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You know what is the weirdest thing? Look at Nat Portman and THEN take a gander at BruceCaitlyn...pretty sure THAT is the role model he is molding himself after. Of course, he IS still a dude..just with Foobs(faux man boobs-peenis remains), but the resemblance is mega creepy.
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Wow, that's strange.

They do look very similar.



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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

You know what is the weirdest thing? Look at Nat Portman and THEN take a gander at BruceCaitlyn...pretty sure THAT is the role model he is molding himself after. Of course, he IS still a dude..just with Foobs(faux man boobs-peenis remains), but the resemblance is mega creepy.
 
At least that rules out Madea as an influence...  LOL
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

You know what is the weirdest thing? Look at Nat Portman and THEN take a gander at BruceCaitlyn...pretty sure THAT is the role model he is molding himself after. Of course, he IS still a dude..just with Foobs(faux man boobs-peenis remains), but the resemblance is mega creepy.
No, Caitlyn has had the surgery (this past January) and has a surgically-created vagina thingy.  Now she has to sit going to the bathroom.  Embarrassed

EDITED:  The only things she doesn't have of original female equipment is ovaries, uterus and the rest of the female internal reproductive system, and of course, the female chromosome DNA.  Wink
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This gaptoothed granny hag ex-'model' still has ILLUSIONS of her 70S 'HOTNESS'..honey, you were always a weird aberration and showing yer meema jugs now is hardly a good way to SEEK ATTENTION
Looks like Lauren has lost her marbles!  Going down memory lane about dodging the guys, what was she in her 20s then, or teens?  This ad is freakin' weird.  Shocked
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I love pasta!
 
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now.  Perciatelli's already cooked.  So are my sexual expectations.
 
 
You wouldn't be willing to share your recipe, would you?  Embarrassed
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

You know what is the weirdest thing? Look at Nat Portman and THEN take a gander at BruceCaitlyn...pretty sure THAT is the role model he is molding himself after. Of course, he IS still a dude..just with Foobs(faux man boobs-peenis remains), but the resemblance is mega creepy.
No, Caitlyn has had the surgery (this past January) and has a surgically-created vagina thingy.  Now she has to sit going to the bathroom.  Embarrassed

EDITED:  The only things she doesn't have of original female equipment is ovaries, uterus and the rest of the female internal reproductive system, and of course, the female chromosome DNA.  Wink
 
The Weekly World News left us too soon...  Cry  (Not that they'd let a few little facts get in the way of a good story.  Wink )
 
"Bruce Having His Own Baby!"   Shocked    LOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I love pasta!
 
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now.  Perciatelli's already cooked.  So are my sexual expectations.
 
 
You wouldn't be willing to share your recipe, would you?  Embarrassed
 
Sure.  I make enough for about 2lbs of pasta.  This is the sauce I've been making lately.  It's pretty easy:
 
2 cans crushed tomatoes
1lb ground beef (or ground hot Ital sausage)
Sliced up onion
Sliced red, orange or yellow bell pepper
Garlic or garlic powder
Basil
Dash of anise extract (extract, because seeds aren't potent enough)
 
I cook up some of the onion and pepper with the beef (to add flavor to the sauce), and put some in at the end for crunch. 
 
You may or may not like the anise.  It changes the flavor quite a bit.
 
Simmer for about 2 hours.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I love pasta!
 
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now.  Perciatelli's already cooked.  So are my sexual expectations.
 
 
You wouldn't be willing to share your recipe, would you?  Embarrassed
 
Sure.  I make enough for about 2lbs of pasta.  This is the sauce I've been making lately.  It's pretty easy:
 
2 cans crushed tomatoes
1lb ground beef (or ground hot Ital sausage)
Sliced up onion
Sliced red, orange or yellow bell pepper
Garlic or garlic powder
Basil
Dash of anise extract (extract, because seeds aren't potent enough)
 
I cook up some of the onion and pepper with the beef (to add flavor to the sauce), and put some in at the end for crunch. 
 
You may or may not like the anise.  It changes the flavor quite a bit.
 
Simmer for about 2 hours.
 
 
 
Respectfully....
Try adding some ground pork.  (Pork fat rules, baby!)  Maybe up to 50/50 with the ground beef.
Scratch the garlic powder -- take the time and use ONLY fresh minced garlic!!
Use San Marzano variety tomatoes ONLY.  Canned is fine.
 
I'll have to experiment with the anise.  Definitely sounds interesting?!  Shocked
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Confused....I didn't read everything in the last few posts, but are you folks chatting about Lauren Hutton recipes or her bathroom 'accidents'?
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I'm glad nobody asked "What's the difference?"
I like to think my cooking tastes better than bathroom accidents.
 
Although, there was that one time I forgot to put sugar in the pumpkin pie.   Embarrassed
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Although, there was that one time I forgot to put sugar in the pumpkin pie.   Embarrassed


I bet that caused a "bathroom accident" or two....   



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Blimey! She looks like Denis Leary in drag!Dead.....I never fancied her when she was younger, but now she's a bloody train wreck!
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Blimey! She looks like Denis Leary in drag!Dead.....I never fancier her when she was younger, but now she's a bloody train wreck!
ShockedCryDeadTHAT immediately painted a terrible picture in my head. Dennis Leary or Keith Richards...
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Blimey! She looks like Denis Leary in drag!Dead.....I never fancier her when she was younger, but now she's a bloody train wreck!
ShockedCryDeadTHAT immediately painted a terrible picture in my head. Dennis Leary or Keith Richards...

Leary,yes.....but not Keef. There is only one cadaver like him....and I love him!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Blimey! She looks like Denis Leary in drag!Dead.....I never fancier her when she was younger, but now she's a bloody train wreck!
ShockedCryDeadTHAT immediately painted a terrible picture in my head. Dennis Leary or Keith Richards...

Leary,yes.....but not Keef. There is only one cadaver like him....and I love him!
WinkI'm a 'Keef fan' also. I didn't mean to insult him or get in the way of your love. Please forgive me.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Blimey! She looks like Denis Leary in drag!Dead.....I never fancier her when she was younger, but now she's a bloody train wreck!
ShockedCryDeadTHAT immediately painted a terrible picture in my head. Dennis Leary or Keith Richards...

Leary,yes.....but not Keef. There is only one cadaver like him....and I love him!
WinkI'm a 'Keef fan' also. I didn't mean to insult him or get in the way of your love. Please forgive me.

No problem Pa! You always crack me up!!Thumbs Up
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i wonder if Lauren ever tried to 'bang' any of the glimmer twins in her [ahem] HOT days...which she seems to believe are STILL HERE. Shes an unsavory wench of little value.
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