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    Posted: 18 Jul 2008 at 1:48am
Ginsu knives 2.0... Cheap steel that can't hold and edge, and can't be sharpened.

Of course we have to suffer the requisite infomercial "BUT WAIT" as they offer to double your order if you call in the next ten minutes (another ridiculous ad tactic worthy of it's own thread). I guess you're gonna need that second set when the first set dulls after one trip around the butcher block.

They start the commercial with the most meaningless statement I've heard in a long time, "Now there's a blade SO SHARP, it can cut a pineapple suspended in MID AIR!!!"

Oh yeah? Do pineapples miraculously get harder to cut if they happen to be surrounded by air molecules? Simply amazing factoid, now I can consider my miseducation complete!

Wacko

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