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    Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 4:26pm
Parody lyrics for songs. LOL
 
First three are sung to the Ghostbusters theme song by Ray Parker Jr.
 
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This one is titled, "The Facemask Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here}
 
Spit Diaper!
If there's COVID-19 in you neighborhood,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If there's coronavirus and it don't look good,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ*.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
An invisible virus hiding in your bed,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And put on your...(spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid a no germ.
I hear it likes hates vaccines
I ain't afraid a no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Mm... if you've had a worm
Of a freaky germ baby
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Killing makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no germ
Don't get caught alone oh no... (spit diaper)
When he comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ooh... Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ah, Better put on your... (spit diaper)

* germ even though COVID-19 is actually a species of coronavirus; I needed a word with just one syllable to make the song "work".

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This one is titled, "The Litterbox Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here}

Cat Toilet!
If there's alley cats in you neighborhood,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
If there are big-ass clumps and it don't look good,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
An invisible shit, hiding in your bed,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And clean out the...(Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid a cat poop.
I hear it hates the trash
I ain't afraid a cat poop.
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Mm... if you've had a whoop
Of a big cat poop baby
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Scooping makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a cat poop
Don't get caught alone oh no... (Cat Toilet)
When it goes under your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Ooh... Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Ah, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)

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This one is titled, "Bar Rescue"
 
Bar Rescue!
If there's somethin' strange in your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If it's a foamy keg, 'cause it's runnin warm
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
If the liquor's short, and it's runnin out
Who can you call (Jon Taffer)
The owner's in deep debt,
Oh who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I hear it likes new stools
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Mm... if you've had a booger
On your cheap hamburger
You better call Bar Rescue
Rescuing makes me feel good
I ain't 'fraid of no bars

Don't get caught alone oh no... Bar Rescue
When Jon comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I guess you better call (Bar Rescue)
Ooh... who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Ah, I think you better call (Bar Rescue)

I can't hear you... (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Jon Taffer)
Louder! (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you can call (Bar Rescue)... (fade to black)


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This one is titled, "Saturday In the Slums", sung to the tune of, "Saturday In the Park" by Chicago.
 
Saturday in the slums,
I think it was the twelfth of July
Saturday in the slums,
I think it was the twelfth of July
People running, people screaming
A man stealing anal lube {ed. note: what is he, a fagot of some kind?Wink
Caterwauling Australian songs
Everybody is another
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Another day in the slums
I think it was the twelfth of July
Another day in the slums
I think it was the twelfth of July
People skittering, really yelling
A man wanking himself off
And singing for us all
Will you help him change a diaper?
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
Slow motion riders drink the piss of the day
An ash can still can tell stories of snipes
Fuck you little shits all is lost, all is lost, oh yeah yeah…
Runny days in the slums
Every day's the twelfth of July
Runny days in the slums
Every day's the twelfth of July
People peeing, people pooing
A real toilet bowl feast
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day, yeah yeah
Hoo hoo oh
Hmm hmmm
Hmm hmmm
(PISS YOU! WHAT'S THAT FUCKING HORRIBLE SMELL?!?)



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This one is called, "Like a Sturgeon".
Sung to the tune of the song, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
 
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I made it through the oceans blue

Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat
Incomplete
I'd been had, it was sad but true
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Hoo, like a sturgeon
Swimming for the very first time
Like a sturgeon
When your tail twitches
Next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, sillyfish
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
You're so fine
And you're mine
Make me weak, yeah you look like mould
Oh your love is fungal
Yeah, your love is fungal
What was whimpering and old
Like a sturgeon, hey
Swimming for the very first time
Like a sturgeon
When your tail twitches
Next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
You're so fine
And you're mine
I'll be yours
'Til the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you…


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Angry, you kill me!!! Excellent.
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Angry, you kill me!!! Excellent.
 
I'm extremely pleased to learn that you enjoyed them!!! Hug

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Sung to the tune of the song, "Stealing From a Thief" by Anthrax; circa. 1998
 
This song is titled, "Stealing From a Turd".
 
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Don't want to lie like my fence had
Don't want to lie like my Charmin has
Don't want to live by assiton assimilators
Don't want to live the great no-no
I want a life, not a name online
I want to live it in real time
I want a life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the fece
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
 
As a kid I'd play in the toilet
As a man I play in the urinal
As a kid I'd do anything
As a man I do everything
 
I live my centered and humane
I live my life like a man insane
I live my life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the beast
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
 
I get up, I get up, I drop a stool
I grab a hold and reach way down
To find the chrome handle on the cistern
I don't need to control my pee
If I don't like what I see
 
I never asked why nobody flushed it down
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the beast
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency

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