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    Posted: 14 Oct 2010 at 4:42am
There's something about this commerical that bothers me.  Just the way he asks the mom to dance, and the way he's staring at the girl while he's all crunched over pulling the old woman out on to the dance floor. 
 
I'm telling you, this guy's a creeper:
 
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I wonder if the girl would be looking at him so lovingly if the 80 y/o he dragged out to the dance floor was Mamie Van Doren.
 
 
 
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Mamie......ummm, Mom looks like she can open that Heineken bottle with one hand.
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I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
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Originally posted by Tech Tech wrote:

I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
 
Maybe he put a Rufie in the Heiny.
 
 
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Originally posted by Chet Desmond Chet Desmond wrote:

There's something about this commerical that bothers me.  Just the way he asks the mom to dance, and the way he's staring at the girl while he's all crunched over pulling the old woman out on to the dance floor. 
 
I'm telling you, this guy's a creeper:
 
Awwwwwwwww c'monnnnnn, Chet........  Wink
 
We shouldn't be finding fault with this guy!!!!!
 
He's just another enterprising young "hound dawg" tryin to come up with a unique angle that will impress some hotty enough to ultimately land him in the sack with her. Thumbs%20Up
 
And she seemed to be pleasantly surprised that he employed some style in his attempt, rather than just blundering up to her & blurting "Duhhhh..... hey baby, ya wanna dance?"
 
We should applaud one of our fellow soldiers' apparent victory in the ongoing & universally shared struggle of the average guy, to reach the sacred & hallowed Land of Poontang  Clap 
 
 
  
 
I hope that before the day was over, he "Charlie Harper'ed" her. LOL
 
 
 
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I don't see what's the big deal with the guy asking mom to dance before the daughter.  I mean, if anything, it is just being polite, and it makes the mother not feel old (since she was asked to dance first over her daughter.)  I don't see how this would be so romantic in the eyes of the daughter, making the man a better 'choice' for her.  Who knows, maybe this same man would sleep with the mom first 'just to be polite' before going to the daughter for seconds. LOL
Welcome to Commercial Land. This is a magical place where all women look up while eating, and it is perfectly acceptable to slurp the hell out of a Dannon yogurt cup.
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Can't think of a better way to get those brownie points with the chick's Mom. And if things work out, he won't have to worry about "meeting the parents" later.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Tech Tech wrote:

I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
 
Maybe he put a Rufie in the Heiny.
 
 
 
I think they're normally taken orally...
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This ad outright refers to women as, "prey".

Jesus, take the wheel.
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Originally posted by Agent_Sometime Agent_Sometime wrote:

This ad outright refers to women as, "prey".
 
Yeah, but it's done euphemistically.
 
People understand that.
 
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Originally posted by jerkylips jerkylips wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Tech Tech wrote:

I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
 
Maybe he put a Rufie in the Heiny.
 
 
 
I think they're normally taken orally...
 
So are Heinys (Heiny being a nickname for Heineken).
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by jerkylips jerkylips wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Tech Tech wrote:

I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
 
Maybe he put a Rufie in the Heiny.
 
 
 
I think they're normally taken orally...
 
So are Heinys (Heiny being a nickname for Heineken).
 
 
 
I'm not sure if I'd rather have a heiny in the mouth or a rufie in the heiny...
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Just noticed that they changed the commercial on TV now....... replacing the word "prey" with "prize."  How lame... somebody must have complained.
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i think the old lady was more like her grandma....
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