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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

[QUOTE=Angry McPisseron]1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for <span style="line-height: 16.8px;">laxatives & poo softeners.</span>
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<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).</span>
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<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">4: Commercials for dick medication.</span>

<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. </span>
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BULLY!
or DILLY DILLY ...i guess.. to the T.P. observance...when literally BILLIONS of dollars are spent on  thing you WIPE with, ads are inevitable. Lets all just STEAL NAPKINS off fast food joints from here on!

STICK IT TO THE MAN


About stealing toilet paper, I saw a YouTube video where you could see a guy desperately fighting his inner demons, wondering if he should steal toilet paper in Walgreen's. He chose the NICE! Brand to minimize Theft loss to Walgreen's. NICE! Brand is Walgreen's store brand so he knew that Walgreen's in his educated theory would suffer LESS if he stole our brand that is $2 less than say Charmin(I work at Walgreen's and our NICE! Brand is more affordable than the national brand like Charmin and still really good. .

He looks desperate and conflicted and then decides to walk out the store but not completely outside with it (He walked to the doorway) with it and then realized he saw the cameraman/uploader filming the whole thing and decides to go back in. An undercover Security guard was actually following him too without his knowledge.

The uploaded/Cameraman wrote in the captions something like,"He is lucky he came back because this particular Walgreens doesn't play!" LOL! And the security gaurd, seeing his troubles and struggles, BOUGHT the toilet paper for him! So heartwarming!
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I don't like commercials where the actress portrays someone being cutesy quirky, for a prime example, Zooey Deschanel commercial where she asked her PHONE if it is raining! Her phone said something like,"Yes, it is raining!" Zooey finally looks out of the window and sees rain. Why would you need your PHONE to tell you if it's raining? Stupid! And on top of that, Zooey was like 32 when this commercial aired. A 32 year old adult that needs a PHONE to tell her when it's raining when she could just look out of the window has a problem...
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This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!


There are beautiful fat women. I mean big boned, I mean,curvy,yes, curvy is the current politically correct term for it :) Sara Rue was gorgeous and she was...Curvy. Tocarra from America's Next Top Model was gorgeous and she was....Curvy. Monique is gorgeous and she is.....Curvy. :)
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!
Here's the video that shows up in your url which is from YouTube


Are you saying the lead dancer with the striped top in this one is borderline plump?  You've got to be kidding, right?  She looks fine to me and no one else looks fat in this commercial.  I'm truly confused.  She's hardly a hippo.  Confused
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Are you saying the lead dancer with the striped top in this one is borderline plump?  You've got to be kidding, right?  She looks fine to me and no one else looks fat in this commercial.  I'm truly confused.  She's hardly a hippo.  Confused


There are a couple of slightly "plump" gals in that ad...





...but not the striped shirt girl.

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DAMN thats sum BUBBLE BOO TE' there..the fat girl is now part of the PC ACCEPTANCE trend, which, while admirable in concept, is just a $$ cow for adtards..note the sneaky and ubiquitous presence of chubs in Ross and Penney ads. These mass marketers to soccer moms and tubbys do WELL to put Puddin in their ads, as she wants the STYLE of Stick Girl but can't put down the CHEESBURGERS
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Oh please, GMAFB!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Portraying snotty, misbehaved little brats as being cute.

I hate that.



I remember someone saying something like,"Those commercials that portray misbehaving, snotty, kids as cute annoy me so much. If any of MY kids acted like that I'd be in jail for beating the crap out of them!"
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In the all inclusive multi cultural Millennial snowflake fest God forbid you say anything against those of size in commercials which is exponentially increasing. BUT, the exception is when the advertising is for something crunchy granola such as go vegetarian, save the 5 legged froggies, give to PBS etc. then it seems fine and dandy to cow shame like the rest of society. Now, if someone grouses about an Oprah sized woman pitching thong bikinis on TV then it's a hate crime. I know a little bombastic but, I'm zippyjet and I approve this message!
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and the continued use of hipster doofuses (or is it doofi), to hawk products... the Verizon dbag makes me want to beat him about the head and shoulders... and the idiots from T-mobile who are always punching things...
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

In the all inclusive multi cultural Millennial snowflake fest God forbid you say anything against those of size in commercials which is exponentially increasing. BUT, the exception is when the advertising is for something crunchy granola such as go vegetarian, save the 5 legged froggies, give to PBS etc. then it seems fine and dandy to cow shame like the rest of society. Now, if someone grouses about an Oprah sized woman pitching thong bikinis on TV then it's a hate crime. I know a little bombastic but, I'm zippyjet and I approve this message!
 
 
Yeah, it's kind of a contradiction.  We're supposed to "celebrate" people (especially women) of all sizes, yet we're also constantly being told how obese we all are, and how we must diet, eat healthy, etc.
 
 
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