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    Posted: 23 Dec 2014 at 9:40pm
Pick a commercial...any commercial and they're all annoying as f**k!

How about one where Santa pulls the Lexus out of his ass? That'a how believable these commercial are!

But luckily there's January 3rd!
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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The one that ends with:

"Wow so Santa has a transporter!"

"It's a teleporter."

Congrats, asshole. You're smarter than a 5th grader Confused
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Thanks for bringing up this series of sh*t. I hardly think any kid is going to care how mommy and daddy got their status symbol. If they can't play with it or eat it, does any 8 year old really give a turtledove's fart?
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Sick The son looks oh so excited.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Dec 2014 at 1:29am
This stupid commercial series is full of bull$#@%!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Yeah, we all can AFFORD a Lexus for ChristmasErmm 
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Originally posted by diezman diezman wrote:

Yeah, we all can AFFORD a Lexus for ChristmasErmm 
What's there to afford?  Santa sent that crap in his transporter.  Oh, wait.  I meant teleporter!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA.  That's damned funny!
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Thanks for bringing up this series of sh*t. I hardly think any kid is going to care how mommy and daddy got their status symbol. If they can't play with it or eat it, does any 8 year old really give a turtledove's fart?
 
Kid:
  "I overheard Mommy talking on the phone.  She said she gave Daddy a Hummer, and he got her a Lexus in return!"
 
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I never understood the "Car for Christmas" commercials. How many people actually buy a car for someone on Christmas?
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Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

I never understood the "Car for Christmas" commercials. How many people actually buy a car for someone on Christmas?

The worst is when someone buys a new car for their spouse.  Ridiculous.  It's not a gift.  A car is a major and joint expense, and putting a bow on it doesn't change that.  Both parties, but especially the one who's going to be driving the car, should have input.  In commercials, the recipient doesn't even get a say on the color.  


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On top of the fact that these commercials are downright inane, Lexus refuses to change their holiday jingle. It's not as oppressive as last year's, but i'm still traumatized by it. *shudder*
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Originally posted by diezman diezman wrote:

Yeah, we all can AFFORD a Lexus for ChristmasErmm 
 
I can't even afford to get a GEO!
 
That's why I hate car commercials a lot!
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Originally posted by diezman diezman wrote:

Yeah, we all can AFFORD a Lexus for ChristmasErmm 


f**k all of these narcisstic yuppie scumbags!
I'm happy with my pickup, and to all of the asshole yuppy bastards in my neighbourhood with their fancy Beemers etc. Sod off you twats!
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