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    Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:01pm
I bet this thing is very useful for teething tykes but I'm amused by the name and the fact that is doesn't cause any "nipple confusion".    ConfusedLOL   
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:23pm
The only "nipple confusion" I've ever experienced was as an adult and basically had to do with which one I wanted to smooch on at a given moment.

And no, I'm not talking about my mom's, ya buncha perverts!!!!!



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:24pm
Yeah! Confused

We called these things 'pacifiers' when I was making babies.


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"Molar Muncher" sounds to me  like an insult.   "Get outta Dodge..yah MOLAR MUNCHER !!!"  
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Sorta like curtain climber, rug rat and porch monkey.


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They should have named this thing "The Shark".
 
Because if it really does prevent tooth displacement, that kid's going to have a mouthful of teeth by the time she reaches adulthood.
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Speaking of Molar Munchers !  I think "Giada" is Italian for "Giant Shark Mouth".  Shocked
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!

You can see strings of spit stretching between her upper and lower teeth!!!


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I know.  And you can count the pores in her schnozz too.  LOL  
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I know.  And you can count the pores in her schnozz too.  LOL  


Pores????

Those are mining pits!!!

If you look real close you can see earth moving equipment down inside them!!!



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You could play a game of cribbage.  On her face.  LOL
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I bet you could find ancient meteor fragments down inside them.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Ewwwwwww!!!!!

You can see strings of spit stretching between her upper and lower teeth!!!


 
Those aren't strings.... that's undigested Pancetta.
(Be sure to say it using an overly exaggerated Italian wanna-bee accent!)
 
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Could also be strands of "SPAH-GHEEEEEEE-TEEEEEEEE" ! LOL
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That name is horrendous, and I agree sounds like an insult. 
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