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    Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 5:00pm
Two things:
That 'I'm so hot & FAMOUS' Hair Flip in the first 10 seconds of this and

"You're The SCIENTIST"- ya know Jen? Thank God SOMEONE is in this ad!
It sure ain't u and the one character u have ever played in yr 'career'

about 30 versions of SNOOTY GIRL

also if shes not on camera(i am sure her FAVE) shes voiceover-ing this garbage
...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
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I'd hit it!
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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Yeah, I like Jennifer Aniston.

For her age, she's hot.

Hotter than many girls half her age.

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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I like her, too. And she doesn't seem like a bitch or anything. I've never heard that about her, either. That always helps.

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But I am reminded of something some photographer did years ago. Something like "Celebs as ugly, normal people."

This would be her:



(I still wouldn't call her ugly.)

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If you've got a spare 15 minutes to kill, watch this interview with her on Letterman from a few years ago.

It's a good example of why I like both of them, but especially why I was always such a huge fan of Dave...


Nobody interviews a guest like him and late night TV has sucked since he retired.

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Quite lovely.

I just know zippyjet's gonna see this and get hot and bothered by the sight of those lean, firm, gymnast legs and those petite, smelly, ballerina feet.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, I like Jennifer Aniston.

For her age, she's hot.

Hotter than many girls half her age.


Her and Jennifer Lopez are both probably some of the best-looking 50+women out there. They've aged very well!
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wow i guess i am the only one who finds her vapid and overrated
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

wow i guess i am the only one who finds her vapid and overrated

The only one here so far, anyway.....

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Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, I like Jennifer Aniston.

For her age, she's hot.

Hotter than many girls half her age.


Her and Jennifer Lopez are both probably some of the best-looking 50+women out there. They've aged very well!

wait Jail Hoe? of the 'i rerecord the same damn song' over & over again fame?
Of the 'i need to be showing my BUTT for no apparent reason' fame?
Of the needlessly famous -[uh] FAME?
admittedly she seems to take orders from her personal trainer well
becuz she needs whatever latest victim [urh]MAN in her life to sctupp her for a
temporary period but don't tell me she DESERVES this Kardashian-style fame

definitely not for being GOOD
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NEWSFLASH of no real importance!

The 'creatives' edited out the initial Jen 'hair flip' from this ad--now she flutters her
hands in a slightly less self involved way--i still get the feeling Sabrina in real life
would NEVER get this 'call' from this micro talented millionairess
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She's a babe, but her movies are stupid, and her TV shows are stupid, and yes, she DOES seem to play the same character in all of them. LOL ... But she is hot. Embarrassed
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

Her and Jennifer Lopez are both probably some of the best-looking 50+women out there. They've aged very well!

wait Jail Hoe? of the 'i rerecord the same damn song' over & over again fame?
Of the 'i need to be showing my BUTT for no apparent reason' fame?
Of the needlessly famous -[uh] FAME?
admittedly she seems to take orders from her personal trainer well
becuz she needs whatever latest victim [urh]MAN in her life to sctupp her for a
temporary period but don't tell me she DESERVES this Kardashian-style fame

definitely not for being GOOD

I'm definitely NOT a J-Lo fan, either. But I've always loved THIS:
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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well YEAH taco flavored kisses is HILARIOUS

it is the essence of JAIL HO
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

wow i guess i am the only one who finds her vapid and overrated
No you are not. She does nothing for me.
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all the 'friends' could disappear & it'd have no impact on me--shes really the ONE
doing the heavy endorsements $$$ schtick with average skin goop AveeNO
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

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all the 'friends' could disappear & it'd have no impact on me--shes really the ONE
doing the heavy endorsements $$$ schtick with average skin goop AveeNO

Oh geez... don't even get me started about those 3 assclowns on the show. Pencil-neck whiny Ross, Dork-face douche Chandler, Doofus Buttmuncher Joey... they all need to die. LOL
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

[QUOTE=tikibagger]
Clap
all the 'friends' could disappear & it'd have no impact on me--shes really the ONE
doing the heavy endorsements $$$ schtick with average skin goop AveeNO


Oh geez... don't even get me started about those 3 assclowns on the show. Pencil-neck whiny Ross, Dork-face douche Chandler, Doofus Buttmuncher Joey... they all need to die. LOL
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E] I never saw more that 45 seconds of that show. I couldn't stand one person on it.
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Is it just me, or does it look like she's about to start weeping in this commercial?
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Originally posted by Dr. John Dorian Dr. John Dorian wrote:

Is it just me, or does it look like she's about to start weeping in this commercial?


Maybe she's still thinking about Brad Pitt.

Actually, I noticed some signs of plastic surgery. She's starting to get that "stiff upper lip" look that Botox victims get.

Still hot, though.
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Hot for a 50+ YES--but there IS weirdness afoot with her

I think there were rumors of NON-bathing and overall hygiene issues with her & Pitt
as one of H-woods STINKIEST
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I'd hit it!
 
Me Too!
 
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they recut the intro to this ad about 4 times now--the hair flip excised and they keep tweaking the 'you're the SCIENTIST ' line--i think her self centered vapidity shows thru her facade too much so the
editors keep nudging the intro so her and [ahem] black female scientist Sabrina are 'equals'

like ANYONE could equal that goddess JEN....Dead

its not really a STRONG hate--i just feels shes been rewarded for too little
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