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    Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 11:39am
OMG!!  They're just like real people, just like real Americans!!  They even eat chocolate!!  Roll out the commercials!
 
And since when have we been loving "Crunch" bars?  It's always been "NestlesCrunch"---almost like it's one word.  Just because it's no longer a Nestles product doesn't mean you can say we've always loved "Crunch" bars.
 
 
 
 
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Well, you can just bet that "Muhammed and Ahmad" are probably jihadists who have likely laced those chocolate bars with some kind of slow acting, time-release poison that will eventually kill the people who eat them, or infect them with a deadly and highly contagious bacteria which will spread like wildfire amongst the population of the Northeast, killing tens of thousands of Americans.

Or maybe it was some kind of chemical that, when digested by the stomach acid of the people who eat them, will become highly explosive, turning them all into walking human bombs.

I bet if you rub away the ink on those "SMILE!" cards they attached to each bar, it probably says "DEATH TO AMERICA!!!" next to an ISIS flag.

As for the "Crunch Bar"... if they're not made by Nestle anymore, I'll never eat another one as long as I live. Come to think of it, I don't think Nestle even makes candy anymore or even food.

I think they manufacture pesticides and industrial solvents or something these days.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



As for the "Crunch Bar"... if they're not made by Nestle anymore, I'll never eat another one as long as I live. Come to think of it, I don't think Nestle even makes candy anymore or even food.

I think they manufacture pesticides and industrial solvents or something these days.

 
From what I can tell at Walmart, they make water.  So do I.  Mine's yellow.  I think theirs is called PureLife.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



As for the "Crunch Bar"... if they're not made by Nestle anymore, I'll never eat another one as long as I live. Come to think of it, I don't think Nestle even makes candy anymore or even food.

I think they manufacture pesticides and industrial solvents or something these days.

 
From what I can tell at Walmart, they make water.  So do I.  Mine's yellow.  I think theirs is called PureLife.
 
 
 
 
Actually. Nestle is one of the very top Brands, globally. They own and manufacture all kinds of stuff. They pay and treat their staff VERY, VERY  nicely. One of the best organizations in the world for whom to consider as an employer.
They were one of my customers for years, while they were in the Pharma industry. 
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