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    Posted: 29 Oct 2020 at 1:09pm
Or you can get one of those Amazon Echo things, Alexa can spew some positive quotes to you.
You can even have Samuel L Jackson to insult you as well.






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As if that guy isn't rich enough as it is.
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this looks like it could be an SNL skit--YET its just another 'opportunity' for this snake oily bastard to pocket some COVID $$$--as with Tee Rump, can't even semi-intelligent 'followers' see what a cynical, evil MOVE this is? Man the faithful are rich & DUMB
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If it was 2 for 1, I'd consider getting a few as Christmas gifts for my Satan-worshipping friends.

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

this looks like it could be an SNL skit--YET its just another 'opportunity' for this snake oily bastard to pocket some COVID $$$--as with Tee Rump, can't even semi-intelligent 'followers' see what a cynical, evil MOVE this is? Man the faithful are rich & DUMB


There was absolutely NO need to make this political...but you HAD to go there, didn't you? And calling him Tee Rump is very childish indeed. Something playground kids would do. But then alot of liberals act very childish. You should be ashamed.

FYI, I am not a Trump supporter, I usually vote independent, but the lack of morality and the amount of hate coming from the left these days makes me absolutely sick!!!!! Regardless of which side of the political fence a person is on, it so SOOOO obvious these days who the more "tolerant" ones are, and who the "intolerant" ones are.

A perfect example of this is how our resident conservative Thor acts compared to Jimbo and a few others liberal leaning posters. Thor is almost always polite and very rarely name calls. Jimbo, however....well, you can see for yourself if you read his posts.

Don't get me wrong, I think Jimbo is highly intelligent and I actually agree with him some of the time and I do enjoy reading his posts, but it is so obvious who is more "tolerant" (and it ain't Jimbo).
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One side riots and burns stores down,
and the other cleans up after themselves at tea party events.


Now, which is which? Hmmmm...
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wow that was some interesting LASHING out--i actually don't want EITHER one of these miscreants as prez but, a choice is a choice--if we do Biden, i predict we will get Prez Harris as he seems pretty likely to expire in office
Also as a near 60 year old i am supporting the party that will continue to fund S Security and that is ALWAYS the Dems--they luv a good govt. support fund more than anyone

now..the ad maybe? J Osteen needs more $$ like a fish needs a bike
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One side riots and burns stores down,
and the other cleans up after themselves at tea party events.


Now, which is which? Hmmmm...


According to Federal law enforcement agencies like the FBI, much of that rioting and looting is being fomented by right-wing sponsored agitators to make the left look bad.

Because they know most of the people on the right will fall for it.

Oldest trick in the book.
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What a money grubbing Jesus freak!

I think I will connect this thing to my Wonder Bible. I can be saved seven ways to Sunday.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:



One side riots and burns stores down,
and the other cleans up after themselves at tea party events.


Now, which is which? Hmmmm...


According to Federal law enforcement agencies like the FBI, much of that rioting and looting is being fomented by right-wing sponsored agitators to make the left look bad.

Because they know most of the people on the right will fall for it.

Oldest trick in the book.


Nonsense. Total nonsense. If there was any evidence of that, CNN and the NY Times would be howling at the moon, and pushing it relentlessly.

But it doesn't even have the ring of truth, like all those race hoaxes, Jussie Smollet style.

And whatever happened to poor Althea Bernstein?

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:



Nonsense. Total nonsense. If there was any evidence of that, CNN and the NY Times would be howling at the moon, and pushing it relentlessly.

But it doesn't even have the ring of truth, like all those race hoaxes, Jussie Smollet style.

And whatever happened to poor Althea Bernstein?


You being a conservative and a Trump loyalist, I seriously doubt your ears even recognize the ring of truth when you hear it.

Trump is the biggest VERIFIED liar in the history of American politics, yet your side continues to gobble up his vomit like oatmeal with cinnamon and honey on it.

Read this if you're really looking for the ring of truth....



I'm just wondering what kind of propaganda you'll make up for why the reports can't be believed.


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I was expecting articles proving that it was largely right-wingers rioting and looting all over the country these past few months, but all I got were a coupla articles speculating that groups like the Boogaloo Boys might be encouraging the black and leftist rioters.

OK. I lied. I wasn't expecting any such proof at all. I read exactly what I expected I'd read.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I was expecting articles proving that it was largely right-wingers rioting and looting all over the country these past few months, but all I got were a coupla articles speculating that groups like the Boogaloo Boys might be encouraging the black and leftist rioters.

OK. I lied. I wasn't expecting any such proof at all. I read exactly what I expected I'd read.

And I got exactly the kind of bullsh*t excuse and denial that I expected to get.

Here's another piece from a reputable source that you can conveniently wave off as not being credible when in fact, you know good and well that it is....


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I see a lotta words like planning, training, suggesting. And then someone talking about rightwingers travelling to the riot locations to fight the protestors (which is actually commendable). But still, no evidence that right-wingers are doing any portion of the looting and burning.

Besides, I heard that members of Antifa are posing as white supremacists and...
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I'm a Christian and Osteen is one of those motivational speakers who uses Christian-ese and tries to pass himself as a "pastor".

And that cube is nothing more than a magic 8-ball in Christian veneer.

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Pass himself OFF, that is.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I see a lotta words like planning, training, suggesting. And then someone talking about rightwingers travelling to the riot locations to fight the protestors (which is actually commendable). But still, no evidence that right-wingers are doing any portion of the looting and burning.

Besides, I heard that members of Antifa are posing as white supremacists and... 

Well then, you didn't read the artcle from The Guardian very closely.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have missed this.....

Quote Another prolific poster is Mark Melchi, a 41-year-old Dallas, Oregon-based car restorer who claims to have served as a captain in the US army.

