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    Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 3:19am
SMH! Also saw another new one from these morons tonight.

"Blue Light Special," apparently the blue light is back - but "for members only." Some old guy dancing in the store with spinning blue lights and hip hop music.


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They keep bouncin around like that and (santa) baby will most certainly come down their chimneys.
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More welfare babies.
I wonder what strip joints they went to to find 5 hot looking preggo women, maybe they parked outside of lamaze classes.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 9:48pm
Some people might call me classist for saying this, but I honestly think any woman entering motherhood should have mentally evolved past hip-hop. Yeah i know intelligence and maturity don't always go along with parenthood, but I really wish it did for more people
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

They keep bouncin around like that and (santa) baby will most certainly come down their chimneys.

And they would be slipping and falling on the "broken" water. I might pay to see that. I will never pay for anything at K-Mart.
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Personally I want the male models jingling their bits back. It's better than the beer belly/preggo group. Blech!
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Maybe the song is really Santa's Babies 'cuz that's who the women are pregnant with.  Maybe they themselves were the treats they left for when Santa visited.  Most people leave out cookies, but times have changed, and Santa now needs pie.




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Always proofread your memos, it was supposed to read "Ladies, don't forget to leave out cookies for Santa". The one these girls got said "Ladies, don't forget to leave out your nookies for Santa".
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I just saw it once...and that was more than enough!
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Originally posted by MrCleveland MrCleveland wrote:

I just saw it once...and that was more than enough!

So far I have been fortunate and not seen this on TV. Maybe Kmart decided it was not worth advertising the last barely surviving store in my area.
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The only K-Mart within 30 miles of my town is dilapidated as all hell. Half of the lights don't work, ceiling tiles rotted and falling out, hardly any stock. So I fail to see the point in advertising it here.

I'm really quite tired of seeing pregnant women rub their stomachs.

And every time I see this stupid commercial, I can't help but think, five more additions to the iPhone generation. I'm caught between feeling sorry for modern kids, and despising them for what they've done to every good thing ever. Have you heard music lately? It's abysmal.

Even if I were inclined to be wrist-deep in sh*t every day for two years, then inclined to listen to crying, whining and complaining for 20 years, I'd seriously question the idea of bringing children into this world.
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Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

The only K-Mart within 30 miles of my town is dilapidated as all hell. Half of the lights don't work, ceiling tiles rotted and falling out, hardly any stock. So I fail to see the point in advertising it here.

I'm really quite tired of seeing pregnant women rub their stomachs.

And every time I see this stupid commercial, I can't help but think, five more additions to the iPhone generation. I'm caught between feeling sorry for modern kids, and despising them for what they've done to every good thing ever. Have you heard music lately? It's abysmal.

Even if I were inclined to be wrist-deep in sh*t every day for two years, then inclined to listen to crying, whining and complaining for 20 years, I'd seriously question the idea of bringing children into this world.
I'm a woman and I totally agree with you.  I'm much older than you and am impressed with your wisdom at such an early age.  Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 8:17pm
Our Kmart is closed! Now its a signless empty shell of a building! Sad. No ones sure if this is the landlords decision or something from Sears management. Whoopee another empty building in Torrington I hope you're happy with what you did idiot who decided this!
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I think I would rather see the Jingle Balls commercial than this, dem young wimmins should not be bouncing around like that, ya think they are still having sex?   No!!
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I'll say this... This commercial will serve as a good reminder to always carry a condom!
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think about sex!!
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I am glad to see how many people have the same opinion of this commercial as I do. It's honestly disgusting. I think what gets to me, is the fact that these are married/taken (we would hope) women who are advertising their bodies in a sexualized manner. What ever happened to fidelity? If they are single, that just makes all of this even more disgusting.
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Damn.  That's just terrible.  I haven't seen that one on TV yet.  I'm not sure how much of a presence Kmart has where I live.

I can't believe that they put this crap on TV, and assume that anyone's going to by anything from them as a result.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Dec 2014 at 2:21pm
VH1 is playing a show called  The Women of SNL, I couldn't help but think of this thread when I saw this...
 
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^^ That's super funny!
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