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    Posted: 15 Apr 2008 at 6:45pm
I know we're only 2 episodes in...but daammmn....
 
None of these donuts can cook!  For God's sake, one of the idiots made Gordon vomit with his "specialty" dish.  Top it off with the fact that none of them can do crap, & they just seem so blasted incompetent....
 
Like I said, I realize it's only been 2 episodes, but still.  It's never been this bad.  I feel bad for Chef when he has to choose who runs the restaraunt.
 
 
 
 
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Fox most likely just hired some random people to cook so it will stir up drama and get the ratings through the roof.

Just like all reality shows, it seems.
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The guys are a bunch of pant-loads who talk smack then get smacked and cry about it.

What a bunch of w**kers.
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I wasn't fond of the butterball who seemed too proud of his masculinity.  Women are only good for this this, women can't do this but men can that, blech.  I'm glad he's gone.  Chauvanism is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia.
 

"Not these chickens, you donuts!"--I don't know why, but I found this line hilarious. LOL
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It would have been an outtake of me saying, 'umm, oh crap, too late...sorry chef.'
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This is the show with that psychotic blond-haired guy, isn't it?  I've only seen the promos on TV, but why the hell would anyone subject themselves to this dildotic ass?  If he ever screamed at me the way he does, I'd reach for the nearest steak knife.
 
 
 
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If they're dumb enough to go on the show, they deserve to get yelled at for being lousy-ass excuses for culinary workers.
 
Chef Ramsay is still awesome.
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Whenever he screams it's with purpose. Watch Kitchen Nightmares, he really is one of the greatest motivators I've ever seen. Maybe a bit abrasive but there is usually a reason he explodes.
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He knows more about business failure than most.
All he wants on the UK series is for those restaurants to survive.
If they can't learn from his mistakes, they are truly doomed.
I remember one episode where the owner got all froggy in his face about prices and portions.  Ramsey clearly laid it on the line for him that the place would fold soon.  The guy would not heed the warning and when he returned for a follow up, the place was boarded up.
 
Ramsey had to learn the hard way what success was.  He deserves credit for being passionate about the truth.  They should do a hell's kitchen 'where are they now' episode.
I love to see where these turd polishers are now.  I see a big future in being a dish-bitch* for most.
 
* Dish-bitch: A derogatory name used for the poor slob who gets stuck loading the washer.  From experience, I can say it sucks ass.
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So true shadow, so true. Awesome interview with GR if you are into reading.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Gordon+Ramsay-4946.html
And two video interviews.


And he is assaulted here. Big%20smile 
I love this one.
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I like how he basically just swipes down the slap in the last one. LOL
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Originally posted by NiteRaidah NiteRaidah wrote:

I wasn't fond of the butterball who seemed too proud of his masculinity.  Women are only good for this this, women can't do this but men can that, blech.  I'm glad he's gone.  Chauvanism is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia.
 
"Not these chickens, you donuts!"--I don't know why, but I found this line hilarious. LOL
Well I for one am glad he got the boot on the last episode. I couldn't stand his weak attitude.He's all tough and masculine until Gordon calls him out on being a f**ktard. 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

This is the show with that psychotic blond-haired guy, isn't it?  I've only seen the promos on TV, but why the hell would anyone subject themselves to this dildotic ass?  If he ever screamed at me the way he does, I'd reach for the nearest steak knife.
 

 

 


Thor, my friend, that is what working in a kitchen with a high profile chef de' cuisine is like.

Gordon is calm compared to some of the loonies I've encountered.

I've met him, he seemed to enjoy my scallops, (didn't cause him to vomit!). Even though he's a Scotsman, we actually respected each other.

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As for the commies pretending to be chef's during this season, I doubt they could boil ramen noodles without fu(king it up!

Total sh*tehounds, all of them!

Chef should sack the lot of them, then save the money until next season.
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I agree.  What is up with that blubbering fool Matt?
He always looks as though the tears are not too far behind him.
He got booted from his station and he cried about it, now he is on the ladies' team.
They do not want to even be near him.

