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    Posted: 28 Nov 2019 at 4:02am
Why in the name of God did somebody give this hack a talk show? She a big fat schmoo who thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Personally, I don't think she sings all that well. She couldn't be more fake when she laughs at her guests' jokes... and why does she HAVE to sing on every show? It's supposed to be a talk show not a variety show.
There's a lot more but I feel myself getting too worked up.
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Why in the name of God did somebody give this hack a talk show? She a big fat schmoo who thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Personally, I don't think she sings all that well. She couldn't be more fake when she laughs at her guests' jokes... and why does she HAVE to sing on every show? It's supposed to be a talk show not a variety show.
There's a lot more but I feel myself getting too worked up.
 
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Originally posted by True Lies True Lies wrote:

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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Why in the name of God did somebody give this hack a talk show? She a big fat schmoo who thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Personally, I don't think she sings all that well. She couldn't be more fake when she laughs at her guests' jokes... and why does she HAVE to sing on every show? It's supposed to be a talk show not a variety show.
There's a lot more but I feel myself getting too worked up.

 
LOLOLOL   Easy there................ Calm Down, Take a pill, and go ride a (singing) chicken...



No, Captain Ernie is completely right. I was shocked at how obnoxious Kelly Clarkson comes across in her talk show and in some awards show Teaser she was hosting . Kelly SCREAMS at her guests and the audience frequently. And her constant obnoxious laughter is annoying too. She wasn't obnoxious like this in her American Idol heyday...
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When she was on AI, she was still a "nobody", so of course, she still had a little humility. Now that she's become rich and famous thanks to the rest of the dumb cows and mindless sheep who made her that way with their abominable taste in entertainment, she's apparently bought into her own hype.

I hope she blows up like such a balloon, you could fit Oprah and Kirstie Alley together inside of one of her dresses.

Of course, in today's world, that would just make her more sympathetic and beloved by the idiot masses.

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Her name came up in another (bovine) thread.


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i find her fat cleavage a bit ..intriguing BUT
i don't get her current ascendance and need to appear EVERYWHERE too thrilling
she is a decent singer for an Idol-not a high bar
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

i find her fat cleavage a bit ..intriguing BUT
i don't get her current ascendance and need to appear EVERYWHERE too thrilling
she is a decent singer for an Idol-not a high bar
 You don't find ALL CLEAVAGE that way ?????????????
 
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What is it about singers getting talk shows?  Harry Connick, Jr........failed.  Kellie Pickler.....failed.  From what I saw of Clarkson, also looks stupid.
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Originally posted by True Lies True Lies wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

i find her fat cleavage a bit ..intriguing BUT
i don't get her current ascendance and need to appear EVERYWHERE too thrilling
she is a decent singer for an Idol-not a high bar
 You don't find ALL CLEAVAGE that way ?????????????
 
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well that IS a point..i don't find the Blimp from This Is Us intriguing AT ALL
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That's supposed to make me want to watch this? Make me want to grab a book and turn the tv off forever.
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