Melchi has been recorded leading an armed pro-Trump militia, “1776 2.0” into downtown confrontations in Portland, including on 22 August. At several points in the chat he proposes violence in advance of those confrontations, and appears to confess to prior acts committed in the company of his paramilitary group.

In advance of the 22 August protest, Melchi wrote: “It’s going to be bloody and most likely shooting, they’re definitely armed… so let’s make sure we have an organized direction of movement and direction of clearing or other Patriots will be caught in the possible cross fire. When sh*t hits the fan.”

He advised other members to ignore weapons statutes, writing, “I saw someone say bats, mace, and stun guns are illegal downtown. If you’re going to play by the books tomorrow night, we already lost. We are here to make a change, laws will be broken, people will get hurt… It’s lawlessness downtown, and people need to be prepared for bad things.”

Following these comments, several rightwing demonstrators were recorded using gas and bats on 22 August, where Melchi and his militia were also present.

In other remarks ahead of the day, Melchi draws on what he claims is his group’s history of traveling to multiple states to engage in violence at protests.

“My Group 1776 2.0. Has been fighting Antifa in Seattle, Portland, for months”, Melchi writes, adding “this won’t be a simple fist fight. People will get shot, stabbed and beat.”

Such nice, peaceful, law-abiding right-wingers.

All they do is help clean up after the violent feftists, etc, etc, blah-blah-blah. Ermm


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Well, you didn't read what I wrote. I said that right-wing acts of violence against Antifa and BLM are actually commendable. The violence perp'd by those two groups needed to be addressed. And if the police are rendered impotent by Dem/lib mayors and governors...well, someone has to do something.

All totally predictable.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Well, you didn't read what I wrote. I said that right-wing acts of violence against Antifa and BLM are actually commendable. The violence perp'd by those two groups needed to be addressed. And if the police are rendered impotent by Dem/lib mayors and governors...well, someone has to do something.

All totally predictable.

First of all, your original claim was that all the right did was go in and clean up the debris caused by the violent protesters.

Now you're admitting that they did in fact, go there and engage in violence themselves.

So thanks for admitting you weren't being honest to begin with.

Second of all, you're moving the goal posts. The evidence law enforcement has points to the right-wing groups actually instigating SOME of the violence to begin with. 

Of course, you're going to believe anything and everything these extremist scumbags say because it fits your narrative.

Also, you are making a giant leap in assuming the thugs who smash store windows and burn and loot are there in sympathy with the protesters, when in fact there is ample evidence to suggest those people are just opportunists, many from out of the area, who travel there just to get in on the free stuff.

Every criticism your side makes of the left (and I am not in sympathy with the protesters btw) is based on assumptions made without any facts whatsoever.

Just another hallmark of the right and totally predictable.



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1. I did not say that rightwingers go and clean up after the leftwing riots. I said they clean up after the tea party events. I was comparing what happens when leftists protests to what happens when righties protest.

2. And no, I don't necessarily think that the rioters are in sympathy with the protestors. I think the protestors are in sympathy with the rioters. 'Cuz if they were really against the rioting and looting and arson, they'd distance themselves from all that. It's like the wedding and the reception. They go together. One's sober and one isn't...but they still go together and they're still there for the same reason!!

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

1. I did not say that rightwingers go and clean up after the leftwing riots. I said they clean up after the tea party events. I was comparing what happens when leftists protests to what happens when righties protest.

The upshot or implication of what you said can easily be summed up as:

The Right = Good law abiding people who act peacefully and respect others.

The Left = Lawless violent thugs who destroy property. 

IOW -  the same kind of overly simplistic generalizations you and your fellow right-wing, Church of Trump-worshippers have always engaged in, for one lame attempt after another after another, to create a false, bullsh*t narrative.

But everyone knows that elements of the political right are fomenting and actively engaging in vioence for partisan political purposes.

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

2. And no, I don't necessarily think that the rioters are in sympathy with the protestors. I think the protestors are in sympathy with the rioters. 'Cuz if they were really against the rioting and looting and arson, they'd distance themselves from all that. It's like the wedding and the reception. They go together. One's sober and one isn't...but they still go together!! 

They have.

Quote Protesters in Minneapolis have condemned as “opportunistic” looting and violence taking place in cities across the US, saying it is not being done in the name of George Floyd, the 46-year-old African American man who was killed during an arrest this week.

In one interview, a man who did not give his name addressed looters directly, saying: “Something is wrong with you.”

He said: “This is what I’ve got to say to the people who are destroying things. If you really feel like you have to take an opportunity, like if you’re going to be opportunistic, something is wrong with you.

“If you cannot stand up and fight the good fight and you want to be a cheater and go ahead and take what we’re trying to do, something is wrong with you. Because what we’re trying to do is stand up for the basic right of humanity. And that’s what we’re trying to do and we’re trying to do in a peaceful way.”



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1. You're kidding, right?

2. The protestors didn't change their MO in response to the rioters, so their words were just lip service.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

1. You're kidding, right?

YOU'RE kidding, right?

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

2. The protestors didn't change their MO in response to the rioters, so their words were just lip service.

"Change their MO" how.... shut up and go away? 

Stop saying things you disagree with just to make you and the Trumptardians happy?

Why should they do that?

In this country you have the right to speak your mind, popular opinion or not.

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I dunno. Tea partiers managed to have their protests without anyone burning down Rite-Aids. So, apparently, it's possible.

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I dunno. Tea partiers managed to have their protests without anyone burning down Rite-Aids. So, apparently, it's possible.

So you're still conflating the protesters with the trouble makers in order to create a false narrative, eh?

YOU should change YOUR MO.

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