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    Posted: 05 May 2017 at 4:00pm
This gaptoothed granny hag ex-'model' still has ILLUSIONS of her 70S 'HOTNESS'..honey, you were always a weird aberration and showing yer meema jugs now is hardly a good way to SEEK ATTENTION
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Yeah, some people don't seem to know when to fold up the tent and go home.

But I guess they paid her pretty well for that, so it's hard to blame her.

If someone else offered my flabby old ass the kind of money she made for that one minute of her life, I'd snap it up so fast it would make your head spin.
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Yikes, time has not been kind to her.
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..which as usual leads to the logical question..why ? Yeah, i know the media is mean to old ladies but seeing their fun bags is hardly the answer
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Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".
 
LOL
 
She still has that gap, but for some reason, not in the screen capture above.
 
I don't think she looks bad.  Better than most women in their mid-70s.  Hell, better than most women in their mid-60s.  Hell, better than most Walmart shoppers in their mid-30s!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".
 
LOL
 
She still has that gap, but for some reason, not in the screen capture above.
 
I don't think she looks bad.  Better than most women in their mid-70s.  Hell, better than most women in their mid-60s.  Hell, better than most Walmart shoppers in their mid-30s!
 
 
 
 
 
 
LOLLOL
She would look good on you, Thor. Some single dose Viagra, some K-Y Intense for the well known lack of moisture with senior women. Throw some pasta and sauce in there and you have an evening I would envy. Tongue
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I love pasta!
 
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now.  Perciatelli's already cooked.  So are my sexual expectations.
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".


LOL

She still has that gap, but for some reason, not in the screen capture above.

I don't think she looks bad.  Better than most women in their mid-70s.  Hell, better than most women in their mid-60s.  Hell, better than most Walmart shoppers in their mid-30s!


LOLLOL

She would look good on you, Thor. Some single dose Viagra, some K-Y Intense for the well known lack of moisture with senior women. Throw some pasta and sauce in there and you have an evening I would envy. Tongue


The pasta sauce is what gets him turned on.

Viagra not even needed.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I love pasta!
 
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now.  Perciatelli's already cooked.  So are my sexual expectations.
 
 


Fück the pasta.

No, seriously.

Fück the pasta.

Hard and fast.

Then call it an Über.
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Not gettin' the "uber" thing.  But, well, it is perciatelli.  There is a hole down the middle.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Not gettin' the "uber" thing.  But, well, it is perciatelli.  There is a hole down the middle.


Über is the new taxi cab.

In the old days it would've been "Fück the pasta then call it a cab".

Like leaving cab fare on the night stand when you get up and leave.

"See ya later honey. Don't call me, I'll call you."

IOW, the modern day way of saying "Treat that pasta like the whore it is".


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Okay, I get it now.
 
But I love my pasta.  It is not my whore.  Pasta and I are soul mates.  We don't even "f*ck", as you so crudely put it.  We make love.  Sweet, tender love.  In fact, sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.  And I have to close my eyes and cry.
 
 
 
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Close your eyes and belch is probably more like it...
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Quote This gaptoothed granny hag ex-'model' still has ILLUSIONS of her 70S 'HOTNESS'..honey, you were always a weird aberration and showing yer meema jugs now is hardly a good way to SEEK ATTENTION
 
Hey, the way things are going, she just may be the next KFC Colonel... 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".
Probably dentures Sarge...as some age, their teeth fall out for one reason or another and they end up getting a 'plaque rack' or two. Those dentures can change the way a person appears - believe me. Happened to the Missus and I sort of missed that cute gap she had between her two top front teeth all her life...but she was happy as could be when she lost the gap.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Probably dentures Sarge...as some age, their teeth fall out for one reason or another and they end up getting a 'plaque rack' or two. Those dentures can change the way a person appears - believe me. Happened to the Missus and I sort of missed that cute gap she had between her two top front teeth all her life...but she was happy as could be when she lost the gap.


That's one of the things I dislike about the idea of getting dentures...



....the unnaturally perfect "piano keys" look.


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I've never heard it called that, but you've provided the perfect name & description.

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Just looked at the video again...Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Caitlin Jenner?ShockedShocked
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Just looked at the video again...Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Caitlin Jenner?ShockedShocked


I see it too, but only in that they're both masculine looking and kinda ugly.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Just looked at the video again...Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Caitlin Jenner?ShockedShocked


I see it too, but only in that they're both masculine looking and kinda ugly.

DeadThe two of you are simply lovely and bring SO much joy and inspiration to the breakfast table! So much for the spinach & feta (which NOW reminds me of the body powder 'cheese' that forms between your inner thighs during a good work-out) salad...
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^^^LOLLOL  I'm sorry PaW!!  

But thinking about it...has anyone seen Caitlin and Lauren together in the same place?  Could it be...?Confused
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CrySounds like the plot line from the novel, "The Date That Went Horribly Wrong", by Seymour Peenus, eh?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I've never heard it called that, but you've provided the perfect name & description.



Perfectly straight teeth, whether natural or dentures, have been compared to piano keys for some time, now.

And, it seems I'm not the only one who doesn't much care for the fake look either.

Piano-key, Hollywood teeth are out: the 'quirky’ smile is back



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