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    Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 6:12pm


i didn't need to see this on tv. not after, just last night, seeing a youtube video about weird records...one of which was a transexual MAN who gave birth to 3 kids. he may have wanted to be a man but he wound up being an abomination.

no offense to the trans people but there are only TWO genders (3 IF you consider hermaphrodite a gender), MALE and FEMALE. not however many fictional genders you may think there are. FEMALES give birth NOT males.

i'm getting tired of this stupid gender confusion bs. seriously, it doesn't help anyone.
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This commercial is just too nutty to not like.
 
You must watch until 1:15 when Jared delivers something special for future cellmate Bill.
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I've liked all of the Dollar Shave Club commercials. They always amuse me and keep it simple at the same time. To each their own, I guess. 
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I hate their commercials. Nasty and obnoxious and not funny. 
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Originally posted by treos treos wrote:





no offense to the trans people but there are only TWO genders (3 IF you consider hermaphrodite a gender), MALE and FEMALE. not however many fictional genders you may think there are. FEMALES give birth NOT males.

i'm getting tired of this stupid gender confusion bs. seriously, it doesn't help anyone.
 
Some people out there are trying to convince us that the matter's up for discussion. 
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This commercial is just too nutty to not like.

You must watch until 1:15 when Jared delivers something special for future cellmate Bill.



I wonder if the crew got to eat the big sub after they finished shooting the scene.

I would hope so.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by treos treos wrote:

no offense to the trans people but there are only TWO genders (3 IF you consider hermaphrodite a gender), MALE and FEMALE. not however many fictional genders you may think there are. FEMALES give birth NOT males.

i'm getting tired of this stupid gender confusion bs. seriously, it doesn't help anyone.


Some people out there are trying to convince us that the matter's up for discussion.


Don't speak too soon. The way medical science is going, in a decade or two, there might be a third gender.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I personally have no problem with FtM's keeping their original organs...even getting pregnant. Take a look at the FtM process; it's horrendous and even the best penis that can be constructed has a horrible limitation in sensitivity and quality. By comparison the MtF vagina is almost just as good as the naturally occurring one. In terms of sexual gratification, quality of life, etc. I don't think it's...too ridiculous for an FtM to keep their vagina and bits.

Hell, even with the variety of trans people I don't think humans are as big a mess gender-wise as some other species.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by treos treos wrote:

no offense to the trans people but there are only TWO genders (3 IF you consider hermaphrodite a gender), MALE and FEMALE. not however many fictional genders you may think there are. FEMALES give birth NOT males.

i'm getting tired of this stupid gender confusion bs. seriously, it doesn't help anyone.


Some people out there are trying to convince us that the matter's up for discussion.


Don't speak too soon. The way medical science is going, in a decade or two, there might be a third gender.

 
Why wait?
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

I personally have no problem with FtM's keeping their original organs...even getting pregnant. Take a look at the FtM process; it's horrendous and even the best penis that can be constructed has a horrible limitation in sensitivity and quality. By comparison the MtF vagina is almost just as good as the naturally occurring one. In terms of sexual gratification, quality of life, etc. I don't think it's...too ridiculous for an FtM to keep their vagina and bits.

Hell, even with the variety of trans people I don't think humans are as big a mess gender-wise as some other species.


They'll be growing human organs in the lab in another 15 - 20 years or so.

Gals who want to be guys will probably be able to pick out the penis they want from a catalog. Probably have cute product names for them, too.

Lil' Willy. Standard Stan. Big Tex. The Sequoia.



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^  Who wouldn't pick Big Tex or the Sequoia?  Maybe there'll be price considerations.  Medicaid will only pay for a Li'l Willy, and The Sequoia would most likely be an extra $100,000 out-of-pocket.
 
 
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Actually, some human organs have already grown pretty well. It's just a matter of getting the costs more realistic.

There's also external synthetic wombs. The study was humongously successful in all the animal trials, and was successful during a small human trial, but due to some f**ked up ethics thing, it was halted.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This commercial is just too nutty to not like.

You must watch until 1:15 when Jared delivers something special for future cellmate Bill.



I wonder if the crew got to eat the big sub after they finished shooting the scene.

I would hope so.

LOL
 I bet not. Those prop sandwiches get old and hard and less than appetizing pretty quick.
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Actually, some human organs have already grown pretty well. It's just a matter of getting the costs more realistic.

There's also external synthetic wombs. The study was humongously successful in all the animal trials, and was successful during a small human trial, but due to some f**ked up ethics thing, it was halted.
 
Those damned ethics!  AngryLOL
 
 
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Wink*I* think this commercial is about as mentally deranged as I've seen in a long while. Gotta love it.
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Last time I bought a pack of cartridges, it was about $10 for an 8-pack.  That was 13 years ago and I thought it was outrageous then.  Checked the price recently on the same item.  Holy sh*t!  It's twice the price.
 
I hope my stash lasts a long time.  I go through about 2 or 3 cartridges per year, and I have about 35 left.  They might last till I die.  Not really a win-win situation, though.  LOL
 
 
 
 
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These may not be for you, then.

When I shave, I occasionally shave twice a day, being a furry little bugger,
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I'm pretty furry, too, Pa.  I think I had hair on my back by the 10th grade.
 
 
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Then how do you go through so few blades? Looking like a 'dumpster diver' these days. pr use a trimmer (as do I) and keep the '5 o'clock snowdrift' (since I doubt either of us has a 'shadow' any longer)?
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I don't know why.  I just get a lot of mileage out of 'em.  Maybe it's the brand?  Schick Quattro.  It also helps when I have a goatee.  That cuts down on the area that needs shaving.
 
And nope.  No shadow.  Just a white film that looks kinda sickly after a few days.  That's why I either shave or grow a goatee.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Then how do you go through so few blades?
The key to making blades last is shaking all the water off them after shaving, and drying the blade. Water on the blade causes oxidation. 
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^hmmm...thanks - nice advice, makes sense.Wink
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You will find it makes them last much, much longer. 
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