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    Posted: 04 Jul 2019 at 3:56pm
It will be a cold day in July when I try one of these! Dead



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I like Morningstar Farms products, but my large intestine hates soy protein. Compared with the aftermath, skunk spray smells good!
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Give them a few years and they'll come out with hemp burgers... 
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Give them a few years and they'll come out with hemp burgers... 


"DUUUUUDE! Awesome hash! A couple more and Progressive Flo might not look so bad!"
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Give them a few years and they'll come out with hemp burgers... 


"DUUUUUDE! Awesome hash! A couple more and Progressive Flo might not look so bad!"
LOLLOL  Hey doc, could you write me a script for one of those hemp burgers?


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aka, you're not supposed to smoke them.    I believe they'd be more fiber than anything, so basically a one-way trip to the Constipation City Cemetery...  Shocked
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

aka, you're not supposed to smoke them.    I believe they'd be more fiber than anything, so basically a one-way trip to the Constipation City Cemetery...  Shocked
oh come on, now...we had to deal with kids like you who 'shared their brownies with their friends' back in the early 70s...this would be nothing new - but just remember that E-Z Bake ovens won't do the trick.
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Image result for cows grazing on pot- the steaks have never been higher pics
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I wonder if they realize that in some literature "Morningstar" is the name given to Lucifer.

O.K., It's just a little pinprick . . .
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Originally posted by Ad Hock Ad Hock wrote:

I wonder if they realize that in some literature "Morningstar" is the name given to Lucifer.

The Sioux called Custer "Son of the Morning Star". I doubt it was a term of endearment.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


Image result for cows grazing on pot- the steaks have never been higher pics


Instead of "mooooo," the cow says, "Duu-UU-uude!"
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


Image result for cows grazing on pot- the steaks have never been higher pics


Instead of "mooooo," the cow says, "Duu-UU-uude!"
Big smileClap*I* see a 'new market item', here! Whole new meaning, taste, and appreciation for 'Grass-Fed Steaks'! What the heck? Hang it up, dry it out, slice & share! I'd like to make back some of the coin I spend for meats I like that already cost an arm and a leg (and I buy in small quantities at Wegman's).
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At least you'll know that your steak died happy (would that make it a 'Happy Meal'...?  )
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

At least you'll know that your steak died happy (would that make it a 'Happy Meal'...?  )
Just keep in mind if you order a 14oz T-Bone in the restaurant, the waiter may have to take your keys before you leave, unless you have a 'designated driver'.LOL
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Damn. If I ate one, I could lose my CDL consequent to a random drug test.
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That would suck, especially if you just happened to be a company delivery driver who stocked and attended the annual corporate picnic

"...he was arrested backing the truck out of the field after he ate two grass-fed 'heavenly hamburgers' which caused him to exceed the legal limit by yards..."
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The ignorant little girl who thinks everybody believes her because she's a child and the stupid constipated white man chewing air bare as entertaining as Lib. Mut., and both should be cancelled.
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'tell you what.... I'll eat a burger made from plants, when you eat a Tomato made from bacon!
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I have some "veggie" (God, how I hate that word LOL) burgers in my freezer right now.  I'll cook them up one of these days.  I won't expect them to taste like real burgers, though.  I'd imagine they're so filled with spices and stuff, that you can't actually notice that they're not real meat.
 
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I have some "veggie" (God, how I hate that word LOL) burgers in my freezer right now.  I'll cook them up one of these days.  I won't expect them to taste like real burgers, though.  I'd imagine they're so filled with spices and stuff, that you can't actually notice that they're not real meat.
 
You should donate them to a dining hall for the homeless. Do it today. Think of all the good you can do.
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Topic: Morningstar Farms- Made From Plants 

That is actually a very true statement.

Morningstar Farms is owned by Kellogg's and their products are manufactured in food production PLANTS like the one below....



Hence, they can truthfully claim that Morningstar Farms products are "made from plants"

Truth in advertising. Thumbs Up


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LOL

Can I get my Veggie burger with some half digested fly guts?


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Or maybe this awesome flower...

The Corpse Flower: Behind the Stink | National Geographic



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

Can I get my Veggie burger with some half digested fly guts?



Hopefully one day before too long, you'll be able to get a plant based burger made from my favorite of all plants....



That'd be enough to make a guy go vegan, dude.

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Know what else is made by plants?  Beef.  'cause cows eat plants... 
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