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    Posted: 19 Apr 2015 at 9:08pm
I hate all the Lowes ads with a passion. The only saving grace for them is that they're short. I especially hate ads with made up words. So here's a Lowes ad with a made up word. I'd like to show the adtards behind this what "fisticated" should mean.


Say something clever here...

No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
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Those ladies should get 'fisticated'!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2015 at 12:22am
I'd like to invent a new word to describe how I feel about this whole Lowes campaign... hmm... how about... "stuporcalicrapalisticexcruciatingaladopeshus?" Wacko
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

I'd like to invent a new word to describe how I feel about this whole Lowes campaign... hmm... how about... "stuporcalicrapalisticexcruciatingaladopeshus?" Wacko


that's brilliant!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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LOLLOL
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Fisticuffs?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2015 at 5:00am
Sophisticated="Fisticated"? That sounds like something my oldest Granddaughter would have said when she was 2!
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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LOL
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Really!  Saying fisticated instead of sophisticated is so sophomoric.
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Fisticating is too good for them--these two should trade 'quips' with the Activia? GWEEK? No Activia! chicks

thats a strong brain pool THERE
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This commercial should be CONFISCATED & hauled off to the dump!!!!


Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Wonder who invented hashtag....
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#AlGoreInventions  Ermm ?

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Yeeeeeeeaaaahhh I don't think so!
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Bet it gets funnier when they're drunk and they start slurring their speech:

Drunk Lowe's customer:   <mumbles> "...fishticated"

Reply:  "What's that?  You had a fish stick and ate it?"
 
 
(Not even going to get into the fisting jokes...  LOL)
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A place to get fisted, I suppose. 
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