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    Posted: 13 Aug 2017 at 3:54am
These Booty Callers crack me up.   Unfortunately the portion of the video I wanted to add isn't on the site .  This is part of it.  The girl appears to be saying how easy it is to meet "real people" (as opposed to what...mannequins ? ) and says "Just SMILE...."   but her way of speaking makes it sounds like "Just SMELL and talk about the things you have in common !"  Here's to a stinko date !   LOL   

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Poetic justice would be going on LavaLife to meet "real people" only to find Potsch-bag on the other end!
 
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Perv-alife is probably more like it.
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

... and says "Just SMILE...."   but her way of speaking makes it sounds like "Just SMELL and talk about the things you have in common !"  Here's to a stinko date !   LOL   
 
That part doesn't seem to be in this version of the commercial.
 
That said, this seems to be about phone-sex.  Now I understand why they call it Lavalife.  There's bound to be an eruption at the end.
 
 
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Thor's on a roll this morning....
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Who do they think is going to PAY extra for this phone chat line when you can just hop on your internet log into a forum and PM people with sexy chat for no extra charge? LOL. This paid phone chat line would have done WELL in 1997,when the internet was still in it's INFANCY for the most part and most people did not have it yet and LANDLINE telephones were a MAJOR source of entertainment(Mostly today only SENIORS still have landline telephones, as the MAJORITY of people have ONLY cellphones) but in 2017 phone chat lines are bound to flounder as MOST people have INTERNET!
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Confused....and how do you feel it has all worked out for YOU, Donathan?
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
That part doesn't seem to be in this version of the commercial.
 

 

I know...I expressed some disappointment above.   My theory is that they took out the "smell" part because it sounded so bad.  Especially if people are lookin' to get lucky.  Tongue  Barry Manilow would never have had a hit with " I Can't Smell Without You".  

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:



That part doesn't seem to be in this version of the commercial.


I know...I expressed some disappointment above.   My theory is that they took out the "smell" part because it sounded so bad.  Especially if people are lookin' to get lucky.  Tongue  Barry Manilow would never have had a hit with "I Can't Smell Without You".


I dunno. With Manilow's big ol' honker, smelling is something he probably has no problems with, alone or with someone!!!



Anyway, I think I found the Lavalife ad you were talking about...



...right around :16 seconds.


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Clap  Yes...but I swear it sounded much more "smelly" a while back !  But you get the idea.  Thanks !  


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Anyone notice all the "Real People" disclaimers that non-Chevy advertisers are using lately?
Even Burger King.
 
This has got to be proof of how ridiculous the Chevy/Potsch series of ads has become.
I kinda hope Chevy doubles-down on their "real people" gimmick.
Each passing day opens them to more and more ridicule!
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Anyone notice all the "Real People" disclaimers that non-Chevy advertisers are using lately?
Even Burger King.

This has got to be proof of how ridiculous the Chevy/Potsch series of ads has become.
I kinda hope Chevy doubles-down on their "real people" gimmick.
Each passing day opens them to more and more ridicule!


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