasty and that she gave her hands a good wash before returning to the stage.  Stern Smile
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^^  Agreed!  This ad is so transparently fake...a real, professional band would not be standing there just staring at each other in the midst of having taken the stage,  just because Ms. Tummy Trouble is still in the Porta-Potti.  They'd be playing something, or at least vamping until she showed up.  And by the way, that bus is much too cute and clean to be a  tour bus.  And where are all the drugs and alcohol?  The grungy "friends of the band" and assortment of camp followers?   Where is the manager?  

   Oh wait...could it be...this band IS  the long-lost "Mechanically Separated Chicken"???  So THAT's where they've been!  ShockedLOL  
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^^  Agreed!  This ad is so transparently fake...a real, professional band would not be standing there just staring at each other in the midst of having taken the stage,  just because Ms. Tummy Trouble is still in the Porta-Potti.  They'd be playing something, or at least vamping until she showed up.  And by the way, that bus is much too cute and clean to be a  tour bus.  And where are all the drugs and alcohol?  The grungy "friends of the band" and assortment of camp followers?   Where is the manager?  

   Oh wait...could it be...this band IS  the long-lost "Mechanically Separated Chicken"???  So THAT's where they've been!  ShockedLOL  
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Good thing they got that Asian guy in a top hat in the band.

No band is complete without the stereotypical "Asian in a top hat", I guess...
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James Iha call yr ATTORNEY...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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What a wonderfully diverse group of band members!  
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