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    Posted: 11 Nov 2017 at 1:17pm
I saw a joke that made me laugh ONCE and then never again.

"Michael Jackson. Only in America can someone be born a poor Black boy and grow up to be a rich White Woman."

It's truly a joke that's only funny the first time and then really not funny after that.

So any jokes that only made you laugh ONCE?
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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It only hurts when I laugh.
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I'm not Calvin! Really!
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I'm not Calvin! Really!


Yeah, the Calvin character. Not one of my better ideas. Let's just say, Calvin is an embarrassing stain and ironically I started him off as normal and then went off the deep end.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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I'm not anyone else on this board, really.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I'm not anyone else on this board, really.



I don't act like that anymore!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
 
A: Because 7 8 9.

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What's the hardest part about eating vegetables ?




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Originally posted by Lowellchris Lowellchris wrote:

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables ?




Finishing the wheelchair .......
As long as we're going there, what the hey. Anyone remember the "No arms/No legs jokes? There were more but I only remember 3. In the pool? Bob. In a hole? Phil. On the porch? Matt. Kids could be so callous.
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WARNING!!! GAY / AIDS JOKES!!!






























Q: What do you call a faggot in a wheelchair?
A: Roll-AIDS

Q: What did they call the gay rock group?
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