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treos
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i didn't need to see this on tv. not after, just last night, seeing a youtube video about weird records...one of which was a transexual MAN who gave birth to 3 kids. he may have wanted to be a man but he wound up being an abomination. no offense to the trans people but there are only TWO genders (3 IF you consider hermaphrodite a gender), MALE and FEMALE. not however many fictional genders you may think there are. FEMALES give birth NOT males. i'm getting tired of this stupid gender confusion bs. seriously, it doesn't help anyone. |
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aka ron
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This commercial is just too nutty to not like.
You must watch until 1:15 when Jared delivers something special for future cellmate Bill.
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i8acannibal
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I've liked all of the Dollar Shave Club commercials. They always amuse me and keep it simple at the same time. To each their own, I guess.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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NJtoTX
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I hate their commercials. Nasty and obnoxious and not funny.
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Thor
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Some people out there are trying to convince us that the matter's up for discussion. |
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Jimbo
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I wonder if the crew got to eat the big sub after they finished shooting the scene. I would hope so. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Don't speak too soon. The way medical science is going, in a decade or two, there might be a third gender. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Papa Lazarou
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I personally have no problem with FtM's keeping their original organs...even getting pregnant. Take a look at the FtM process; it's horrendous and even the best penis that can be constructed has a horrible limitation in sensitivity and quality. By comparison the MtF vagina is almost just as good as the naturally occurring one. In terms of sexual gratification, quality of life, etc. I don't think it's...too ridiculous for an FtM to keep their vagina and bits.
Hell, even with the variety of trans people I don't think humans are as big a mess gender-wise as some other species. |
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BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Anduril
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Why wait? Stoplight parrotfish can change genders as the need arises.
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Jimbo
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They'll be growing human organs in the lab in another 15 - 20 years or so. Gals who want to be guys will probably be able to pick out the penis they want from a catalog. Probably have cute product names for them, too. Lil' Willy. Standard Stan. Big Tex. The Sequoia. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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^ Who wouldn't pick Big Tex or the Sequoia? Maybe there'll be price considerations. Medicaid will only pay for a Li'l Willy, and The Sequoia would most likely be an extra $100,000 out-of-pocket.
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Papa Lazarou
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Actually, some human organs have already grown pretty well. It's just a matter of getting the costs more realistic.
There's also external synthetic wombs. The study was humongously successful in all the animal trials, and was successful during a small human trial, but due to some f**ked up ethics thing, it was halted. |
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aka ron
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I bet not. Those prop sandwiches get old and hard and less than appetizing pretty quick.
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Thor
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Those damned ethics! |
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PaWolf
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*I* think this commercial is about as mentally deranged as I've seen in a long while. Gotta love it.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Thor
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Last time I bought a pack of cartridges, it was about $10 for an 8-pack. That was 13 years ago and I thought it was outrageous then. Checked the price recently on the same item. Holy sh*t! It's twice the price.
I hope my stash lasts a long time. I go through about 2 or 3 cartridges per year, and I have about 35 left. They might last till I die. Not really a win-win situation, though. |
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PaWolf
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These may not be for you, then. When I shave, I occasionally shave twice a day, being a furry little bugger, |
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X <sig.nature>
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Thor
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I'm pretty furry, too, Pa. I think I had hair on my back by the 10th grade.
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PaWolf
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Then how do you go through so few blades? Looking like a 'dumpster diver' these days. pr use a trimmer (as do I) and keep the '5 o'clock snowdrift' (since I doubt either of us has a 'shadow' any longer)?
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X <sig.nature>
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Thor
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I don't know why. I just get a lot of mileage out of 'em. Maybe it's the brand? Schick Quattro. It also helps when I have a goatee. That cuts down on the area that needs shaving.
And nope. No shadow. Just a white film that looks kinda sickly after a few days. That's why I either shave or grow a goatee. |
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NJtoTX
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PaWolf
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^hmmm...thanks - nice advice, makes sense.
All these years and the most I ever recall doing is rinsing them well and letting nature take its course...
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X <sig.nature>
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NJtoTX
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You will find it makes them last much, much longer.
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