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Virginia Dare II
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Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:01pm |
I bet this thing is very useful for teething tykes but I'm amused by the name and the fact that is doesn't cause any "nipple confusion".
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Jimbo
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The only "nipple confusion" I've ever experienced was as an adult and basically had to do with which one I wanted to smooch on at a given moment.
And no, I'm not talking about my mom's, ya buncha perverts!!!!! |
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Virginia Dare II
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"Molar Muncher" sounds to me like an insult. "Get outta Dodge..yah MOLAR MUNCHER !!!"
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Jimbo
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Sorta like curtain climber, rug rat and porch monkey.
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Anduril
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They should have named this thing "The Shark".
Because if it really does prevent tooth displacement, that kid's going to have a mouthful of teeth by the time she reaches adulthood.
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Virginia Dare II
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Speaking of Molar Munchers ! I think "Giada" is Italian for "Giant Shark Mouth".
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Jimbo
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!
You can see strings of spit stretching between her upper and lower teeth!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Virginia Dare II
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I know. And you can count the pores in her schnozz too.
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Jimbo
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Pores???? Those are mining pits!!! If you look real close you can see earth moving equipment down inside them!!! |
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Virginia Dare II
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You could play a game of cribbage. On her face.
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Jimbo
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I bet you could find ancient meteor fragments down inside them.
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Anduril
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Those aren't strings.... that's undigested Pancetta. (Be sure to say it using an overly exaggerated Italian wanna-bee accent!) panˈt͡ʃetːta
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Virginia Dare II
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Could also be strands of "SPAH-GHEEEEEEE-TEEEEEEEE" !
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ALE515
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That name is horrendous, and I agree sounds like an insult.
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