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    Posted: 14 Feb 2018 at 11:05pm
WinkLOLFor all of us waiting for anyone to want us to be their Valentine rather than their wallet...
Happy Valentine's Day.
Buy yourself some candy & bottle of wine and watch some movie you got from RedBox...or, for ol'rednecks like ol'mule, Thor, aka, Sarge, and maybe me...grab a six-pack of favorite beer and a can of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup and a glass. Pour beer in glass, pour some syrup in beer and stir lightly and enjoy.
 
Confusedokokokok already! I get it. Maybe some of us aren't quite yet 'gutter fodder' and would prefer something kinder and gentler.
This is the best I can do these days.WinkBig smile
 
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Poor ol Pa.

Another year, another Valentine's Day and he didn't get his Vermont Teddy Bear and box of Godiva chocolates...

Now he's lashing out in frustration.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Cry  If'n it was only some years back I'd be that 'GreatWhiteNorthTeddyWolf' for my chocolate MrsGodiva, doncha knowWink, but these days? "SenorWolf! 'De Tire eees FLAT an' 'de Air Compressor No Worky No Mas...".
sh*t happens, life goes on...all is good. Now shaddup & let's guzzle these chocolately beers...WinkLOL
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I got a few texts yesterday from apparently hot women---one saying her "husband isn't home", and another who wants to "do special dance" for me.
 
I love love.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I got a few texts yesterday from apparently hot women---one saying her "husband isn't home", and another who wants to "do special dance" for me.
 
I love love.
 
 
 
LOL

Are you dating a co-worker?  Not that there's anything wrong with that!

I spent most of my life single and enjoyed the heck out of it, being married or in a relationship is not for everyone.  I'm in a good place for my age.


I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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