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    Posted: 09 Sep 2012 at 12:30am
Kind of surprised this doesn't seem to be considered controversial.


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Confused...uh...WOW! Probably hasn't been broadcast enough, yet. Give it time - there is no way that one will go on without emotions flying from all over (although it made me chuckle).
We don't have any 'Jack-in-the-Crack's up here; been years since we last ate at one (and I got food poisoning from THAT 'adventure')
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I've only had good experiences with Jack in the Boxes.
 
I loved the breading on the chicken. Probably the only time I've actually tasted spices in the breading.
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Now THAT is strange!
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Goddamn these commercials and their made up words!  Enough!  Stop copying each other!

And I'm sure there will be some major controversy over the "nonookie" stuff.
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I've never had any Jack's either, but some rich guy that moved here decided he couldn't live without it, so he bought a franchise.  First one in Ohio.

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Jack in the Box used to be on the East coast back in the 70s.  Not quite sure when they left.  Not sure why, either.  I seem to recall that, in the hierarchy of fast food burger places, they were #3.  McDonalds was #1 and Burger King was #2.  I'm not talking about quality, just popularity.
 
 
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So, is the commercial suggesting that the woman is screwing the Jack-In-The-Box corporate mascot?
 
Are they married or are they just dating?
 
And does he wear the big head while they're doing it?
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
And does he wear the big head while they're doing it?
 
 
 
Of course he wears the big head.  That hat on it is part of the fun.
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

So, is the commercial suggesting that the woman is screwing the Jack-In-The-Box corporate mascot?
 
Are they married or are they just dating?
 
And does he wear the big head while they're doing it?
 
 
Confused...it does kinda, sorta look like they're saying she likes the big head, but only when he's wearin' a 'hat' over it.
Just makes one want to run straight to 'Jack in the Crack' for lunch now, doesn't it?
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused...uh...WOW! Probably hasn't been broadcast enough, yet. Give it time - there is no way that one will go on without emotions flying from all over (although it made me chuckle).


I've seen it 3 or 4 times over the past week or two. Maybe the family values types are just clueless and think it's a nonsense word.
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused...uh...WOW! Probably hasn't been broadcast enough, yet. Give it time - there is no way that one will go on without emotions flying from all over (although it made me chuckle).


I've seen it 3 or 4 times over the past week or two. Maybe the family values types are just clueless and think it's a nonsense word.
WinkYou know you are so very correct...it will take a little bit until a 'convert' catches it and raises cain.
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I'm more bothered that his g/f is so bothered about losing that she's withholding sex.

But yeah, I give it two weeks before someone complains, and the commercial ends up edited.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused...uh...WOW! Probably hasn't been broadcast enough, yet. Give it time - there is no way that one will go on without emotions flying from all over (although it made me chuckle).
We don't have any 'Jack-in-the-Crack's up here; been years since we last ate at one (and I got food poisoning from THAT 'adventure')
I recall when they had their problem in Washington State they were known as E-coli in the box.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

I've only had good experiences with Jack in the Boxes.
 
I loved the breading on the chicken. Probably the only time I've actually tasted spices in the breading.
Before I retired I would have a Jack in the Box lunch once or twice per month. Jumbo Jack burger and small fries $2.87. What I liked was the lack of "cheese like substance" on the burger which had a non squashed tasty bun. The fries had pieces of peel which proved they were real. Unfortunately there is no JB where I live.
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Goddamn these commercials and their made up words!  Enough!  Stop copying each other!

And I'm sure there will be some major controversy over the "nonookie" stuff.
I know what you are talking about. So far no question from my 3 y/o Grandson. "Papa, what is nonookie"?
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^  You could just tell him it means "nothing".  You'd be telling the truth, right?
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

So, is the commercial suggesting that the woman is screwing the Jack-In-The-Box corporate mascot?
 
Are they married or are they just dating?
 
And does he wear the big head while they're doing it?
 
 
As far as I can tell from the commercials they are married and have at least one child. This is not the first commercial with sexual even kinky implications. Check out the dog collar one.
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^  You could just tell him it means "nothing".  You'd be telling the truth, right?
 
 
Right. In fact I don't remember hearing nookie for decades.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  You could just tell him it means "nothing".  You'd be telling the truth, right?
 
 
Right. In fact I don't remember hearing nookie for decades.
 
I remember getting nookie for a few decades (just not so much in the past one LOL)
 
 
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Kind of surprised this doesn't seem to be considered controversial.

Whats controversia about itl?..  it happens quit freqeuntly in the sanctity of marriage
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Originally posted by dutchman063 dutchman063 wrote:

Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Kind of surprised this doesn't seem to be considered controversial.

Whats controversia about itl?..  it happens quit freqeuntly in the sanctity of marriage
 
"Nookie" sounds more Dating Game, while "Whoopie" is more Newlywed Game.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by dutchman063 dutchman063 wrote:

Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

Kind of surprised this doesn't seem to be considered controversial.

Whats controversia about itl?..  it happens quit freqeuntly in the sanctity of marriage
 
"Nookie" sounds more Dating Game, while "Whoopie" is more Newlywed Game.
 
 
 
Well then Jack had no business being there after that comment.. he should of just walked out
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

So, is the commercial suggesting that the woman is screwing the Jack-In-The-Box corporate mascot?
 
Are they married or are they just dating?
 
And does he wear the big head while they're doing it?
 
 

Yeah, she used to be married to the Whopper and had a Whopper Junior. WJ was the only offspring that survived childhood due to the health complications a human-hamburger hybrid. She had to eat her other children, but at least she said they were delicious. 
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Ever since I saw something that looked scarily similar to the Jack in the Box guy in this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/05/fast-food-mascots-snort-c_n_487589.html music video, I'm creeped the f**k out by Jack.
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