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Here's a regional one. This just annoys me. 

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There's a store around here always pushing discounted Oriental rugs, furniture, other crap called "The Dump." It used to have this male narrator, but they changed it recently with these unknown pissy female actresses berating the viewer. "Get off your a**." "Get a brain - - lazy!" 

Not that I am personally offended since I have no interest in ever stopping at "The Dump," - it's laughable, and just annoying. But I can see how this would p*ss others off in our very over-sensitive World. Bright marketing move.Confused







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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2018 at 5:12pm
These people have some new commercials that I'm having a hard time finding.  They piss me off so much!

Here's one of the older ones.


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Any commercial that states the phone number 3 or more times. 
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Here's a local example of the bastardization of an old song:



This isn't sappy. It's just silly.
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I was laughing. We don't have this in Baltimore. A bad song ripoff but at least, there's no hip-hop, dancing or warbly vocal fry breathy Millennial Chick singing. The girl on the exam table should take off her sneakers exposing her bare tootsies. The smell would be so bad, the doctor and other med folks would faint like that commercial for Odor EAters way back in the day where the guy takes his shoes off and the doggy falls out over the foot stank.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2018 at 3:35am
Taking hippy songs and using them for corporate love fests always leaves me cold and annoyed..plus these 'ordinary' people kinda butcher an originally well sung song

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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

I was laughing. We don't have this in Baltimore. A bad song ripoff but at least, there's no hip-hop, dancing or warbly vocal fry breathy Millennial Chick singing. The girl on the exam table should take off her sneakers exposing her bare tootsies. The smell would be so bad, the doctor and other med folks would faint like that commercial for Odor EAters way back in the day where the guy takes his shoes off and the doggy falls out over the foot stank.

Just like how "Cop Rock" was a flop, this commercial plays out as if "ER" was turned into a musical. I just still can't get my mind to accept it. Even worse is that Banner "bookends" these ads at local breaks here in Arizona.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2018 at 3:45pm
Bookends--Yeah THAT is the term! i too live in AZ and the worst example of that is running the SAME AD TWICE with some other crap between--as if the audience were a hoard of Alzheimers patients--which in retirement sodden PHX MAY BE TRUE...yet many of us still competent viewers get pretty P'Oed at this
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 3:45pm
I didn't realize this brutish putz came from Las Vegas until i searched for his latest ad, which this is not--but it DOES feature his obvious 'pump u OP' weight session b4 his ads so his MASSIF MUSCLES and veinage on his arms show up--his ads have flooded the PHX area and they are all this 'great'
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Jul 2019 at 8:58pm
This RV dealer in Tri-Cities WA is extremely annoying. Their first ad this summer was not posted online, but it had a testimonial of a family who drove a camper into the house...and the main star was a spoiled girl about 12, named Megan (I'm Megaaannnnn!) - basically one of those girls who gets everything she wants because mommy and daddy make six figures.

Now this atrocity with children acting as employees of Blue Dog:
https://www.facebook.com/BlueDogRV/videos/333661914217474/

I'll NEVER buy an RV from them! We have a local dealer in Yakima/Ellensburg called Canopy Country. Reviews are awesome.

Oh, and the animated penguins keep pushing the Yakima Watermill owner into a swimming pool. Damn are these annoying and cheesy...

And how about Silverwood Theme Park? (in IDAHO...3 hours away from Yakima - and yet Wild Waves in Federal Way doesn't advertise on the dry side? It's much closer...) Their 2019 commercial also features kids acting as parents. Cute at first, stupid the second time.
Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote caroln242 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jul 2019 at 9:22pm
All of these are pretty bad but I have one just as terrible.  Anyone seen this?  It's woken me from a sound sleep when it comes on.

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Any white woman who goes into E----- Beauty school and comes out with green, blue, orange, or purple
or any combination colored hair needs to be hospitalized for drug abuse. Whatever makes anyone think
that is "beauty" has serious vision or other mental problems, not issues, but, PROBLEMS!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote unwanted1 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 7:00am
This dildo and the yankee bit--  with lib. mut. can their pens and stick them where the sun has never shone, both holes.
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I was going to be half way descent, but, Empire Beauty has some of the fugliest women on this planet!! eewwww...nasty
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