Lounge Crooner Box DIE!! |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 1914 |
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I think i've figured out the dreaded Box role in the Progressive adverse..he is the snarky, smarmy Bill Murray (painfully stolen & obvious from this stinker) and the 'genius team' of 'creatives' in the Progressive 'idea factory' get to live out there SNL skit fantasies through this cardboard nightmare all it will take is ONE MATCH
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Baggin the tiki since the 90s
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crainbebo ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Online Points: 2214 |
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KILL THAT F----G BOX NOW! SMASH IT! STOMP IT! FOR GOD'S FREAKING SAKE!! NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I WILL NEVER USE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE?!!!
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Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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zippyjet ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Nov 2010 Location: Baltimore, Md. Status: Offline Points: 1827 |
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Wood chipper time!
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Triple J ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 2762 |
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You called? ![]() ![]() |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25880 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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sgtrock21 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6646 |
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Will GEICO counter with their "Lounge Lizard"?
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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crainbebo ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Online Points: 2214 |
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NonononononoNO! I sure ain't going there! They have already annoyed me enough, their 'Best Of'. Had to mute the camel again a couple days ago.
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Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 1914 |
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speaking of Liberty cubed..wtf is their new 'wacky' direction and which misbegotten swine suggested THAT? all these insurance folks need to sober the hell up
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Baggin the tiki since the 90s
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Dr. Dan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Feb 2012 Location: Council Bluffs Status: Offline Points: 322 |
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I wondered if the "no violent fantasies" rule applies to "characters" like Progressive Box. I see/hear this cretin on TV in the workplace break room.
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That loud sucking sound you hear is your brain losing I.Q. as you watch these asinine commercials.
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ThatNerdInPhilly ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Oct 2014 Location: Philadelphia Status: Offline Points: 1943 |
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Yes....DIE!!
Currently the worst ad on TV!! There is nothing remotely funny or cute about this smug talking/signing box - 30 long seconds of stupidity! The Progressive box should hook up with the Cologaurd box, adopt little sh*ts and go away! |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 1914 |
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Baggin the tiki since the 90s
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crainbebo ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Online Points: 2214 |
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Oh, don't diss on the Cologard box. At least s**ting into that box provides information on your colon and whether you have cancer or not. The Progressive Box has no learning value whatsoever and should be smashed to death!
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Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 1914 |
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both boxes are full of feces..only one EXPELS it
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Baggin the tiki since the 90s
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zippyjet ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Nov 2010 Location: Baltimore, Md. Status: Offline Points: 1827 |
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I'm dreading the day that box starts rapping. |
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crainbebo ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Online Points: 2214 |
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Didn't the Progressive Box rap before - 'go paperless'?
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Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25880 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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crainbebo ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Online Points: 2214 |
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I may throw a ROCK at my TV if I see this lounge singing waste of a box again. Fk off and DIE already you stupid thing! Somebody PLEASE crush him. And please, take Flo and Jamie with you, and don't let the door close on you on the way out.
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Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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verminstew ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 21 May 2008 Location: Charm City, MD Status: Offline Points: 775 |
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Progressive Box has a brother from another mother, that Thryv thing. WTF is happening in ADLAND!!!???
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 1914 |
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its at an alltime LOW..literally its the worst i have seen in my entire life. Theres NO quality standards or incentive to be good anymore. Crapfest!!
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Baggin the tiki since the 90s
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25880 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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DarkRealmStar ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Jul 2013 Location: Undisclosed Status: Offline Points: 3183 |
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Are the adtards trying to appeal to women with these two commercials aimed at "girls"? Is that why they think the Progressive Box being a lounge crooner or DJ is going to appeal to the female demographic?
Now we know why they've abandoned Flo! ![]() And Jamie, despite now being married to some hottie, is definitely not going to bring the "girls" in.
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Angry McPisseron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 11601 |
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¡¡¡EN EFECTO, CRISTO CONSÁGRALOS!!!
My ![]() Somebody, PLEASE get the oxy-acetylene torch already!!!
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