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    Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 7:27am
SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!


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So NOT a gift...
Its a SIT-UP, BANANA
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Oh Gawd... it never occurred to me until now that this Christmas season we're going to be under constant assault by this stinking Peloton pollution.

Looks like Peloton Christmas commercials are the new Garmin Christmas commercials.

Remember a few years ago when we complained about every other Christmas commercial having those soft, gentle, lilting female choir voices singing"Give-a give-a give-a Garmin"?

This new Peloton garbage, featuring obnoxious, fitness obsessed, hollering jackasses, is already making me yearn for those days.

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They were doing this last year.  I don't remember if it was Peloton, but the husband buys his wife some exercise machine and hides it in the shed.  Wife finds it, and uses it before Christmas.  Then she has to act surprised when she finds it under the tree on Christmas day.  "How did you know?", she says.
 
 
 
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She must be a narcissist if you take continuous video selfies...
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

<<crappy Peloton commercial>>

So, she says that a year ago she didn't know how much this would change her, but a year later she looks exactly like she did at the beginning of the commercial, supposedly a year earlier.

Since she wasn't the slightest bit overweight to begin with, WTF was the point of getting her the world's most expensive exercise bicycle???

Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic, selfie obsessed ding-a-ling a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass far away and never return.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

<<crappy Peloton commercial>>

So, she says that a year ago she didn't know how much this would change her, but a year later she looks exactly like she did at the beginning of the commercial, supposedly a year earlier.

Since she wasn't the slightest bit overweight to begin with, WTF was the point of getting her the world's most expensive exercise bicycle???

Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic, selfie obsessed ding-a-ling a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass far away and never return.

Wow.  What a total and complete idiot she is.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


This f**kin commercial is everything that is wrong with America todayDead
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Originally posted by Dunestrider Dunestrider wrote:

She must be a narcissist if you take continuous video selfies...


She's a tried and true smartphoner slut and has to prove it. I'd love to shove that phone straight up her ass and see if she's smiling then.


I'm so sick of these Peleton commercials where they show the people who have all of three ounces to lose before they're officially perfect.

Why the hell are you spending so damn much money on a Peleton when she's so skinny as it is? Obviously she doesn't NEED a grossly overpriced stationary bike because she's not overweight by any means. If anything, that dumbass husband of hers should buy her some food so she doesn't look anorexic after a Peleton bike ride.
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He probably likes that 'body-builder' look...
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So, I was curious to see if there was anyone else out there who finds these metrosexual dipsh*t ads as silly and nauseating as we do.

Happened upon this rather amusing piece about a Twitter campaign dedicated to mocking them.

It's pretty funny, so check it out...

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^ LOL
Pretty much the same things said here for years now.  Emaciated rich chicks riding her Peloton like it has a sybian (Evil Smile look it up!) for a seat!

Peloton offers a Basics Package with its exercise bicycle that costs $2,245, or $58 per month at a zero percent annual percentage rate. The package includes the bike and a one-year limited warranty. All packages include delivery and assembly, which, according to the company's website, would typically cost $250.Sep 26, 2019



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^ LOL
Pretty much the same things said here for years now.  Emaciated rich chicks riding her Peloton like it has a sybian (Evil Smile look it up!) for a seat!

Peloton offers a Basics Package with its exercise bicycle that costs $2,245, or $58 per month at a zero percent annual percentage rate. The package includes the bike and a one-year limited warranty. All packages include delivery and assembly, which, according to the company's website, would typically cost $250.Sep 26, 2019



And let's not forget the $39/month membership that is required to use the bike as anything other than just another dumb exercise bike/doorstop/clothes drying rack.  And I hate their website design.  They should all be driven off a cliff for that.
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The only folks I can imagine owning a Peloton are the same folks who make their living posting crap on Instagram all day.

Only an "Instagram Influencer" would take the time to make a day-by-day video of her so-called "progress" over the course of a year. Wink
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The Peloton company is obviously going out of its way to appeal to the kind of douchebags most normal people can't stand.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Oh Gawd... it never occurred to me until now that this Christmas season we're going to be under constant assault by this stinking Peloton pollution.

Looks like Peloton Christmas commercials are the new Garmin Christmas commercials.

Remember a few years ago when we complained about every other Christmas commercial having those soft, gentle, lilting female choir voices singing"Give-a give-a give-a Garmin"?

This new Peloton garbage, featuring obnoxious, fitness obsessed, hollering jackasses, is already making me yearn for those days.

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The wife bought me a Garmin many years ago, a satellite guided mapping system. I actually used it a couple of years ago when they shut down the only bridge across the river. They have all sorts of crazy new products out now. (My iSpot search)


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Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa


Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa
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One of these days they'll probably have holographic images that seem to stand or kneel on or float above the hood of your vehicle, looking around and back at you as it speaks and points to the left and right directing you where to turn, stop, etc.



"Turn that way."

Just watch.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa


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Like I'd trust Alexa not to drive me off the nearest cliff.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

The Peloton company is obviously going out of its way to appeal to the kind of douchebags most normal people can't stand.


Why, you can't relate to super attractive super rich people who apparently don't work and spend all day working up a sweat on their overpriced bikes in the middle of their 5 million dollar estate? Wink
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