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    Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 4:44pm

I was watching Crackle and they play this commercial more than once!

Is it me or does Crackle play the sh*ttiest commercials out there?
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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Is that guy's hair for real! Confused The Afro Poney Tail Bun?
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They call it the "Pile-O'-Poo".
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They call it the "Pile-O'-Poo".
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That Toney Jackson guy seems rather impressed with himself.

Even the way he spells "Tony" with the extra e...

Toney: marked by an aristocratic or high-toned manner or style, i.e. toney private schools.

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^LOL

Yeah! He needs to get off of his high poney!  Embarrassed
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And leave us aloney with all that BALONEY!!!!

Go have some Devour macaroney.

The big phoney.
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I hate man buns.  Ponytails on guys with long hair is OK, but not man buns.
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Worse yet, man BOOBS with man buns!!!

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LOL

Worse yet, man BOOBS with man buns!!!

It looks like he is ready to take a dump! Shocked

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First, yea, the guy's physical appearance leaves an impression the kids will never forget.
Self-confidence/assured is important when in a leading or teaching position, so I have nothing negative to say here, either. I actually commend the man even though I'm not a huge fan of his hair.
Having said this, all I can add is you think HE is something, you ought to get a handful of me. Every woman's dream who keeps all the worms in line.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Is that guy's hair for real! Confused The Afro Poney Tail Bun?
 
I guess we're not supposed to notice that ridiculous 'do.  'Course, it then becomes...
 
 
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In my day, certain classmates would've made his hair "spitwad practice." 

Not me, of course. Embarrassed
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LOL

Oh no!  Not another Man Bun!!


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toney...To-NAY is a tool.

And his hair looks completely stupid, ridiculous and stupid.

He'd a been beat up had he gone to my school for being such loser.
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When I had my hair done on Tuesday, my hairstylist, a guy (and yes, he's gay) told me the man bun thing was going out of style.  I certainly hope so!
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Then we'll have to find something else to make fun of.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

When I had my hair done on Tuesday, my hairstylist, a guy (and yes, he's gay) told me the man bun thing was going out of style.  I certainly hope so!
 
Yeah, well, the mullet was out of style 20 years before it actually left.  I still see them on occasion.  LOL
 
 
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Mostly in the mirror!!!!
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Nope.  Never had one.  Kinda wish I had, though.
 
 
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Let's face the facts:

If a male works as a 'hair stylist' or a 'beautician', he's a fag.
 
If he's 50, works in a barber shop, give a shave with a straight razor and his name is Sal, he's 'made' and they'll find your remains in pieces if you are caught with his daughter unless you're the stylist coming to do Sal's hair. If that's the case, don't refer to that pansy as a fag because you'll hurt its feelings and Sal will hear about it. 
They find your remains in pieces.
With a bad haircut.
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^  Ha!  The barber shop I went to to as a kid had two barbers---Gus and Sal.  Sal had a nameplate over his station that read "Your Pal Sal".  Two bucks for a haircut there.
 
 
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