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    Posted: 04 Feb 2019 at 3:18pm
I think i've figured out the dreaded Box role in the Progressive adverse..he is the snarky, smarmy Bill Murray (painfully stolen & obvious from this stinker) and the 'genius team' of 'creatives' in the Progressive 'idea factory' get to live out there SNL skit fantasies through this cardboard nightmare

all it will take is ONE MATCH
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KILL THAT F----G BOX NOW! SMASH IT! STOMP IT! FOR GOD'S FREAKING SAKE!! NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I WILL NEVER USE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE?!!! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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Wood chipper time!
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Wood chipper time!

You called? LOL 
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LOL

I was gonna add that if you didn't!
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Will GEICO counter with their "Lounge Lizard"?Ouch
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NonononononoNO! I sure ain't going there! They have already annoyed me enough, their 'Best Of'. Had to mute the camel again a couple days ago.
Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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speaking of Liberty cubed..wtf is their new 'wacky' direction and which misbegotten swine suggested THAT? all these insurance folks need to sober the hell up
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I wondered if the "no violent fantasies" rule applies to "characters" like Progressive Box. I see/hear this cretin on TV in the workplace break room.

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Yes....DIE!!

Currently the worst ad on TV!! There is nothing remotely funny or cute about this smug talking/signing box - 30 long seconds of stupidity!  

The Progressive box should hook up with the Cologaurd box, adopt little sh*ts and go away!
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Clapone takes poop in..one just EMITS poop
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Oh, don't diss on the Cologard box. At least s**ting into that box provides information on your colon and whether you have cancer or not. The Progressive Box has no learning value whatsoever and should be smashed to death!
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both boxes are full of feces..only one EXPELS it
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Oh, don't diss on the Cologard box. At least s**ting into that box provides information on your colon and whether you have cancer or not. The Progressive Box has no learning value whatsoever and should be smashed to death!


I'm dreading the day that box starts rapping.
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Didn't the Progressive Box rap before - 'go paperless'?
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I may throw a ROCK at my TV if I see this lounge singing waste of a box again. Fk off and DIE already you stupid thing! Somebody PLEASE crush him. And please, take Flo and Jamie with you, and don't let the door close on you on the way out. AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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Progressive Box has a brother from another mother, that Thryv thing.  WTF is happening in ADLAND!!!???
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its at an alltime LOW..literally its the worst i have seen in my entire life. Theres NO quality standards or incentive to be good anymore. Crapfest!!
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Oh, don't diss on the Cologard box. At least s**ting into that box provides information on your colon and whether you have cancer or not. The Progressive Box has no learning value whatsoever and should be smashed to death!
LOL

Just in case someone missed out on the other thread.
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Are the adtards trying to appeal to women with these two commercials aimed at "girls"?  Is that why they think the Progressive Box being a lounge crooner or DJ is going to appeal to the female demographic?

Now we know why they've abandoned Flo!  LOL

And Jamie, despite now being married to some hottie, is definitely not going to bring the "girls" in.  Tongue
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¡¡¡EN EFECTO, CRISTO CONSÁGRALOS!!!
My OWWW! Turn that $#!7 down! again for Christ sakes!!! 
Somebody, PLEASE get the oxy-acetylene torch already!!! 

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SCOOTIE BING BONG....give me  A BOMB
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SOCK A BAM BOOM
BOX MEET YOUR DOOM
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I don't understand the concept of this from the get-go. It's a f**king box. Why do you need a box if you're buying insurance? What would hypothetically be contained inside said box?

And he needs to shut the f**k up.
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