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    Posted: 17 Mar 2014 at 2:38am
Why is this self-adoring no-talent still around?

Does anybody really give a rat's ass about her or her "amazing little human beings"???

I guess we're supposed to believe that because they're just more examples of spoiled rotten 
celebrity progeny, they're somehow more "amazing" than other people's spermistakes...


I can't wait until she balloons up again.




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She finally found her talent... making babies!
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Yeah, perfect for her because it's something she doesn't have to "use her head" for. Wink



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Jessica Simpson, the only woman in the world who can conceive a child through oral sex.
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Simpson's one of those former celebs who you're familiar with, but you never really know what they did.  Music?  Movies?  TV?  Homemade sex videos?  Couldn't tell ya.

I guess this commercial is supposed to appeal to young mothers wanting to get back to their pre-pregnancy weight.  All such mothers think their kids are "amazing" when, in fact, they'd only be amazing if they'd come out of the womb walking and talking and solving math problems.



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Apparently she has a double platinum album. I've never heard anything from it. She was in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I've never seen it. I netflixed a movie Employee of the Month recommended by a friend. I endured about 15 minutes. Normally making fun of mentally challenged individuals is considered poor taste but she is such an easy target.
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She was paid a million to put on a ton of weight and lose it for Weight Watchers. There was a huge ordeal because from what they could tell she wasn't losing it.

I guess this is Weight Watchers "We'll take what we can get" Commercial.
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I'm stunned that she's able to tie her own shoes (if she in fact can)
How can ANYbody see any credibility in anything this airhead has to say?
I'll bet there's a talent scout at Weight Watchers' agency on the unemployment line by now (or certainly should be)
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I guess her weight loss is as close to a "meltdown" as she's going to get.  She really should've considered doing a Britney Spears or a Miley Cyrus or a Lindsay Lohan or a Justin Bieber if she wanted to remain relevant.  Hell, I don't think we've ever even seen a tit.  As it is, all we get are Weight Watchers commercials.  Where were her managers??!!  Angry




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If she was as proud of that body as she claims to be, she'd do a porno flick.

Or at least a Playboy spread.

Penthouse, maybe.

I think Playboy is a bit out of her league.

If she doesn't hurry up, her only option is going to be Hustler.


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Or maybe Lollipops or Juggs.  Or worst---Gallery's Girl Next Door.




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She also had a reality show for awhile on MTV. She doesn't know what tuna fish is....
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LOL
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Ah, well, I think she's hot.  But since I'm old enough to be her father....

Despite all of your spite, she's done ok for herself without all of the drama of Spears, Lohan, Cyrus, etc. 

Estimates of her net worth are $150,000,000.00.

Whatever happened to hating commercials, not the people?


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Of course a level minded person would come in to spoil our fun.
 
I have an investment opportunity for her.
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Marie Osmond is still doing these kind of commercials. When was the last time she did anything?
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Ah, well, I think she's hot.  But since I'm old enough to be her father....

Despite all of your spite, she's done ok for herself without all of the drama of Spears, Lohan, Cyrus, etc. 

Estimates of her net worth are $150,000,000.00.

Whatever happened to hating commercials, not the people?


Whatever happened to hating annoying assholes in commercials for being annoying assholes in commercials?



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Fine by me, but I do not find her annoying.



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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Marie Osmond is still doing these kind of commercials. When was the last time she did anything?

I was going to start another thread on her latest series of ads where she's all dressed in black & acting all serious about herself & her weight, but I can't find them anywhere.

And to add to the nausea level, at the end of the ad, she appears to be being fussed over by "her people", putting something on her like a Countess who has to have her servants dress her or something.

Truly nauseating.





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I detest this lady! I never fancied her looks, ( I always found her "beauty" to be fake, I.e. Peroxide blonde, enhanced boobs, bleached huge teeth etc.).
She has absolutely no talent whatsoever. She is the Kardashian from the 90's!
She just needs to go away!
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

(I always found her "beauty" to be fake, I.e. Peroxide blonde, enhanced boobs, bleached huge teeth etc.).
 

I can't stand her either. But I am 99% sure her boobs are 100% real.
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She seems like a decent person, and I'm pretty sure a good portion of her stupidity is a put on for the media. I don't see any reason to be this hateful about her, or this commercial, really. Save your ire for stuff that's really worth it. Like Maxwell the pig. Or Uter the Toaster Streudel kid!
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Fine by me, but I do not find her annoying.




Fine by me.

I do.



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Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

She seems like a decent person, and I'm pretty sure a good portion of her stupidity is a put on for the media. I don't see any reason to be this hateful about her, or this commercial, really. Save your ire for stuff that's really worth it. Like Maxwell the pig. Or Uter the Toaster Streudel kid!

I hold Maxwell the pig in higher regard than her.



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Marie Osmond is still doing these kind of commercials. When was the last time she did anything?

I was going to start another thread on her latest series of ads where she's all dressed in black & acting all serious about herself & her weight, but I can't find them anywhere.

And to add to the nausea level, at the end of the ad, she appears to be being fussed over by "her people", putting something on her like a Countess who has to have her servants dress her or something.

Truly nauseating.



Seems she performs in Broadway plays.  Those actors have "dressers"---people hired to help change their costumes.  The ex-wife of a good friend used to be one of those people.


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