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    Posted: 17 Aug 2019 at 6:37pm
I don't know much about this actress except that she had a small part in "Ghost Rider"...and it was a pretty stupid part. But if this is supposedly her "comedy" it was painfully unfunny. 

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The kind of woman that makes chloroform in order for the first date!Wacko
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

The kind of woman that makes chloroform in order for the first date!Wacko

Yes, for yourself! I certainly wouldn't want to be conscious and in the same room with Shamu.
There's another commercial, I think it's for some pain relief stuff or something, featuring some bimbo blimp who has this attitude like she's saying "I fat, blond and speak with an Aussie accent, everybody will think I am Rebel Wilson". WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BE PROUD OF LOOKING AND SOUNDING LIKE THAT?
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To be fair, Rebel Wilson was funny in Bridesmaids. Her implying that the only way she could make money is by being a Prostitute was hilarious. LOL. :D Her explaining how she got a free tattoo(Which ended up being nasty and infected) was hilarious too. LOL. :D
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Bitch is disgusting. 

The look on the face of a blind date meeting her for the first time.....  Sick

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Must have studied at the Sam Kinison School of Comedy.

She reminds me of those people get loud and obnoxious to compensate for their insecurities. Then they go and do something stupid like committing suicide (and I hate to say that).
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Must have studied at the Sam Kinison School of Comedy.

Doubtful.

Kinison was actually funny.

If she did, she apparently didn't study very hard.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Must have studied at the Sam Kinison School of Comedy.

Doubtful.

Kinison was actually funny.

If she did, she apparently didn't study very hard.

Never a Kinison fan - figured he was better off a tent-preacher - less offensive.
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Kinison was OK, but I wasn't a huge fan.  Preferred Bobcat Goldthwait (I mention him because of some similarities he and Kinison shared).
 
This girl, though??  Not at all!!  Angry
 
 
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Guess she still needs work before "Pitch Perfect 4" comes along. Ermm ... Rebel gotta eat... a lot. Evil Smile
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o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?




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Sounds like she is trying to call some Elk to mate with...
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Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Sounds like she is trying to call some Elk to mate with...
...and if you woke up with her?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?

I would never get drunk enough to end up sleeping next to her to begin with, so that scenario would never happen.

The only way I'd ever end up sleeping next to her is if we both happened to be in the same emergency disaster shelter and our cots were next to each other.

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I could never wake up to that baby beluga - wrong complexion, to start with.

If she was the only woman on a desert island surrounded by shark-infested waters, with me, I'd push and roll that twink to the sharks.
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i find her slightly appealing in a one shot sort of thing BUT..
to spend more than a 'novelty' stoink would probably end in one of our demises..
and she looks tough to shake

also? shes NOT  that FUNNY-female FARLEY
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?


That brings up other questions...

If your arm or leg was trapped under her, would you chew it off to escape?  LOL

Before sneaking away, do you make sure there were no videos made?  Embarrassed

Do you count yourself lucky that it could have been somebody even worse?   (Give examples, e.g. Judy Dench)

Do you avoid DNA ancestor tests for the next 20 years?  Shocked
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?


That brings up other questions...

If your arm or leg was trapped under her, would you chew it off to escape?  LOL
'Coyote Ugly' certainly applies, here - truthfully, that was the FIRST THOUGHT that went through my mind when I saw the ad.Wink

Before sneaking away, do you make sure there were no videos made?  Embarrassed
Many of us have seen the excellent, original 'Flatliners' movie. It wouldn't matter - an eternal video would be waiting for you (possibly along with the eternal Rebel Wilson).

Do you count yourself lucky that it could have been somebody even worse?   (Give examples, e.g. Judy Dench) 
Or does it dredge up old drunken escapades of 'That Night With The Old Whore' and further mentally damage you?Wink

Do you avoid DNA ancestor tests for the next 20 years?  Shocked
DeadOr do you have to write 'SPERMMISTAKE' on the 'chalkboard of life' 10,000 times before you can comfortably look away and disown the resultant crawling bag of flesh?

Big smileFREE 'answers to difficult questions' provided. You're most certainly welcome.WinkLOL
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Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Sounds like she is trying to call some Elk to mate with...
Even elk have some pride.Wink
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?


That brings up other questions...

If your arm or leg was trapped under her, would you chew it off to escape?  LOL
this goes back to 'hard to escape' so ABSOLUTELY
Before sneaking away, do you make sure there were no videos made?  Embarrassed
ehgh.. a friend of mine said he'd do Charo NOW (ugh) & need evidence to brag-similar!
Do you count yourself lucky that it could have been somebody even worse? Give examples,JudyDench) YET WORSE-Lizzo, Tiffany haddish(my opinion), Charo NOW, that horrible whale from This is US
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God!  This woman! Maybe if she wasn't such a fat slob loud big mouth, she might have better luck with men or whatever she is into!

Match.com TV Spot, Dating, Ugh!! Featuring Rebel Wilson - Screenshot 2


What was Match thinking with this ad campaign?  I did a LOT of dating between the age of 20 and 40, and that's without the help of a computer. Today!  It's what you make it! (It's a meat market!)

It's true, very few people on the dating market have the perfect body, the perfect smile, the perfect personality...Wacko  At my age I still need that companionship and the good and bad that might come with that.  If something happened to my wife, I'd be a sleazy horn dog!



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Someone please explain the appeal of this woman to me, because I JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.

I really don’t. At all. Not even like A LITTLE BIT.

Sam Kinison and Chris Farley roll in their graves every time this woman comes on, stealing their old schtick and taking a gigantic, hairy, steamy, stinky, heaping sh*t all over their legacy.
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Originally posted by MontanaTrav MontanaTrav wrote:



Sam Kinison and Chris Farley roll in their graves every time this woman comes on, stealing their old schtick and taking a gigantic, hairy, steamy, stinky, heaping sh*t all over their legacy.

some MAY argue that legacy of 'comedy' of those 2--especially Farley-is pretty suspect as it is
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.

How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep?

I would never get drunk enough to end up sleeping next to her to begin with, so that scenario would never happen.

The only way I'd ever end up sleeping next to her is if we both happened to be in the same emergency disaster shelter and our cots were next to each other.

Evil SmileAha! So, you'd make a promise to the portly porky Petunia Piggels that protruding penile pain would go away if YOU could (and you would) partly pounce the piggy love pool in front of other knapsack-wrapped pubescent piglets with protruding eyes in an emergency relief shelter!
 
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