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    Posted: 28 May 2013 at 2:44am
Shocked...wait a minute, ya young bunch o'pansies! See a gray hair and all you scraggly lil'gurlz all ready to head to the 'Boys' Beauty Parlour'
Don't forget to invest in lipstick and K-Y...
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Doesn't matter if it's thin and curvy, or big, muscle and covered in hair.

A phag is a phag.

And I'll bet every one of these ego-driven douchebags have used their "manly" facial hair as cum baskets more often than as soup strainers...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 May 2013 at 5:42am
I could've gone my entire life without hearing or reading the phrase "facial hair as cum baskets".

Or even just "cum baskets".

The very idea of which nauseates me.

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my work here is done.

I shall transcend to the next dimension on the power of your trauma.
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What do I get in the way of a thank you gift?

On second thought, don't tell me.

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An Éclair.
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There's really nothing---cleanshaven, moustache, beard, goatee, sideburns---that you can do these days without it being turned into a fashion statement and an opportunity for someone to sell "men's beauty products".
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

An Éclair.


Should I look for it in the trash can?



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These guys look weird, maybe if they LET it grey it would look more natural.
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They should've shown Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro and Charles Manson.  They were all champions of facial hair.  They certainly all "kept life interesting" in their day.
 
 
 
 
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Hitler didn't have a beard.

Unless you count Eva Braun.

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He had facial hair, though.  In fact, coincidentally, he had a Hitler moustache.
 
Eva kept herself smooth.  I saw it in a porn flick.  I think it was called "Hairless Honeys of the Holocaust".
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 May 2013 at 6:08pm
Ugh this commercial makes me want to go on a shaving rampage on these morons!
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I've sported a goatee for many, many years. When I first grew it, a good portion of it was red ( to match the auburn in my own hair). Over the years that red has turned pure white, do I want to cover the whitening of my beard hair? He'll no! I'm proud of my age and my maturity.
Whenever I see older men who colour their hair I think it makes them look even older!
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^ Same here. My chin has been all white for years, The stache is a mix. Only a little grey starting on top, Where there is still hair,  that is.
I have always hated these ads. "I ams what I ams"
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Hitler didn't have a beard.

Unless you count Eva Braun.



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Thnx!!!

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Ugh, am I the only one who finds facial hair to be gross? Especially those overgrown, Amish man beards that men seem to be growing lately. Those curly mustaches don't do a thing for me. Shave that sh*t off before you even think about talking to Mooch. 
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LOL Mooch...my 22 year old nephew has chosen to grow out his beard..I have taken to calling him Grizzly Adams or Duck Dynasty. I personally don't care for that much facial hair on a guy, but if his girlfriend doesn't mind, then I guess that's all that matters.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Ugh, am I the only one who finds facial hair to be gross? Especially those overgrown, Amish man beards that men seem to be growing lately. Those curly mustaches don't do a thing for me. Shave that sh*t off before you even think about talking to Mooch. 

I've often found that the ONLY men who look good with facial hair tend to be ones who have something wrong with their face.

A good example is Rowen Atkinson. Shaved clean, he's that rather odd-looking oaf, Mr. Bean.

Give him a goatee and he's sex-in-a-codpiece Blackadder (Series 2, please).

Same with Johnny Depp too, not that he's ugly clean-shaven, but his chin and upper lip region are rather odd-looking at times, as if they don't match the rest of his bone structure.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Same with Johnny Depp too, not that he's ugly clean-shaven, but his chin and upper lip region are rather odd-looking at times, as if they don't match the rest of his bone structure.


Johnny Depp aka one of the luckiest sum-beaches around.

Went to Hollywood to become a rock star, fell backasswards into becoming a movie star instead.

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Then he got adopted by Tim Burton.
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Sean Connery looks good with facial hair.
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Ugly dudes look better with facial hair.

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