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    Posted: 30 Mar 2011 at 10:17pm
I hate the way they throw the word "stuff" around, I hate the stupid humor, I hate it all!!!!!Angry
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"Stuff" being water.  They oughta just say it.  "Made from the best water on earth".  Snapple's usually about 95% water.
 
 
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I would think most beverages are about 95% water at LEAST.
 
I mean, when ya think about it, what else would a LIQUID beverage be mostly comprised of?
 
I'm guessing Snapple is closer to about 99.5% water.
 
Which I'm also guessing is a good thing.
 
I'd hate to find out it was something like acetone or mineral spirits or kerosene.
 
That would totally ruin the taste.
 
Probably iritate your throat a bit, too.
 
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You'd have to look at the label on the back.  Mott's apple juice, for instance, says "Contains 100% juice".  Snapple's label says "Contains 5% (or whatever) juice".
 
I think that's why Snapple calls its beverage a "juice drink", while Mott's calls its beverage "juice".
 
 
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All true, but I think that if you were to take the stuff to a lab & somehow separate all the ingredients, even "100% juice" squeezed straight from the fruit, would be mostly water.
 
There really isn't any other liquid in nature that I know of that it could be.
 
 
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The rain or garden hose or whathaveyou  is what is responsible for the juice in all fruits and vegetables.  So yes...a glas of "juice" is technically a glass of water.  We as humans are mostly water, too.  But when people squeeze me, nothing comes out!  Big smile

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

The rain or garden hose or whathaveyou  is what is responsible for the juice in all fruits and vegetables.  So yes...a glas of "juice" is technically a glass of water.  We as humans are mostly water, too.  But when people squeeze me, nothing comes out!  Big smile
 
They just haven't squeezed hard enough!!!
 
Try drinking a whole bunch of water (or beer) about an hour prior to the next time you get squeezed real hard.
 
Something is bound to come out.... somewhere. Big smile
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
They just haven't squeezed hard enough!!!
 
Try drinking a whole bunch of water (or beer) about an hour prior to the next time you get squeezed real hard.
 
Something is bound to come out.... somewhere. Big smile
 
 
That's what I'm afraid of!  LOL  Maybe eat some Olestra infused potato chips or take some of those Winona Diet Pills and get the greasy schitz.  Very romantic!  LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote alext Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2011 at 5:22am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

The rain or garden hose or whathaveyou  is what is responsible for the juice in all fruits and vegetables.  So yes...a glas of "juice" is technically a glass of water.  We as humans are mostly water, too.  But when people squeeze me, nothing comes out!  Big smile
 
They just haven't squeezed hard enough!!!
 
Try drinking a whole bunch of water (or beer) about an hour prior to the next time you get squeezed real hard.
 
Something is bound to come out.... somewhere. Big smile
 
 
i think of the movie dune. but yeah, everything we eat and drink is mostly water. if you're consuming something that is both wet and mostly not water then you will probably die from consuming that thing. snapple is probably considered to be made of the "best stuff" because it tastes sweet and has leaves in its production. drinking a lot of snapple with that perception in the attempts of trying to live a healthier life would make you a walking contradiction. sugar is essential first, a drug second, and poison third, in order of increasing intake. you might as well just drink water in that regard. then again, i have no idea what they mean by "best" and "stuff".
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I prefer the older commercials, maybe they should say "Made from the best sh*t on earth"!




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