I wouldn't pimp myself on tv, but if I did, I'd at least bring my A game to the table.
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

This is the show with that psychotic blond-haired guy, isn't it?  I've only seen the promos on TV, but why the hell would anyone subject themselves to this dildotic ass?  If he ever screamed at me the way he does, I'd reach for the nearest steak knife.
 

 

 


Thor, my friend, that is what working in a kitchen with a high profile chef de' cuisine is like.

Gordon is calm compared to some of the loonies I've encountered.

I've met him, he seemed to enjoy my scallops, (didn't cause him to vomit!). Even though he's a Scotsman, we actually respected each other.

 
Well, I just hope the workers get paid a sh*tload of money to put up with someone like that.  I would imagine that anyone who would put up with that and NOT make a lot of money, are only doing so to advance their careers.
 
I also hope that the patrons of the restaurant don't have to hear him.  If I heard that stuff coming from the kitchen, I'd be outta there.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

This is the show with that psychotic blond-haired guy, isn't it?  I've only seen the promos on TV, but why the hell would anyone subject themselves to this dildotic ass?  If he ever screamed at me the way he does, I'd reach for the nearest steak knife.
 
I hear that!!!!!
 
First time I ever saw a promo for that show I thought to myself "If that guy got in my face like that I'd give him something to eat.... I'd feed him a knuckle sandwich"
 
How anyone can actually bear to sit thru 5 minutes of a crap show like that is just beyond me & always will be.
 
 
 
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I like to heckle the tv.
It may someday evolve into shaking my fist and yelling at the kids to get off my lawn.
So I have that going for me.....which is nice.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

This is the show with that psychotic blond-haired guy, isn't it?  I've only seen the promos on TV, but why the hell would anyone subject themselves to this dildotic ass?  If he ever screamed at me the way he does, I'd reach for the nearest steak knife.
 

 

 
Thor, my friend, that is what working in a kitchen with a high profile chef de' cuisine is like. Gordon is calm compared to some of the loonies I've encountered. I've met him, he seemed to enjoy my scallops, (didn't cause him to vomit!). Even though he's a Scotsman, we actually respected each other.

 

Well, I just hope the workers get paid a sh*tload of money to put up with someone like that.  I would imagine that anyone who would put up with that and NOT make a lot of money, are only doing so to advance their careers.

 

I also hope that the patrons of the restaurant don't have to hear him.  If I heard that stuff coming from the kitchen, I'd be outta there.

 

 


The beautiful part of enduring such crap is a very, very well paying source of employment. It also has several nice benefits once you've become established.

If you know what you're doing, a bloke like Gordon is actually a treat because he gives you pointers and assistance.

I worked with a inflated creep named Georges Perrier who acted as though he invented cooking himself.

He was also an annoying, abusive, cheuvanistic, Napoleonic prick. But he is a very good chef, I just hate his attitude.

Unless your seating is horrible in a restaurant, you should never hear what is being said,( or shouted), in the kitchen.
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Well, it's over, and I have to say, it got a lot more entertaining as the season went on.  Congratulations to the winner, who won (I'm not posting him/her, just in case someone who watches HK didn't catch the ending).
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Good to see you around these parts!
I too agree that the season got pretty good towards the end.
He and/or She really deserved to win.

Matt was such a whiny bitch that I hoped someone would slap him till he cried.
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Thanks, Shadow.  It's also good to be back around these parts.
 
Matt betrayed my faith in him.  I was saying before the show, hey, Matt can be good, and his attitude isn't as bad as Jen's.
 
Curse him for making me wrong.  Curse him!
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Originally posted by shadow shadow wrote:

I agree.  What is up with that blubbering fool Matt?
He always looks as though the tears are not too far behind him.
He got booted from his station and he cried about it, now he is on the ladies' team.
They do not want to even be near him.

I wouldn't pimp myself on tv, but if I did, I'd at least bring my A game to the table.
 
I always got a little nervous whenever Matt had a knife in his hand.
 
He may have cried alot, but he also had a lot of pent up anger, always mumbling threats under his breath.  Those kinds of people are the ones that make me real nervous when they have anything in their hand that even resembles a weapon.
 
 
 
 
 
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yep, Pvt. Pyle syndrome.
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yep, Pvt. Pyle syndrome.
awwww....
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