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    Posted: 23 Aug 2017 at 12:59pm
You know my sweet, loving girlfriend Sarah? Well, I have something to get off my chest. I am interested and attracted to guys, not women. I have been hiding that secret for a long time and decided that today it was time to let it out in the open, no pun intended.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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I heard somewhere that you are a woman who enjoys pretending to be a man on internet forums.

Somebody told me that in a PM.

Can't remember who, though.

Who might have PM'd me and told me that.... DONATHAN?

Any ideas.... DONATHAN?

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Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I heard somewhere that you are a woman who enjoys pretending to be a man on internet forums.

Somebody told me that in a PM.

Can't remember who, though.

Who might have PM'd me and told me that.... DONATHAN?

Any ideas.... DONATHAN?

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Um, maybe Alex with the milk chocolate skin complexion that looks like the outside of a Twix bar(Which is coincidentally's Sarah's skin complexion) told you that in a PM.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.


"Sarah" doesn't really look like a Sarah to me.

She looks more like a, oh I don't know.... maybe a KAREN.

What do you think, Donathan?

Doesn't your friend Sarah look more like her name should be KAREN?

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stunning.
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Jimbo is obviously privy (dumbass spelling edit) to some inside information...Donna is just on another leg of his continuing journey of weird.
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What the (@@* are we? A bunch of priests and nuns?

Save your confessions for someone qualified.

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^LOL  Wouldn't we (CIH members) make a helluva bunch of therapist?  LOL


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Aug 2017 at 5:36pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I heard somewhere that you are a woman who enjoys pretending to be a man on internet forums.

Somebody told me that in a PM.

Can't remember who, though.

Who might have PM'd me and told me that.... DONATHAN?

Any ideas.... DONATHAN?

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Um, maybe Alex with the milk chocolate skin complexion that looks like the outside of a Twix bar(Which is coincidentally's Sarah's skin complexion) told you that in a PM.


The more things change, the more they stay the same.



Donna has his own Gayfair going on here for us all to witness...Gee, thanks! Wacko


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So much to say, so little time...You should have seen Donna hightail it out of here when the FA showed up. Shocked


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Jimbo is obviously privi to some inside information...Donna is just on another leg of his continuing journey of weird.


PM's have been received.
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He told me to cease and desist! I can't remember who he was then.
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It's like Deja Vu all over again...Confused

Direct Link To This Post Topic: I have to get something off my chest!

I even had my own hate thread, I feel so special!


Direct Link To This Post Topic: Ron!

Now that's FIEND love! You stay away from me, Donna!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

So much to say, so little time...You should have seen Donna hightail it out of here when the FA showed up. Shocked




I had to go work! I didn't even know that Nathan was here! I am on my break and just found out Nathan was here earlier today! A belated hi to Nathan!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.


Well, Sarah is the splitting image of her FATHER,(Well, not EXACTLY the splitting image of him, they don't look like twins, but there is a strong resemblance between him and her) so there's that!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Is that really a picture of you, Donathan?

Tell the truth, now.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Is that really a picture of you, Donathan?

Tell the truth, now.


Okay, okay, it's time to tell the truth. *Takes a deep breath.* That's me in the picture that I claimed was "Sarah." My REAL name is Karen, not Donathan.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Is that really a picture of you, Donathan?

Tell the truth, now.


Okay, okay, it's time to tell the truth. *Takes a deep breath.* That's me in the picture that I claimed was "Sarah." My REAL name is Karen, not Donathan.


OK, so now how do we know that the gal in the picture isn't really a friend or acquaintance or co-worker of yours who agreed to go along and let you post her picture then claim it's you?

You're going to have to post a YouTube video now. Make a video of yourself telling us all at CIH that you are Donathan, and maybe include some of your more infamous exploits that you've told us about over the years.

Maybe read a bit of your Dave stories.

Then post it here, of course.
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Jimbo, no I am NOT going to make a Youtube video! I rarely even show my PICTURE on the internet!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Jimbo, no I am NOT going to make a Youtube video! I rarely even show my PICTURE on the internet!


Well then we cannot be expected to believe that is really you in the picture.

Let's face it... you have a history of misleading us with regards to your various identities.

That lady in the pic could be your next door neighbor for all we know. Maybe she works with you at Walgreens. Or maybe she's a friend of a friend.

Etc, etc, etc.

You're just going to have to do more to convince us.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.

In lieu of a clip:

Originally posted by Austin Powers Austin Powers wrote:

 That's not a woman, it's a man, baby!

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Sarah does look like a man, I didn't want to be mean.

In lieu of a clip:

Originally posted by Austin Powers Austin Powers wrote:

 That's not a woman, it's a man, baby!

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Leave it to Mr. T, to have the last word. Thumbs Up



OKAY, Donathang.  Did you get off enough to leave us alone?


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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am interested and attracted to guys, not women.


We never would have guessed.
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Apparently, I'm not drunk enough to get through all this bullsh*t...

So, Donna is now KAREN sho is atrracted to men? So? Am I missing something here? You're now a heterosexual female who likes men?? SO WTF is the confession? That you've been using a man's name?

Get help you little attention whore.

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