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    Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 9:30pm
 
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This thread could be for ridiculous crap like this.
 
 
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LOL  Strength has no gender? But tampons and pads do.
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Ah, but why is it only 'limited edition'?  Is there a time frame on strength having no gender???  Misogynists!!!
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Should say "STANK has no gender".
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I never thought that Brawny would jump on the "Feminist," bandwagon. I kind of miss the Paul Bunyan looking iconic mascot. :/
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Butchie Paper Towels are strong enough to plug the holes in any dyke.

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"Brawny - When just stuffing your bra with tissues won't do" 

Makes you wonder if the spokesmodel in the pic used such an enhancement...  LOL
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And talk about a brazenly shameless, attempt to pander and suck up to the half of the population they know damned well accounts for probably about 95% of the paper towel purchases in the US annually...



"Celebrating strong women everywhere whose personal stories have inspired the rest of us".

GMAFB.

Whoever came up with this slick gimmick marketing ploy deserves every nickel he or she is getting paid and it's probably not enough.

I bet Brawney's sales go through the roof and they laugh all the way to the bank.
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Where is the love?


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She is one tough cookie. When the Brawny guy refused to give her the shirt off his back she whupped his a** and took it!Wink
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And talk about a brazenly shameless, attempt to pander and suck up to the half of the population...

 
yea, yea, yea....which HALF? The women or the FF's?
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As The Gong Show's Tommy Maitland would say:

  "Get that giant Brawny lady a nice cup of tea and a date with a sexy Norwegian Jotnar!"

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The empowerment never ends.  Of course this looks kinda like the hoots on the granny in the old Playboy mag cartoon.  LOL
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The empowerment never ends.  Of course this looks kinda like the hoots on the granny in the old Playboy mag cartoon.  LOL


Yeah, I already posted about that in a reply to you in another thread.

Right'chere

Someone should climb up there and put a couple of nipples on it.
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^  You beat me to it.  But you remember that old lady in the Playboy cartoon, don't ya?  I'd post a pic of her here, but it might be considered obscene by those web people.  How---I don't know.  But some people might see it that way.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  You beat me to it.  But you remember that old lady in the Playboy cartoon, don't ya?  I'd post a pic of her here, but it might be considered obscene by those web people.  How---I don't know.  But some people might see it that way.


Yep. I think we're all familiar with the Playboy Granny with the pair of downward pointing missiles.

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Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband
 
They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.

http://newsok.com/article/5586732


And you never heard her pissing and moaning and whining about it like these feminist victims du jour do nowadays.

Broads back then were troopers. They knew how to "suck it up" (figuratively speaking, you perverts) and take it on the chin (again... figuratively speaking, gutter minds).

Today's gals could learn a lot from those broads!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.

http://newsok.com/article/5586732


And you never heard her pissing and moaning and whining about it like these feminist victims du jour do nowadays.

Broads back then were troopers. They knew how to "suck it up" (figuratively speaking, you perverts) and take it on the chin (again... figuratively speaking, gutter minds).

Today's gals could learn a lot from those broads!!!
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Most women today know what they do and don't want. If Judy wasn't liking it, she should have kicked them in the nuts teeth!
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Quote Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.


She probably got even.  There's a fetish out there where women crush small (living!) animals under their heels.  Betting some of those munchkins disappeared and met the same fate.  Another little-known sordid Hollywood secret...  Wink
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She actually might've been into it.  She was dating Mickey Rooney at the time.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

She actually might've been into it... 
LOLYeaaaaaaa...gotta agree! I wonder how many time she saw 'opportunity'
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There's now a bill being proposed in New York City that would ban smoking while walking.  If you're outdoors and want to light up, you must stand still and smoke.  Walking while smoking would result in a fine.
 
 
 
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Are you allowed to sit on a park bench to smoke?  How are YOU doing, Thor?
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