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Chet Desmond ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 May 2008 Location: Minneosta Status: Offline Points: 122 |
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There's something about this commerical that bothers me. Just the way he asks the mom to dance, and the way he's staring at the girl while he's all crunched over pulling the old woman out on to the dance floor.
I'm telling you, this guy's a creeper:
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57739 |
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I wonder if the girl would be looking at him so lovingly if the 80 y/o he dragged out to the dance floor was Mamie Van Doren.
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Tiz ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15595 |
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Mamie......ummm, Mom looks like she can open that Heineken bottle with one hand.
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Tech ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 185 |
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I agreed completely when I saw this commercial. The guy looks like a date rapist.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57739 |
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Maybe he put a Rufie in the Heiny.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Awwwwwwwww c'monnnnnn, Chet........
![]() We shouldn't be finding fault with this guy!!!!! He's just another enterprising young "hound dawg" tryin to come up with a unique angle that will impress some hotty enough to ultimately land him in the sack with her.
![]() And she seemed to be pleasantly surprised that he employed some style in his attempt, rather than just blundering up to her & blurting "Duhhhh..... hey baby, ya wanna dance?"
We should applaud one of our fellow soldiers' apparent victory in the ongoing & universally shared struggle of the average guy, to reach the sacred & hallowed Land of Poontang
![]() ![]() ![]() I hope that before the day was over, he "Charlie Harper'ed" her.
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dp7 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Dec 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 970 |
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I don't see what's the big deal with the guy asking mom to dance before the daughter. I mean, if anything, it is just being polite, and it makes the mother not feel old (since she was asked to dance first over her daughter.) I don't see how this would be so romantic in the eyes of the daughter, making the man a better 'choice' for her. Who knows, maybe this same man would sleep with the mom first 'just to be polite' before going to the daughter for seconds.
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Welcome to Commercial Land. This is a magical place where all women look up while eating, and it is perfectly acceptable to slurp the hell out of a Dannon yogurt cup.
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Tiz ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15595 |
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Can't think of a better way to get those brownie points with the chick's Mom. And if things work out, he won't have to worry about "meeting the parents" later.
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jerkylips ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 568 |
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I think they're normally taken orally...
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Thethelia thinkth my thoriathith ith thexthy
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Agent_Sometime ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Status: Offline Points: 150 |
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This ad outright refers to women as, "prey".
Jesus, take the wheel. |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Yeah, but it's done euphemistically.
People understand that.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 57739 |
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So are Heinys (Heiny being a nickname for Heineken).
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jerkylips ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 568 |
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I'm not sure if I'd rather have a heiny in the mouth or a rufie in the heiny...
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Thethelia thinkth my thoriathith ith thexthy
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Chet Desmond ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 May 2008 Location: Minneosta Status: Offline Points: 122 |
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Just noticed that they changed the commercial on TV now....... replacing the word "prey" with "prize." How lame... somebody must have complained.
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stowles ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() Joined: 18 Oct 2009 Location: Bham AL Status: Offline Points: 34 |
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i think the old lady was more like her grandma....
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